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Jim trains Mose wrong, as a joke
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Applewhite posted:Look at mr. moneybags here with Peacock Plus. I still haven't seen any episodes with him, before I wrote the B-virus post I googled Mose to see what breed he was lol
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Apr 17, 2021 14:37
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Prank my life into pieces this my beet resort Suffocation Jim's not breathing
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Apr 17, 2021 14:43
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Well, if you told me Dwight was drowning Jim would not lend a hand I've seen your face before my friend But I don't know if Jim knows who I am Well, I was there and I saw what Jim did I saw it with my own two eyes So you can wipe off that grin, I know where you've Jim It's all been a pack of lies.
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Apr 17, 2021 15:06
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Over the course of several days, Jim tricks Dwight into touching Jim's balls through various and increasingly elaborate contrivances. No matter how careful Dwight is, he always finds himself touching Jim's balls before the end of the day. After a week of this, Dwight has had enough. He vows that next time, he'll make Jim pay. Sure enough, Dwight catches sight of Jim's balls, concealed in a bowl of nuts (Dwight can hear Jim snickering beneath the table). Rather than take the bait, Dwight takes a mallet and bashes Jim's balls with all his might. Dwight screams in agony. The balls in the bowl of nuts were Dwight's OWN balls! Jim mugs the camera as Dwight vomits all over his own balls.
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Apr 17, 2021 17:43
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Applewhite posted:Look at mr. moneybags here with Peacock Plus. PROTIP: if you're on Comcast you can move to a plan where you get their Flex box for free, which then gives you Peacock Plus for free. Once you've gotten the Peacock account set up you can stick the Flex box in a closet and use the account to log into Peacock wherever. Then you can watch all The Office you want, possibly more!
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Apr 17, 2021 17:48
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Jim puts hotsauce and broken glass on the inside of Dwights balldo
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Apr 17, 2021 20:56
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jim pokes dwight hard in the eye for no reason
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Apr 17, 2021 21:30
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Who What Now posted:I still haven't seen any episodes with him, before I wrote the B-virus post I googled Mose to see what breed he was lol lmao
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Apr 17, 2021 23:51
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Jim takes Mose out to dinner at a fancy restaurant. It’s a little weird and awkward but once the steaks arrive, they both get to eating with gusto, and end up having a great time. Jim drives Mose home, walks him to the door, and impulsively kisses him right as Dwight opens it and is confused and disgusted. Note: Mose is Dwight’s dog in this episode
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Apr 17, 2021 23:57
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Jim does not play any pranks on Dwight, because he understands that the best revenge is living well.
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Apr 18, 2021 00:16
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Jim tells Dwight that you can get a Mew in Pokemon Red by moving the pickup truck parked near the S.S. Anne. Dwight wastes hours of his time trying to figure out how to solve the puzzle of the truck, little knowing it's impossible. Jim mugs the camera from behind his lime green Gameboy Color.
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Apr 18, 2021 00:18
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jim persuades dwight to holiday in Nagasaki, august 6th, 1945
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Apr 18, 2021 00:28
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Jim traps Dwight in the Zone of Torment. Dwight doesn't notice any difference because the torment of the Zone of Torment is to work at Dunder Mifflin and suffer Jim's pranks.
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Apr 18, 2021 00:29
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Applewhite posted:Jim traps Dwight in the Zone of Torment. the rare jim self-own
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Apr 18, 2021 00:30
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Jim annihilates Dwight by folding him along the fifth dimension, then proceeds to have an orgy with all of his female coworkers. Afterwards, Jim spouts a bunch of extremely homophobic aphorisms and some stuff that sounds like flimsy justification for pedophilia.
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Apr 18, 2021 00:44
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Jim takes a bunch of Ex-Lax to give himself diarrhea during Dwight’s wedding ceremony. Jim, who is one of the groomsmen, mugs the camera as liquid poo poo runs down his tuxedo pants and puddles on the floor at his feet.
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Apr 18, 2021 01:18
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Kevin loses his calculator and goes around asking all the other Dunder-Mifflin employees if they have seen it. Jim says Dwight will know, but tells him that in Amish the word for "calculator" is "wiener." Kevin hounds Dwight all day by asking "Have you seen my wiener?"
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Apr 18, 2021 06:29
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For secret santa at the Dunder-Mifflin Xmas party, Jim gives Dwight a mysterious stone mask that transforms him into a vampire! Reveling in his newfound power, Dwight attempts to destroy Jim once and for all... only for Jim to destroy him with the Hamon training he acquired between Seasons 2 and 3.
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Apr 18, 2021 06:48
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Jim prints out this thread and reads it to Dwight during his break, causing him to not enjoy his break.
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Apr 18, 2021 06:54
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Jim pretends not to know what beets are, forcing Dwight to explain them at length before Jim finally responds "ohhh you mean like the recurring vegetable motif in Disney's Doug." Dwight becomes upset because he preferred Doug on Nickolodeon and disliked the lengthening of Doug's sleeves, but humiliates himself in front of the office by tacitly admitting that he is an adult that cares about any version of Doug
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Apr 18, 2021 09:57
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Jim contrives a scenario where Dwight subsequently makes a fool of himself.
