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SYSV Fanfic
Sep 9, 2003

by Pragmatica

Horace posted:

what is left to 'review'? they know my address, bank account no, I sent them a photo of my driving licence, passport and foreskin as requested

Whether they will still be solvent after your $30 withdrawal.

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Oh, this is just too perfect.

Utah Butccoiner ripped off by fake exchange app:



And posts this on his personal website:



Mr. "Mental Awesomeness" isn't giving up on the scam just because he was robbed. Clearly, this is good for Bitcoin.

https://kutv.com/news/local/utah-man-loses-384000-in-cryptocurrency-scam
https://www.mentalawesomeness.com

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


von Vicious posted:

Where do you want to be in the next coming years? Be smart.

Hiding in a forest, with my mountain of doge coins I'll never sell.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

starkebn posted:

Yeah, this is something I just don't get. The banks are big databases that let you pay electronically, what is supposed to be the benefit of bitcoins?

https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/1154194555086024710?s=20

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

I'm converted

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

I was gonna be mean and mock this fellow, but then I took a closer look: that’s either a prize-worthy neckbeard or an unfortunate shadow on his neck. Anybody know his Username?

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


Partial transposition:
What is Bitcoin? Bitcoin is a hair pair jezebel currency, synonymous and decentral. It's like being able to teleport mice, anywhere across the world, HAH! Nothing is actually being teleported, so we rave at amazing peers, distracting each and every Bitcoin, on a pump of pleasure called the Blockchain. When you want to send a Bitcoin you probably announce that your account is sending a Bitcoin to the recipient's camp. This is a lettuce of public record, and everyone knows that Bitcoins are associated with useless accounts, and prevents anyone from sending money that isn't queer. And all day you have banks hold onto money, and they give a lockup make sure bandits didn't ride off with it.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

CaptainSarcastic posted:

Oh, this is just too perfect.

Utah Butccoiner ripped off by fake exchange app:



And posts this on his personal website:



Mr. "Mental Awesomeness" isn't giving up on the scam just because he was robbed. Clearly, this is good for Bitcoin.

https://kutv.com/news/local/utah-man-loses-384000-in-cryptocurrency-scam
https://www.mentalawesomeness.com

i don’t think i’d ever go out and publicize falling for a scam that took almost half a million of my dollars

Hello Sailor
May 3, 2006

we're all mad here

DerekSmartymans posted:

I was gonna be mean and mock this fellow, but then I took a closer look: that’s either a prize-worthy neckbeard or an unfortunate shadow on his neck. Anybody know his Username?

Clickhole is satire. It's run by the Onion.

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Hello Sailor posted:

Clickhole is satire. It's run by the Onion.

But the person is still real

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
hindertoken

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

buttcoin

MechaCrash
Jan 1, 2013

There is only one true buttcoin.

salt shakeup
Jun 27, 2004

'orrible fucking nights

strange feelings re Daisy posted:

Bitcoiners are loving furious that doge is mooning. "It's completely irrational, it has no fundamental value. It's worthless. You'll all be sorry when it crashes to 0". All their dogecoin critiques look exactly like r/buttcoin posts. No self-awareness whatsoever lmao.

So you're saying DOGE is going to $64,000 like BTC? Better get some then.

salt shakeup
Jun 27, 2004

'orrible fucking nights
Nevermind, number is going down, WTF.

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


salt shakeup posted:

Nevermind, number is going down, WTF.

Holy crap, that is one hell of a drop. Wonder what is driving it. (Also, it looks like I sold at the absolute peak just recently.)

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

https://twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1383611847144730626

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club



Oh drat. Welp, it was a fun ride, folks...

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

buttcoin

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Lol. This, erm, doesn’t seem good

https://twitter.com/IntelDoge/status/1383631476068024322

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
the opposite of stonks

sknots

human garbage bag
Jan 8, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
we're never gonna see a discount this big again

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free



ruh roh lmao

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






We've been here before, is it really happening?

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


spankmeister posted:

We've been here before, is it really happening?

We’ll see if there’s momentum for it to climb back up. Let’s see how the US enthusiasts react when they wake up to this in a few hours.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Is it likely to start a race between cryptocultists buying to artificially prop up the price (a la the Bearwhale thing) and more rational actors liquidating while prices are still high?

Tsietisin
Jul 2, 2004

Time passes quickly on the weekend.

LanceHunter posted:

We’ll see if there’s momentum for it to climb back up. Let’s see how the US enthusiasts react when they wake up to this in a few hours.

It's already gained back half what it lost.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

I am as anti bitcoin as any goon and I frankly think they should be flat out banned, but lol if people itt still think this is going away or completely collapsing by itself. Bitcoin and crypto are in a bubble similar to winter 2017, and it's likely it'll shed a lot of value again, but this thing will thrive for as long as it's allowed.

notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009
From a technicals standpoint this was just a profitable flash crash

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

someone remind me to start shorting buttcoin the next time someone tweets saying someone's getting audited

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Tsietisin posted:

It's already gained back half what it lost.

That's a Bitcorn chart, not Dogecoin.

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

hmmm now do i go long or short on shitcoin

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Go outside and look for a cute doge to pet. Now you're invested in Dogecoin!

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Fame Douglas posted:

Go outside and look for a cute doge to pet. Now you're invested in Dogecoin!

that ain't no shiba

that's an altdoggo :colbert:

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Dogs are fungible

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

Fame Douglas posted:

Dogs are fungible

buttcoiners when they use the ATM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yYEX9dV34I

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe


Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

someone finally listened

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Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


https://www.tomshardware.com/news/hard-drive-ssd-shortages-imminent-if-new-cryptocurrency-blooms

Oh my goooodddddddd gently caress oooofffffffff gently caress OOOOFFFFFFFFFFFF

Doctor_Fruitbat fucked around with this message at 14:38 on Apr 18, 2021

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