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Blue Moonlight posted:“Mr. PornHub Goes to Washington”  "Get Robert Pattinson, Rebel Wilson and dig up Ed Wood to direct!"
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Apr 18, 2021 10:05
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Let that cat go drat you
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Apr 19, 2021 19:11
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How would that even work? How do you train a cat to go to the place you want and take the drugs to a particular person? Hmm, given the results I guess the answer is you don't, lol.
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Apr 19, 2021 20:07
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Facebook Aunt posted:How would that even work? How do you train a cat to go to the place you want and take the drugs to a particular person? Hmm, given the results I guess the answer is you don't, lol. First cat drops raw coca leaf in shed. Processed into a mash of some kind. Second cat deposits that mash into the barrel. Dog moves product into shed. Cat stands guard during the evaporation process. First round of processed product is moved by teams through underground passage.
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Apr 19, 2021 20:14
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Facebook Aunt posted:How would that even work? How do you train a cat to go to the place you want and take the drugs to a particular person? You make it explicitly clear that they are not, under any circumstances, allowed to deliver drugs to that person while you're out shopping.
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Apr 19, 2021 20:28
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Facebook Aunt posted:How would that even work? How do you train a cat to go to the place you want and take the drugs to a particular person? Hmm, given the results I guess the answer is you don't, lol. Captain Hygiene posted:You make it explicitly clear that they are not, under any circumstances, allowed to deliver drugs to that person while you're out shopping. Macavity strikes again.
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Apr 19, 2021 20:29
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I assumed going in that this would be about, like, female fraternal twins separated at birth or something else where they're essentially totally unrelated except for genes which are irrelevant in that situation. But nope, parent child. I'd forgotten what the new York post was: closer to daily mail than nyt. This is absolutely a scare piece.
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Apr 19, 2021 20:38
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Didn’t you hear, we don't have to read about Trump anymore ThisIsJohnWayne has a new favorite as of 20:49 on Apr 19, 2021 |
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Apr 19, 2021 20:46
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I could not care less which adults gently caress which other adults as long as it's consensual Intentionally creating inbred babies though is 
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Apr 19, 2021 20:52
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The Bloop posted:I could not care less which adults gently caress which other adults as long as it's consensual Just can't imagine a politician sticking their neck out to do it, though. "I improved the healthcare system, fixed wealth inequality, corrected systemic racism, but wrote one little piece of legislation allowing dads to bang their daughters..."
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Apr 19, 2021 21:04
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I just realized I have literally no idea whether or not incest is illegal so I checked. Apparently: yes it is (with a sibling, ancestor, or descendant). It's not really something that normally comes up.
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Apr 19, 2021 21:11
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Lobok posted:Just can't imagine a politician sticking their neck out to do it, though. Sure, absolutely This is also why TOUGH ON X is usually a one-way ratchet Often makes me think that all laws should sunset so they have to be backed again if good rather than repealed if bad. Then I think about what would happen to the good laws that sunset during, say, 2019.
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Apr 19, 2021 21:12
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I think laws against banging your relatives are pretty much only enforced as an "add on" to stuff like rape charges. At least for my state it includes adopted or foster "descendants" under 18, which seems like a good provision. Looking this up I also found the map of states where you can marry your first cousin (Aunt/Uncle's kids), and many of them are not the states you'd think!
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Apr 19, 2021 21:23
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Elviscat posted:I think laws against banging your relatives are pretty much only enforced as an "add on" to stuff like rape charges. At least for my state it includes adopted or foster "descendants" under 18, which seems like a good provision. What I'd think is marrying your first cousin is pretty much legal everywhere except the United States of America?
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Apr 19, 2021 21:25
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Elviscat posted:Looking this up I also found the map of states where you can marry your first cousin (Aunt/Uncle's kids), and many of them are not the states you'd think! If I had to guess I would say that, like most regulations, it's on the books in places where it was presenting a problem!
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Apr 19, 2021 21:29
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The Bloop posted:If I had to guess I would say that, like most regulations, it's on the books in places where it was presenting a problem! By that logic, France really should have better age of consent laws.
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Apr 19, 2021 21:32
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Apparently it is, interesting! Blue is cousin' fuckin' is a-ok. Also  my search history.
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Apr 19, 2021 21:33
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Hokkaido Anxiety posted:By that logic, France really should have better age of consent laws. Only if they see it as a problem! This is probably also intersectional with religious fundamentalism
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Apr 19, 2021 21:40
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And as soon as Roman Polanski dies, they'll get right on it.
