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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

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e-dt
Sep 16, 2019

the petit bourgeoisie is mad with the monopolist bourgeoisie again, how could this go wrong :godwin:

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
https://twitter.com/spectator/status/1382776250704494593?s=20

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/dogdennings/status/1382510521702842368?s=19

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

https://twitter.com/TerryGotham/status/1382693632369655809?s=20

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


https://twitter.com/ronninator/status/1383140687126818818

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
spare the rod murder the child

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
You ever read something that doesn't click and wonder if it's you who is really dumb

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
to be fair its translated from Russian so its a little clunky due to that

it is also gibberish so that is also a problem

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


the existence of c can be scientifically proven as conclusively as any other part of physics, the dude's bonkers and the first sentence is enough to ignore all of it

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


yes, everything is relative, Einstein :rolleyes:

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



https://twitter.com/BuzzPatterson/status/1383547061849624589

How effective was your protest, Buzz?

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Pretty sure Buzz burned plenty of poo poo in the air force.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Palestinianism lmao

SENTIENT HOUSEMEAT
Oct 14, 2016

A thinking, breathing house? You're mad!
Get me to a liberal Imam immediately, I wish to convert to Palestinianism so that I may be misallied. It will be a beautiful ceremony.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

quote:

We are not comparing U.S. and Philippines here, we are comparing U.S. and China. And why does it seem that you would like the Philippines to stand alone? Because it will never happen. Cooperation is inherent in foreign relations. What did the U.S. ever exploited in us? Military bases? Germany and Italy has that. Isn't this the other way around, the Philippines is exploiting the U.S.? They've only been helping us for the last 100 years, and they didn't even get one island in exchange.

quote:

also at least you can still say "Benghazi/Emails/Pizzagate/Biden Jim Crow/etc." and still be alive while in US, but in China if you say "Tiannanmen/Taiwan Independence/Tibet Invasion/Falun Gong/etc." you'll be "reeducated"

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
:d2a:

https://twitter.com/aidachavez/status/1384625630319312898

Travv0
Jan 26, 2013

Milo and POTUS posted:

You ever read something that doesn't click and wonder if it's you who is really dumb

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!
Goddamn didn’t think an old white US politician could shock me with their racism but Pelosi did it.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Orange Devil posted:

Goddamn didn’t think an old white US politician could shock me with their racism but Pelosi did it.

nancy pelosi was 24 years old when they started getting rid of black people only water fountains

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

nancy pelosi was 24 years old when they started getting rid of black people only water fountains

Hence why I expect a lot of racism. Just not, whatever the gently caress that was.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:
Black people should have an equal shot at becoming capitalist oppressors. Every Black person must be murdered by cops to teach white people not to be racist. about racism.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy







THS
Sep 15, 2017

lol jesus christ

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
people like that really test my stance on capital punishment

Travv0
Jan 26, 2013

like spiderman,

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


excruciating beyond belief, even as he keeps trying to moralize his way through by warping his "teach a man to fish" post into more meaningless and obtuse shapes

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
those dumbass voters why don't they pick good leaders :argh:

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
all the gospel stories about Jesus teaching people to fish. Jesus would never give anyone fish

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1384948576799895552

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
not only was she black, she was FAT :blastu:

https://twitter.com/TimJDillon/status/1384871559039496192

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school




this dude wants to gently caress fat kids, cmm

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


cops pushing back against the Healthy At Any Size movement the only way they know how

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

prosecutor arguing that the 10-year-old defendant should be tried as an adult: your honor, this quote-unquote child has a bmi of 24, we are therefore empowered to give them the death penalty

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
anyway here's something that belongs in this thread

https://twitter.com/SenFeinstein/status/1384982365374763010

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

vyelkin posted:

prosecutor arguing that the 10-year-old defendant should be tried as an adult: your honor, this quote-unquote child has a bmi of 24, we are therefore empowered to give them the death penalty

no trial for this one, the executioner took care of it on the spot

e: also lmfao

vyelkin posted:

anyway here's something that belongs in this thread

https://twitter.com/SenFeinstein/status/1384982365374763010

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Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

vyelkin posted:

anyway here's something that belongs in this thread

https://twitter.com/SenFeinstein/status/1384982365374763010

Can't even really attribute this to her since by all accounts she's barely coherent as it is. Our gerontocracy is grim.

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