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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

I guess he was ditching it, but my first though was that he was showing off and got wind shear'd.

My cousin used to fly Chinooks for the Australian Army, and he was barrelling along a beach in Western Australia circa 1998, at about 100 knots, around fifty meters up. His CO in the other seat said "how about a dust-up, get down near the deck and we'll give those guys behind us a show!". Well he did that, kicked up a bunch of sand and dust and then when he went past a bit of a cliff on the shore side, hit some wind shear and briefly bounced off the deck. All of the little porthole windows along the sides instantly popped out. They landed and went back and picked up the ones they could find, and then taped up the window holes and nursed it back to base.

He was written up for it, of course - a commendation for skilled flying in the face of dangerous conditions and managing to put it down safely after some "unforeseeable turbulence conditions" that affected their level, sensible flight.

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ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qrmyzoWENg1yri6y0.mp4

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Memento posted:

He was written up for it, of course - a commendation for skilled flying in the face of dangerous conditions and managing to put it down safely after some "unforeseeable turbulence conditions" that affected their level, sensible flight.

I used to get written up for the stupidest petty poo poo but that one was probably justified.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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wow, if he had been a few seconds late that could have turned bloody. :guillotine:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Humphreys posted:

I used to get written up for the stupidest petty poo poo but that one was probably justified.

No you misunderstand; his CO spun it into a commendation because admitting it was his (the CO's) fault for encouraging the pilot to do dumb poo poo wouldn't have looked good.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Memento posted:

No you misunderstand; his CO spun it into a commendation because admitting it was his (the CO's) fault for encouraging the pilot to do dumb poo poo wouldn't have looked good.

Ah missed that critical bit.

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

In one way that's understandable: having pilots that are comfortable doing all sorts of non-regulation, difficult maneuvers could be useful in certain situations. More so in an air force than civilian flying, at least.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/My7E83O.gifv

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.


Ah, another case of "what did they think would happen?"

Guyver
Dec 5, 2006

Fall into the back of the truck with the other garbage they dropped in there.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/PrY61Wn.mp4

The skill to do this by hand and not gently caress it up is pretty amazing.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/PrY61Wn.mp4

The skill to do this by hand and not gently caress it up is pretty amazing.

I'd say he's doing it by foot

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/Bhec6DL.mp4

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/u1hR7rp.gifv
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piL
Sep 20, 2007
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Taco Defender

Minority Report focused on the interaction between predictive technology and criminal justice, but the precog effect on workplace/traffic safety and signage would be huge.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/Tweetermeyer/status/1383778011766398983
https://twitter.com/eatinginmycar/status/1383785389211623437

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

more than once I've weaved into the lane a little with a tesla just to check if they're auto driving or not.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

LifeSunDeath posted:

more than once I've weaved into the lane a little with a tesla just to check if they're auto driving or not.

Why the gently caress would you do this?

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Why the gently caress would you do this?

Some people just have a death wish.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/PrY61Wn.mp4

The skill to do this by hand and not gently caress it up is pretty amazing.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

They actually have extinguishing containers for this specific purpose, that's how big a problem battery fires are. A special crane/container truck is no cheap solution, but there is no cheap way of putting out a Tesla.




:piss:

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
How useless is a truckload of sand in a battery fire?

bobmarleysghost
Mar 7, 2006






I wonder if this model Tesla was the one without door handles on the inside, forcing the men to sit and get roasted.

bobmarleysghost fucked around with this message at 16:57 on Apr 18, 2021

Robert Facepalmer
Jan 10, 2019


Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/PrY61Wn.mp4

The skill to do this by hand and not gently caress it up is pretty amazing.

Now I want grilled cheese for lunch.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

How useless is a truckload of sand in a battery fire?

That's actually the appropriate way to put out a metal fire, but then you have the problem of a bunch of ready to re-ignite lithium under a ton of sand that you have to clean up.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



bobmarleysghost posted:

I wonder if this model Tesla was the one without door handles on the inside, forcing the men to sit and get roasted.
i think thats all of them

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
We'll have to make electric car emergency disposal facilities, like runaway truck ramps except it's a 20 foot deep pit with a pile of sand next to it and a bulldozer

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

haveblue posted:

We'll have to make electric car emergency disposal facilities, like runaway truck ramps except it's a 20 foot deep pit with a pile of sand next to it and a bulldozer

Or a catapult to launch them into the ocean. They'll continue to burn at the bottom of the ocean until all of the lithium is exhausted, but at least it's done killing things on land.

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

Don't worry. There's always Elon cultists in the comments to spring to Tesla's defence.


quote:

Sounds like someone hopped out and the blame was placed on the car

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

bobmarleysghost posted:

I wonder if this model Tesla was the one without door handles on the inside, forcing the men to sit and get roasted.

Looking this up and ran into:



:lol: even in an article about how they killed someone, they call it an "innovation"

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
See, I'd be thinking, truck in sand in one of those car sized dumpsters, dump the sand on the car, set the dumpster in front of it, cable it and winch/bulldoze the entire mess into the dumpster, shovel remaining sand into dumpster full of car. Then you can just park the dumpster somewhere for six months to forever. Start a landfill over the top of the roasted teslas, followed by a series of subdivisions. Then in 10k years when our descendents are out dicking around reinventing things, they'll have a lithium mine to discover and strip.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

See, I'd be thinking, truck in sand in one of those car sized dumpsters, dump the sand on the car, set the dumpster in front of it, cable it and winch/bulldoze the entire mess into the dumpster, shovel remaining sand into dumpster full of car. Then you can just park the dumpster somewhere for six months to forever. Start a landfill over the top of the roasted teslas, followed by a series of subdivisions. Then in 10k years when our descendents are out dicking around reinventing things, they'll have a lithium mine to discover and strip.

:hmmyes:

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Well it's not like there isn't an abundance of shipping containers we can cut in half and sand that's not appropriate for concrete.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

See, I'd be thinking, truck in sand in one of those car sized dumpsters, dump the sand on the car, set the dumpster in front of it, cable it and winch/bulldoze the entire mess into the dumpster, shovel remaining sand into dumpster full of car. Then you can just park the dumpster somewhere for six months to forever. Start a landfill over the top of the roasted teslas, followed by a series of subdivisions. Then in 10k years when our descendents are out dicking around reinventing things, they'll have a lithium mine to discover and strip.

What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

See, I'd be thinking, truck in sand in one of those car sized dumpsters, dump the sand on the car, set the dumpster in front of it, cable it and winch/bulldoze the entire mess into the dumpster, shovel remaining sand into dumpster full of car. Then you can just park the dumpster somewhere for six months to forever. Start a landfill over the top of the roasted teslas, followed by a series of subdivisions. Then in 10k years when our descendents are out dicking around reinventing things, they'll have a lithium mine to discover and strip. die from a mysterious fire that springs forth from underground and can't ever be extinguished.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
I wonder if there's any gambling site with prop bets on how long til the first car fire in the tunnel.

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008


Unless you’re going to pay for a bulldozer operator to live every 1/4 mile of highway, we should think about having them be self driving bulldozers. Maybe make them electric to limit emissions

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
You just fill the tunnel with sand and pay Boring Company to make a new tunnel next to it, bing bang bong

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`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Mr. Nice! posted:

Or a catapult to launch them into the ocean. They'll continue to burn at the bottom of the ocean until all of the lithium is exhausted, but at least it's done killing things on land.

just imagine the thrill of throwing a car battery that big into the ocean, those dicks at Autozone don't even know yet

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