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Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



please drop a nuke on my ex-wife

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Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



wrong thread

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Jabberlock posted:

wrong thread

TOO LATE

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
My ex wife is investing billions in thorium reactors

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
! my wife !

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock
my ex wife’s one child policy

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
Borat voice: "Chi-Na!"

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

gandlethorpe
Aug 16, 2008

:gowron::m10:
My ex-wife's social credit score system (i.e. good boy points)

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

my ex wife's millions of lonely 'leftover men'

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Libertarian Guys with My Ex-Wife Wives

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Oh I played the game wrong but still it kinda works

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Inceltown posted:

Libertarian Guys with My Ex-Wife Wives

lol

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
my wife’s first quarter growth

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Having sex with my wife in minecraft

tmfc
Sep 28, 2006

indigi posted:

my wife’s first quarter growth

sounds like the title of a post on a feeder blog

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

model quality ex-wives

Junpei
Oct 4, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 11 years!
The Stepford Ex-Chinas

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



stop emailing my ex-wife wife

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
ex-wives have sideways vaginas

Hollandia
Jul 27, 2007

rattus rattus


Grimey Drawer
The inscrutable and perfidious ex-wife

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



A bull in my ex-wife’s shop.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

haha, you're my ex-wife

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

big trouble in my little ex wife

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Sure, but what's that got to do with the price of gas in my ex wife?

elaboration
Feb 21, 2020

change my name posted:



Wow holy poo poo he's full mask off today

hes been full mask off his entire career, lol

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

You should've gone to my wife, you know, because i hear she gives away babies like free iPods. She pretty much just puts them in those tshirt guns and shoots them out at sporting events

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009


does this assume only white people can use google or something

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

everyone east of the mississippi is racist and isn't afraid to let google know it

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Nothing is ever made in America anymore! It's all cheap garbage out of my wife!

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Hollandia posted:

The inscrutable and perfidious ex-wife

My ex-wife doesn't put the same high price on life as does the Westerner... As the philosophy of my ex-wife says, life is not important

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
you can buy a custom designed 3d printed dragon dildo from my wife.

tmfc
Sep 28, 2006


Delthalaz
Mar 5, 2003






Slippery Tilde
my ex-wife will grow larger

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
I build for my ex-wife

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

I'm the hated milk machine
everybody hates me now

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
https://twitter.com/MommyBigDick/status/1383845252822229002

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
JNKOs

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Delthalaz posted:

my ex-wife will grow larger

my wife #1!!

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