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Apr 18, 2021 16:48
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Jim starts a successful podcast with Dwight and Michael as his cohosts. It makes them all millionaires, but the show mostly consists of Jim calling Dwight gay through parody songs and offensive accents. Michael finds the whole thing hilarious.
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Apr 18, 2021 17:09
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Jim eats Dwight’s takeout from the break room fridge, even though it was clearly labeled “DWIGHT.”
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Apr 18, 2021 17:10
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Gatto Grigio posted:For secret santa at the Dunder-Mifflin Xmas party, Jim gives Dwight a mysterious stone mask that transforms him into a vampire! Dwightio, smugly "I know you're going to attack me by surprise when I get closer to you, Jimjim, so I'll check if you're still alive by using my superior vampire to listen for the beat of your heart. Cut to Jimtaro Jimstar in the interview room, "I learned how to use my stand to stop and start my own heart.  "
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Apr 18, 2021 17:37
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Jim punctures Dwight's inner ear, deafening him and greatly impairing his sense of balance
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Apr 18, 2021 17:42
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Jim lampoons Dwight in his webcomic, causing Dwight to become the subject of ridicule among as many as twenty people.
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Apr 18, 2021 18:09
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Jim switches the positions of his and Dwight's desk, causing Dwight to freak out because now his back is to the door, leaving him vulnerable to attack. Before Dwight can put things back in order, he's murdered by a ninja assassin who took advantage of Dwight's strategically disadvantageous position. Jim mugs the camera before the top half of his face slides diagonally off the bottom and onto the floor, sliced by a lightning quick slash from a razor-sharp katana.
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Apr 18, 2021 18:58
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Jim staples Dwight's tie to the desk while Dwight isn't looking.
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Apr 19, 2021 04:26
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Jim teleports behind Dwight. "Nothing personal, kid," he says to the camera
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Apr 19, 2021 09:28
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jim covers dwight in crude oil, increasing his risk of cancer significantly
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Apr 19, 2021 09:44
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Jim feeds Dwight his lunch by chewing it up and spitting it into his mouth like a mama bird. Dwight and Jim are both 100% into this, but their coworkers are made extremely uncomfortable by this daily ritual.
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Apr 19, 2021 10:03
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Jim and Dwight. Dwight and Jim. Jim and Dwight. Dwight and Jim. Jim/Dwight. Jim and Dwight. Jim + Dwight. Jim and Dwight.
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Apr 19, 2021 11:02
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Jim builds an experimental teleportation device and tricks Dwight into entering it with him. Dwight vanishes but Jim emerges seemingly normal. Over the coming weeks Jim begins to transform into a horrifying Jim/Dwight hybrid. Eventually, while Dwim is rampaging around the office, Pam tearfully executes him with a shotgun. Stanley looks exasperated.
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Apr 19, 2021 12:22
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Jim secretly compromises a vital sealing bolt on Dwight's containment suit before the two embark on a reconnaissance mission into The Desolate Zone. Several miles out from Scranton Station, the pair stumble on a nest of Mifflers and Dwight's suit critically fails, exposing him to potentially deadly levels of Low-Frequency Dream Energy. Back at the Station, Toby orders the two confined to the quarantine sarcophagi for two weeks. But Jim has a final trick up his sleeve - he's left some stinky cheese in Dwight's sarcophagus! dads_work_files fucked around with this message at 04:02 on May 9, 2021 |
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Apr 19, 2021 12:39
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Jim constantly says Dwight's name while at work. At first it's intermittent, he says it seven or eight times during the day, each time causing Dwight to suffer a momentary loss of concentration and react to Jim. Jim gradually increases the frequency until he's saying "Dwight" every minute, then every ten seconds, eventually reaching a stage where he's continuously saying Dwight to the exclusion of all else. During this time Jim soils himself and pays no attention to his hunger or thirst. Eventually Dwight reacts and tells Jim to cut it off. He does and restricts his Dwight calling to once a workday, but again the frequency starts to gradually increase over time. The cycle continues, Jim says the word Dwight whether or not he's in the office, constantly repeating till his voice is a sore rasp, as he's wheeled to the hospital he mugs the camera.
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Apr 19, 2021 13:13
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Jim fingerbangs Greg Gutfeld's dad in Dwight's cubicle.
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Apr 19, 2021 13:19
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Jim agrees to spin straw into gold for Dwight, on the condition that Dwight promise him his firstborn son. When Jim comes to collect, Dwight begs for mercy. Jim agrees to release Dwight from his debt IF Dwight can guess his name. Dwight repeatedly guesses “Jim” and “James” but Jim keeps telling Dwight he’s “pronouncing it wrong.” Jim mugs the camera as he vanishes with Dwight’s firstborn.
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Apr 19, 2021 13:35
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Jim gifts Dwight a mug that reads "#1 Dad", then secretly replaces it with a mug that reads "#4 Dad". Dwight becomes increasingly desperate to impress the mug, as he believes it is judging him.
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Apr 19, 2021 13:54
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Jim places naught but a single pea 'neath Dwight's mattress causing Dwight to be unable to sleep and be tired at work the next day.
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