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Algund Eenboom: May 4, 2014

That's one of the most le fweaking epic motherfucking win things I've ever seen on teh interwebs.

# ? Apr 18, 2021 05:45

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# ? May 25, 2024 11:39

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Impermanent posted:

let's just put it to a vote when the time comes. the fate of the wealthy is really something the people collectively ought to decide. Decision by committee would be improper, even in a thread filled with the future socialist states of america's most valued anime appraisers.

*throws a knife into my foot while appearing to look cool* yeah, drat. this would be sick. *wincing, trying not to to look like I have a knife in my foot*

# ? Apr 18, 2021 06:02

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Ferrinus posted:

marxism is the science of revolution and in fact is widely followed and understood. it's only in provincial backwaters like the united states that it's treated as marginal

# ? Apr 18, 2021 06:03

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

Doctor Jeep posted:

Quotations from Chairman Mao Big-Dong

Listen buddy, those sparrows DESERVED the Four Pests Campaign

- Quotations from Chairman Mao Big-Dogs

# ? Apr 18, 2021 06:25

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

EXCUSE ME, Nikita, you might be dating my mom, but paws off my interpretation of Marxism-Leninism!

# ? Apr 18, 2021 09:02

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Algund Eenboom posted:

That's one of the most le fweaking epic motherfucking win things I've ever seen on teh interwebs.

# ? Apr 18, 2021 12:11

GalacticAcid: Apr 8, 2013; NEW YORK VALUES

where does the term �the immortal science� come from

# ? Apr 18, 2021 15:30

Enjoy: Apr 18, 2009

GalacticAcid posted:

where does the term �the immortal science� come from

your mom

# ? Apr 18, 2021 15:34

GalacticAcid: Apr 8, 2013; NEW YORK VALUES

no i�ve never heard her discuss Marxism-Leninism

# ? Apr 18, 2021 15:37

Enjoy: Apr 18, 2009

GalacticAcid posted:

no i�ve never heard her discuss Marxism-Leninism

wack she talks about it with me

# ? Apr 18, 2021 15:57

e-dt: Sep 16, 2019

SSJ_naruto_2003 posted:

Any maoist state will have to begin with shattering the nation of the whites, and sending them/us to work as physical labor on the tree burying farms

I have proposed, in the past, that the JDPON should disperse the Amerikkkans throughout the Third World instead of allowing them to remain in occupied North America. Here are some of my reasons:

1) A geographic concentration of Amerikkkans would facilitate counterrevolution. It would also be difficult to exercise proletarian dictatorship over hundreds of millions of enemies: we would need to import a huge unproductive sector of police and such from the Third World. As a practical matter, it would be better to thin the Amerikkkans out, making them minorities in the Third World, where they could easily be controlled and supervised by the international proletariat.

2) Amerikkkans will need to undergo re-education. It would be very difficult to re-educate them in their own kkkountry. They need to be in a proletarian environment where they can learn from the masses.

3) There are land claims to settle, mainly for the First Nations, but also for Aztl�n [occupied Mexico -- MSH) and perhaps the Black nation. Conceivably some other nations could be moved to North America if they wished to be, such as Nauru or the small nations in Ghana whose land has been ruined by imperialist corporations. Amerikkkans are going to have to move out of much of North America and make room for other nations.

4) Amerikkkan kkkulture is almost totally reactionary. There is little worth saving in Amerikkkan kkkulture. It would be better to force Amerikkkans to assimilate to the more culturally and politically advanced peoples of the Third World. There is also historic justice in forcing Amerikkkans to assimilate, just as they destroyed so many other nations and cultures.

5) In the early stages of socialism, the Third World will require skilled workers and technicians of various kinds, including medical personnel. These persyns are disproportionately concentrated in the First World. Moving them to the Third World will be a practical way to address an urgent need.

6) The Third World is also owed big reparations. An excellent way to make those reparations is to put Amerikkkans to work building infrastructure in the Third World: roads, housing, water supplies, sewage, electricity, telecommunications, schools. Amerikkkans can also work in Third World factories and fields to expand production for the benefit of the Third World.

7) Part of the process of civilizing and proletarianizing Amerikkkans will be putting them to productive work--for a change. Amerikkka has so little productive capacity that there may not be many ways to put all those people to work in occupied North America. They may have to go to the factories and fields of the Third World.

8 ) Amerikkkans will need to be reduced to a Third World standard of living. If they stay in occupied North Amerikkka, they will benefit from the vastly better infrastructure and all the stolen wealth that they currently hold. It would be better to move them to the Third World as a way of accelerating the process of re-education.

9) There are historical precedents for relocating large numbers of enemies. Millions of Germans were forced to move after the Soviet victory over fascism in World War II. Even enemies like the united $nakes and the "united" KKKingdom agreed that it was necessary to move Germans off land that was needed for Poles, Czechs, and others. Again, this is related to the national question of the First Nations, Aztl�n [occupied Mexico -- MSH], and the Black nation.

