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yeah I eat rear end posted:Yeah, that's definitely how conversations happen. One party says literally one word, the other parties go on interrupted on their epic speech. "Hold X to talk to the NPC" style of conversation
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A+ didn’t happen C- story was boring I thought the brave professor was going to tell him it’s okay to be gay or bi and drop a super-burn on a homophobic grocery clerk at the same time. Then the manager would fire the clerk and give them free dairy products, I was sure the dairy aisle would come back into the story.
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DRINK ME posted:A+ didn’t happen Yeah I feel betrayed.
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DRINK ME posted:A+ didn’t happen *hand-holding boy stands over the unconscious form of now-unemployed homophobic clerk, having delivered a mighty Punch of Justice* "I guess you should have stuck with just being lactose intolerant..." *everyone claps, mayor gives him key to the city, eagles soar majestically overhead, small children use precocious words, etc.*
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3D Megadoodoo posted:There has been a mistake in translation. When you die it's actually Charo who takes you over the Styx. Κηχη, κηχη, κηχη This Is the Zodiac has a new favorite as of 02:51 on Apr 14, 2021 |
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This Is the Zodiac posted:Κ η χ η, κ η χ η, κ η χ η 
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THAT IS MY HEADCOUNT GIVE IT BACK YOU ARE A DOG you don’t even have an mba
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This is just abhorrent to me. I can't even fathom how this arsehole of a woman thinks. Firstly, she thinks its a bad thing that kids are getting vaccinated so they hopefully won't get sick. Then she puts out the bald faced lie that "they" are bussing in foreign kids, illegal foreign kids, to get this help. Knowing that this lie can only stir up racial hatred and anti-foreigner rhetoric and unfortunately violence. She thinks and hopes that people will believe this lie, but just in case it is provably wrong, (which it is), she covers her arse by saying that it is just an anonymous tip that she heard, and was only asking for clarification/confirmation. gently caress you Ms. Lahren. You are a bad person.
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She needed to hide her nazi shitspeak a little better because too many people know that small children aren’t being vaccinated yet
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Skwirl posted:But, like even if you hate illegal immigrant kids and think the vaccines are secret 5g mark of the beast mind control, why would you care about illegal immigrant kids getting vaccines? She doesn't. She's paid to say bullshit she knows isn't true but idiots will get riled up over. She's not arguing in good faith. Also Democrats are evil so any lies you make up are justified if it wins the war against them 
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freeedr posted:She needed to hide her nazi shitspeak a little better because too many people know that small children aren’t being vaccinated yet
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I would say she's already gotten bored with raging about Dr. Seuss and is desperately flailing for the next controversy... but they will never get bored of the Dr. Seuss thing
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I have a theory on Tomi Lahren's "source" for that tweet. They are starting vaccination trials on 12-15 year olds and I saw a tweet that was an interview with a 13 year old who's part of it and his dad, and they weren't white.
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I also get the staff to call people over the tannoy instead of calling that person on the phone. E: oh wait he explained that one. Asda sex pest posted:Contact - If you've been in an ASDA, you'll know that for whatever reason, the signal tends to drop off. Therefore I couldn't contact her via phone. My reasoning for considering using the loudspeaker was A) To hopefully embarrass her a bit, B) I didn't know what else to do lmao, didn't have a car to go back to and wait. Kosmo Gallion has a new favorite as of 21:09 on Apr 10, 2021 |
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Kosmo Gallion posted:I also get the staff to call people over the tannoy instead of calling that person on the phone. There's a QFC I sometimes go to that I absolutely cannot get a cellphone signal in, so that sounds kinda reasonable.
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Just a fun story from the prison industrial complex.
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Tea Bone posted:Slytherin mask? You can buy your normal cloth face masks in all sorts of bullshit gimmicky merch styles. No doubt they sell them in Harry Potter styles to bleed further cash from the nerds.
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Tea Bone posted:Slytherin mask? That got me good but then I remembered there's a plague going on. Is there a  mask?
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Tea Bone posted:Slytherin mask? 
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3D Megadoodoo posted:That got me good but then I remembered there's a plague going on. I’m kind of surprised that more than a year later, and I don’t think I’ve ever even seen a picture of someone with a mask that is just the lower half of an emoji, macro, smiley, or rage face. I’m probably just lucky and now you all are going to ruin it for me. 
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Blue Moonlight posted:I’m kind of surprised that more than a year later, and I don’t think I’ve ever even seen a picture of someone with a mask that is just the lower half of an emoji, macro, smiley, or rage face.
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Hey cool mask Thanks it's based on one of the child dorms from Harry Potter, would you like to hear all about it, it's a kids book but it's hey where are you going
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SLOSifl posted:Hey cool mask This is why it's important to get a job as a prison guard, then they can't run away from you.
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What was the person in this story actually supposed to have been doing that made a professor ask them to stand up??
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bike tory posted:What was the person in this story actually supposed to have been doing that made a professor ask them to stand up?? If it actually happened (which it didn't) literally any school subject that wasn't Russian Literature. If I'm a math or geography teacher I wouldn't want students reading Dostoevsky during my class.
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I know these didn't happen but thank God my extended family spent our Easter zoom sharing updates on who got vaccinated and if not when they were going to do it.
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bike tory posted:What was the person in this story actually supposed to have been doing that made a professor ask them to stand up?? If this happened, and it didn't, it almost certainly went down as:  "This is a closed-book test, what are you doing?" "Nothing." "Stand up and let me see." "I was...I was reading Dostoevsky!"Lord knows I have heard stupider excuses when a student was caught cheating.
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bike tory posted:The story says that they hide Dostoevsky underneath their textbooks though. The professor doesn't think they're reading Dostoevsky. What were they actually reading? The story seems to suggest it was their textbooks. They said they were sneaking Dostoevsky in class, like if they were sneaking a snack. That's why they get all smug about what they were reading at the end, like it's ok to ignore your teacher if it's Jordan B. Peterson's favorite author. I think you're getting tripped up by them saying they were hiding it under their textbook. Presumably they meant they were doing the classic hiding your book inside the book you want to pretend your reading thing. Alternatively for comedy, they set the textbook up like a DM screen and were shocked when the teacher wasn't fooled by that.
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