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Apr 19, 2021 21:44
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 https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/nov/11/japanese-town-deploys-monster-wolf-robots-to-deter-bears Hell yeah
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Apr 19, 2021 22:33
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Elviscat posted:Apparently it is, interesting! Huh, of all the New England states, I wouldn't have expected NH to be the only one where you can't gently caress your cousin.
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Apr 19, 2021 22:40
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Cartoon Man posted:
That's specious reasoning.
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Apr 20, 2021 00:25
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Wait till you see what they have to deploy to get the wolf robots under control
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Apr 20, 2021 00:31
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They already tried wolfbots to keep deer away from crops and it turns out the deer that have never seen a wolf because they're super extinct do not fear robot versions either.
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Apr 20, 2021 01:32
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Then it's time to teach them fear 
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Apr 20, 2021 01:36
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Give the robot wolves laser eyes.
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Apr 20, 2021 03:42
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New doc investigates whether Bigfoot murdered NorCal pot farmers
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Apr 20, 2021 04:15
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Hokkaido Anxiety posted:By that logic, France really should have better age of consent laws. France has presidential consent problems.
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Apr 20, 2021 06:48
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The Bloop posted:If I had to guess I would say that, like most regulations, it's on the books in places where it was presenting a problem! What is interesting is that medieval Western Europe actually had very strict laws (or at least canon law) against incest, sometimes to a ridiculous extent, like you weren't allowed to marry anyone that was demonstrably related to you in any way (to the nth degree). This was relaxed in later centuries, but first cousins still are not technically allowed to marry in the Catholic Church. It's where a lot of the West's instinctive aversion towards cousin incest (unlike sibling incest which has always been taboo everywhere) comes from.
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Apr 20, 2021 12:11
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Phlegmish posted:What is interesting is that medieval Western Europe actually had very strict laws (or at least canon law) against incest, sometimes to a ridiculous extent, like you weren't allowed to marry anyone that was demonstrably related to you in any way (to the nth degree). This was relaxed in later centuries, but first cousins still are not technically allowed to marry in the Catholic Church. It's where a lot of the West's instinctive aversion towards cousin incest (unlike sibling incest which has always been taboo everywhere) comes from. How much of that was a result of contests between isolated peasants and nobility over who could get the most inbred?
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Apr 20, 2021 12:19
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Ghost Leviathan posted:How much of that was a result of contests between isolated peasants and nobility over who could get the most inbred? There's a book on this subject that I would highly recommend, The Weirdest People in the World by Joseph Henrich. He makes a convincing case that the Church in Western Europe during Carolingian times set out to undermine the traditional tribes and clans in order to weaken resistance against Christianization and bolster its own authority. Regardless of their motivation, by the time the Middle Ages get into full swing, you see ecclesiastical authorities promoting a particular set of family values, including monogamy, exogamy, requiring the consent of both partners for marriage (so that control shifts from the family to the Church), and so on. This seems to have had a whole bunch of unintended knock-on effects since then, such as the murder rate in Western Europe suddenly plummeting during the 15th century. What you say about isolated peasants and the nobility is interesting in that context, because this model of the nuclear family did indeed first take hold among the urban middle class, with both extremes of the class spectrum holding out for much longer. An interesting factoid that he mentions in his book is that, to this day in the United States, counties where a bigger percentage of the white population is descended from Ireland and/or the Scottish Highlands will also have a higher murder rate - even though by now, in the 'home countries' themselves that clan culture has all but disappeared.
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Apr 20, 2021 12:39
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Apr 20, 2021 18:06
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No surprise considering how Christ was hung.
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Apr 20, 2021 18:58
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In re: incest law, IIRC incest as such (sex with close relatives) isn't illegal in Belgium for the same reason that it's not illegal to consume human flesh - namely that most circumstantial acts you have to perform to get there are already deeply illegal. In case of incest, rape, sexual assault, physical/psychological abuse and performing sex acts with a minor are already on the books as criminal offences. Hence, no need for a separate incest law. The same is true for cannibalism, since murder, assault and battery as well as grave/corpse desacration are already illegal.Marcade posted:No surprise considering how Christ was hung. He only got hung after he got nailed, though.
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Apr 20, 2021 22:52
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Nailed so hard it took Him three days to recover.
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Apr 20, 2021 22:53
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Marcade posted:Nailed so hard it took Him three days to recover. If you think that was crazy, just wait til you see his second coming!
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Apr 20, 2021 22:57
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That's one hell of a refractory period.
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Apr 21, 2021 02:31
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Detective Thompson posted:That's one hell of a refractory period.
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Fatty Crabcakes posted:He had treatment-resistent depression so they put him on INRIs booo
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