Is this a good idea? What are its advantages and disadvantages? How can we improve upon it?

# ? Apr 18, 2021 16:04

THS: Sep 15, 2017

it seems self apparent to me. it was probably coined multiple times by smart people who encountered the undeniable truth of marxism-leninism

# ? Apr 18, 2021 16:12

Cpt_Obvious: Jun 18, 2007

GalacticAcid posted:

where does the term �the immortal science� come from

I always assumed it was a reference to the evolving nature of Marxism. It is a science that can never die because it is adapted to the material conditions of wherever or whenever it is applied.

# ? Apr 18, 2021 18:14

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

https://twitter.com/Bad_Anarchism/status/1383486710735020038

# ? Apr 18, 2021 18:17

DirtyRobot: Dec 15, 2003; it was a normally happy sunny day... but Dirty Robot was dirty

GalacticAcid posted:

where does the term �the immortal science� come from

The "science" idea is probably Engels' Socialism: Utopian and Scientific. Rev Left Radio has an episode on what makes Marxism scientific.

This is the earliest (late 40's) I can find for specifically "immortal" science of Marxism or Marxism-Leninism. It wouldn't surprise me if there are earlier mentions in Pravda or something.

# ? Apr 18, 2021 18:50

MLSM: Apr 3, 2021; by Azathoth

Cpt_Obvious posted:

I always assumed it was a reference to the evolving nature of Marxism. It is a science that can never die because it is adapted to the material conditions of wherever or whenever it is applied.

Dialectical and historical materialism owns

# ? Apr 18, 2021 19:08

GalacticAcid: Apr 8, 2013; NEW YORK VALUES

DirtyRobot posted:

The "science" idea is probably Engels' Socialism: Utopian and Scientific. Rev Left Radio has an episode on what makes Marxism scientific.

This is the earliest (late 40's) I can find for specifically "immortal" science of Marxism or Marxism-Leninism. It wouldn't surprise me if there are earlier mentions in Pravda or something.

nice, thanks

# ? Apr 18, 2021 19:29

Finicums Wake: Mar 13, 2017; Can't post for 8 years!

does anyone have any reading suggestions on the marx/hegel connection? i know some ppl have done studies showing the structural similairites between the science of logic and the exposition in capital vol 1. but, rather than the mature marx of if capital, i'm more interested in the young marx (as well as the other young hegelians) reacting to hegel.if anyone knows of a good book on the topic please let me know

# ? Apr 19, 2021 07:56

SSJ_naruto_2003: Oct 12, 2012

e-dt posted:

I have proposed, in the past, that the JDPON should disperse the Amerikkkans throughout the Third World instead of allowing them to remain in occupied North America. Here are some of my reasons:

1) A geographic concentration of Amerikkkans would facilitate counterrevolution. It would also be difficult to exercise proletarian dictatorship over hundreds of millions of enemies: we would need to import a huge unproductive sector of police and such from the Third World. As a practical matter, it would be better to thin the Amerikkkans out, making them minorities in the Third World, where they could easily be controlled and supervised by the international proletariat.

2) Amerikkkans will need to undergo re-education. It would be very difficult to re-educate them in their own kkkountry. They need to be in a proletarian environment where they can learn from the masses.

3) There are land claims to settle, mainly for the First Nations, but also for Aztlán [occupied Mexico -- MSH) and perhaps the Black nation. Conceivably some other nations could be moved to North America if they wished to be, such as Nauru or the small nations in Ghana whose land has been ruined by imperialist corporations. Amerikkkans are going to have to move out of much of North America and make room for other nations.

4) Amerikkkan kkkulture is almost totally reactionary. There is little worth saving in Amerikkkan kkkulture. It would be better to force Amerikkkans to assimilate to the more culturally and politically advanced peoples of the Third World. There is also historic justice in forcing Amerikkkans to assimilate, just as they destroyed so many other nations and cultures.

5) In the early stages of socialism, the Third World will require skilled workers and technicians of various kinds, including medical personnel. These persyns are disproportionately concentrated in the First World. Moving them to the Third World will be a practical way to address an urgent need.

6) The Third World is also owed big reparations. An excellent way to make those reparations is to put Amerikkkans to work building infrastructure in the Third World: roads, housing, water supplies, sewage, electricity, telecommunications, schools. Amerikkkans can also work in Third World factories and fields to expand production for the benefit of the Third World.

7) Part of the process of civilizing and proletarianizing Amerikkkans will be putting them to productive work--for a change. Amerikkka has so little productive capacity that there may not be many ways to put all those people to work in occupied North America. They may have to go to the factories and fields of the Third World.

8 ) Amerikkkans will need to be reduced to a Third World standard of living. If they stay in occupied North Amerikkka, they will benefit from the vastly better infrastructure and all the stolen wealth that they currently hold. It would be better to move them to the Third World as a way of accelerating the process of re-education.

