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wooger
Apr 16, 2005

YOU RESENT?

RC and Moon Pie posted:

I could almost buy Watson needing a ton of a massages, but ESPN didn't even question why an athlete of his caliber would be seeking so many inexperienced and underqualified massage therapists.

Just the fact that they’re all women is sus.

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

wooger posted:

Just the fact that they’re all women is sus.

And he needed Instagram accounts to prove they were real masusses this is the same way I pick a heart surgeon

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Elephanthead posted:

And he needed Instagram accounts to prove they were real masusses this is the same way I pick a heart surgeon

Before I agree to this operation, how many followers do you have?

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era
https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1382139903580917762?s=19

Seems like forcing the victims to name themselves already caused a dropped suit.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


really queer Christmas posted:

It is absolutely aggravating that we all know this is their strategy and yet it still has a very good chance of working

Isentropy
Dec 12, 2010

half cocaine posted:

Why read anything but the athletic or defector? Stop wasting your time.

the odd time that Mina Kimes writes something it is really, really good, but she's a journalist who writes about football not a "football writer"

Athletic is the best money I've ever spent on a writing product. The Eagles coverage is amazing, but for sports in general they have no weak spots (except if you're a fan of, like, the Sacramento Kings or something - but even then the top-line writers for the leagues are pretty good).

Edited for clarity

wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion

Fallen Rib
"seemingly insatiable hunt for massage therapy" is such an insane line

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

That line feels like something from Private Eye except without the excuse of it being satirical.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Woozie66 posted:

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1382139903580917762?s=19

Seems like forcing the victims to name themselves already caused a dropped suit.

We all knew this was coming sadly

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
It's definitely gonna end up with:

Some drop out, some settle, some get dismissed

And he'll be back on the field and lauded for overcoming adversity at some point

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1382134490311573508

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

So much for Buzbee not having any incentive to drop the names

Captain Dickweed
Mar 3, 2003

Yes, that kitty is probably the head of a multi-national conglomerated business...uh...thing.


I feel awful for these women having to reveal themselves because of how much poo poo they're going to get because of it. I hope Deshaun gets completely vilified if this poo poo actually happened, which it's incredibly hard to believe at this point that it didn't.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Captain Dickweed posted:

I feel awful for these women having to reveal themselves because of how much poo poo they're going to get because of it. I hope Deshaun gets completely vilified if this poo poo actually happened, which it's incredibly hard to believe at this point that it didn't.

Well he (his lawyer) already admitted it was consensual which means it all happened.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Well one dropped but they got another to come forward.

https://twitter.com/SInow/status/1382514195246190600

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Four more of the current accusers also went to the cops to pursue criminal cases

Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001

Chris James 2 posted:

Four more of the current accusers also went to the cops to pursue criminal cases

What’s the total so far, of the victims who went to the police?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Bob Socko posted:

What’s the total so far, of the victims who went to the police?

5

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


#23

September 2020, single mother, make up artist, Watson was very persistent and repeatedly tried to book sessions, etc, etc. All this poo poo is the same every time, he's been doing it far, far more often than just these 23 women who have come forward, I wouldn't be surprised at all if it was over 100 people he's done this with.

quote:

Repulsed, she said "no." Defendant Watson ejaculated onto Plaintiff's hand.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

I enjoy talking to the shitbags in my office and in my family about this issue. In their eyes, they have to choose between a black NFL player and "cancel culture" and you can see the pain on their faces trying to determine what to think.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1383089248409116674?s=20

Feels like kind of an rear end in a top hat answer?

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

The Patriots just export the most miserable motherfuckers in the world.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Ehud posted:

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1383089248409116674?s=20

Feels like kind of an rear end in a top hat answer?

:lol: that is a person that isn't paying attention to cryptocurrency & what's going on right now.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Ehud posted:

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1383089248409116674?s=20

Feels like kind of an rear end in a top hat answer?

I can't help laughing at the bitcoin jab. He's unstandably unhappy and can't really say much so being a snarky dick is all he's got. Wonder what his contract looks like if he quits because I don't think anyone could blame him if he did.

SunshineDanceParty
Feb 7, 2006

One Road. Two Friends. One Ass.

Ehud posted:

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1383089248409116674?s=20

Feels like kind of an rear end in a top hat answer?

Haha what a dick.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Ehud posted:

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1383089248409116674?s=20

Feels like kind of an rear end in a top hat answer?

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


If my job was to manage the Texans I would probably say something similar. It's as aggressively 'gently caress off' you can be without actively going 'gently caress off' to either the media or Watson.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Android Apocalypse posted:

:lol: that is a person that isn't paying attention to cryptocurrency & what's going on right now.

Bitcoin only exists as a speculative asset tho.

half cocaine
Jul 22, 2019


I wonder what the chances are that Pete Carroll owns Bitcoin.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

half cocaine posted:

I wonder what the chances are that Pete Carroll owns Bitcoin.

Oh Bitcoin is probably one of the least crazy things he has money in.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

I like my chances of becoming a bitcoin millionaire more than I like the chances of Watson being innocent.

I dont buy or own any bitcoin and have no plans to.

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Oh Bitcoin is probably one of the least crazy things he has money in.

Every frame of Loose Change bought as an NFT

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Ehud posted:

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1383089248409116674?s=20

Feels like kind of an rear end in a top hat answer?

Yeah because Dogecoin is a better investment.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

More vile poo poo.
https://twitter.com/MikeMeltser/status/1384161994660466701?s=20

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves


:chloe:

And the entire section about the accusers deleting their social media. Yes, because what they should really want is a ready outlet for a bunch of angry sports fans to harass them

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


I don't see anything in that response that provides even scant credibility to Watson's account -- in fact that response makes me even more convinced that he did what he's alleged to have done in the 23(!) lawsuits thus far, he's exactly as arrogant and dismissive in this response as the accounts about his behavior make him out to be.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

A bunch of words that all amount to "they aren't perfect victims so they can't be real victims"

Really love the "they laughed and were happy, so how do they have trauma." Because that's how that works.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

“If I wasn’t a lesbian I would have been all over Deshaun Watson!”

Definitely a real thing said by a gay woman.

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

his body is beautiful and soft

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DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

SKULL.GIF posted:

I don't see anything in that response that provides even scant credibility to Watson's account -- in fact that response makes me even more convinced that he did what he's alleged to have done in the 23(!) lawsuits thus far, he's exactly as arrogant and dismissive in this response as the accounts about his behavior make him out to be.

Even if all of this is true and taken at complete face value they still haven't accounted for 16 of 23 accusations

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