9) There are historical precedents for relocating large numbers of enemies. Millions of Germans were forced to move after the Soviet victory over fascism in World War II. Even enemies like the united $nakes and the "united" KKKingdom agreed that it was necessary to move Germans off land that was needed for Poles, Czechs, and others. Again, this is related to the national question of the First Nations, Aztlán [occupied Mexico -- MSH], and the Black nation.

Is this a good idea? What are its advantages and disadvantages? How can we improve upon it?

Is this from lf or the rhizone

# ? Apr 19, 2021 08:36

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

SSJ_naruto_2003 posted:

Is this from lf or the rhizone

this is ancient wisdom carved onto a rock you oaf

# ? Apr 19, 2021 08:36

SSJ_naruto_2003: Oct 12, 2012

Victory Position posted:

this is ancient wisdom carved onto a rock you oaf

Lf then okay

# ? Apr 19, 2021 08:40

e-dt: Sep 16, 2019

SSJ_naruto_2003 posted:

Is this from lf or the rhizone

it's from Monkey Smashes Heaven:
http://web.archive.org/web/20071120...ressed-nations/

(the IRTR referred to in the article is the now-defunct MIM-affiliated It's Right To Rebel Forum)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-JrPFkcEq4

# ? Apr 19, 2021 11:03

Panzeh: Nov 27, 2006; "..The high ground"

SSJ_naruto_2003 posted:

Is this from lf or the rhizone

It's MIM, which i read a bit of way back when.

# ? Apr 19, 2021 11:42

SSJ_naruto_2003: Oct 12, 2012

Honestly I'm too young to have posted there and I always assumed that copy paste was from lf. Thanks for the history lesson

# ? Apr 19, 2021 13:41

Panzeh: Nov 27, 2006; "..The high ground"

SSJ_naruto_2003 posted:

Honestly I'm too young to have posted there and I always assumed that copy paste was from lf. Thanks for the history lesson

It was quite a site- they did a review of Civilization III that i found amusing where they called it good because you controlled everything which is a good reflection of Mao's ideals.

# ? Apr 19, 2021 13:47

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

im sorry to prove apropos wrong but i am, in fact, mentally ill enough to give money to the admins

# ? Apr 19, 2021 22:22

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

# ? Apr 19, 2021 22:23

THS: Sep 15, 2017

its larry

# ? Apr 19, 2021 22:23

really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

indigi posted:

wb

# ? Apr 19, 2021 22:26

SSJ_naruto_2003: Oct 12, 2012

Hello Larry try not to get banned again for a few weeks at least

# ? Apr 19, 2021 22:28

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SSJ_naruto_2003 posted:

Hello Larry try not to get banned again for a few weeks at least

it was really hard not to say something incendiary in that first post

# ? Apr 19, 2021 22:31

SSJ_naruto_2003: Oct 12, 2012

Larry Parrish posted:

it was really hard not to say something incendiary in that first post

# ? Apr 19, 2021 22:34

Dustcat: Jan 26, 2019

the mods have broken larry's spirit

he posts now an empty shell of a man, uttering nary a slur, calling none a pedophile

# ? Apr 19, 2021 22:54

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

the thing where that pyf mod decided to be the Rational Adult about loli hentai like 2 days after i got banned is one of the all time funniest forums moments however. i should have said 'the mods' generally and not 'cspam mods'.

# ? Apr 19, 2021 22:59

Algund Eenboom: May 4, 2014

Getting mad when someone accurately calls you a pedophile is a twelfth type of liberalism

# ? Apr 19, 2021 23:03

apropos to nothing: Sep 5, 2003

wb larry rip to your ten bucks and gently caress the mods

# ? Apr 19, 2021 23:17

Dreylad: Jun 19, 2001

Finicums Wake posted:

does anyone have any reading suggestions on the marx/hegel connection? i know some ppl have done studies showing the structural similairites between the science of logic and the exposition in capital vol 1. but, rather than the mature marx of if capital, i'm more interested in the young marx (as well as the other young hegelians) reacting to hegel.if anyone knows of a good book on the topic please let me know

I haven't seen anything specifically, but I'm reading Charles Taylor's book on Hegel and while there's only a few reflections on young Marx reflecting on young Hegel, what's there has been quite good.

# ? Apr 19, 2021 23:21

John Charity Spring: Nov 4, 2009; SCREEEEE

wb larry I'm glad you're still here

# ? Apr 19, 2021 23:28

Lasting Damage: Feb 26, 2006; Fallen Rib

Larry Parrish posted:

the thing where that pyf mod decided to be the Rational Adult about loli hentai like 2 days after i got banned is one of the all time funniest forums moments however. i should have said 'the mods' generally and not 'cspam mods'.

we can't ever let them live this one down. gotta wave that bloody shirt.

# ? Apr 19, 2021 23:34

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Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

i dunno i think homeless friend getting banned for racism for a joke that doesn't work as racist if you try to construe that way is still the silliest ban+30

# ? Apr 19, 2021 23:55

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