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Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:

oh good. im glad the train was unharmed.

I assumed they had sex with the lady, but now I see they had sex with the train.

Edit: what a snipe!

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Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.
I wonder if the passing guy saw something before the video started.
"My car's acceleration is insufficient to pass in oncoming traffic, but this truck is about to disintegrate so I'll take my chances."

WorldsStongestNerd posted:

I'm the guy who has to walk the track and look for body parts to pick up after that.
The nurse that taught CPR at my high school said she'd wanted to be an EMT but the first night they took her out in the field for training a car full of people had tried to beat a train. She said they had to pick up the victims with a bushel basket and she picked a new career path.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://i.imgur.com/9t1ENhu.mp4

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

He just blued himself.

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007



Freeeeedom!

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


What was he hoping for?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

“Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!”– Jeff Spicoli.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

ultrafilter posted:

What was he hoping for?

Trying to join the Blue Man Group.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

ultrafilter posted:

What was he hoping for?

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

LifeSunDeath posted:

one time we had a patient's cuboid ankle bone work it's way out of a wound and just yeet out the hole.

:stonk:

how is this patient even ambulatory

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

venus de lmao posted:

:stonk:

how is this patient even ambulatory

she wasn't supposed to be, she was non weight bearing, which we told her over and over, but non compliant. she would transfer to a bedside toilet on both feet, she was very large and couldn't pivot on one foot anyway. that sucker just worked it's way out over a week or two, then they amputated the foot.

DelphiAegis
Jun 21, 2010

LifeSunDeath posted:

she wasn't supposed to be, she was non weight bearing, which we told her over and over, but non compliant. she would transfer to a bedside toilet on both feet, she was very large and couldn't pivot on one foot anyway. that sucker just worked it's way out over a week or two, then they amputated the foot.

:biglips: : JESUS WILL HEAL ME!
:stonk: : Your foot is literally shoving its own bones out because your flesh is necrotic.
:biglips: : JESUS WILL LET ME KEEP MY FOOT!
:stonk: : It's black. Jesus definitely does not want you to have a foot anymore.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Told a patient who'd lost some toes recently "well those little piggies ain't coming back from market" and she laughed.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

DelphiAegis posted:

:biglips: : JESUS WILL HEAL ME!
:stonk: : Your foot is literally shoving its own bones out because your flesh is necrotic.
:biglips: : JESUS WILL LET ME KEEP MY FOOT!
:stonk: : It's black. Jesus definitely does not want you to have a foot anymore.

Reminds me of the joke that ends with God saying "Lady, I sent you two boats and a helicopter!"

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

rules

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

LifeSunDeath posted:

she wasn't supposed to be, she was non weight bearing, which we told her over and over, but non compliant. she would transfer to a bedside toilet on both feet, she was very large and couldn't pivot on one foot anyway. that sucker just worked it's way out over a week or two, then they amputated the foot.

Brrrrutal.

From another side of this: I had taken people in agony to wound care and pushed them back into the vehicle a few hours later, where they couldn't stop gushing about how much y'all had helped. Total 180 from their attitude before. From, "loving just cut the thing off if it's like this.", to, "Whew. With what they did and told me to do, I'll be good."

Yeah, they might lose it later. Week-to-week though, it makes a huge difference in QoL.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

LifeSunDeath posted:

she wasn't supposed to be, she was non weight bearing, which we told her over and over, but non compliant. she would transfer to a bedside toilet on both feet, she was very large and couldn't pivot on one foot anyway. that sucker just worked it's way out over a week or two, then they amputated the foot.

:911:

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Baumgartner Restoration did a POV video of him restoring a painting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HowbckxJTo

It's not much, but he DOES accidentally stab himself with a metal tool. He should also probably use more breathing protection in his videos... And maybe stop working with a mouthful of tacks...

EDIT: Oh yeah, and stop walking around with a razor blade in his mouth...

Cthulu Carl fucked around with this message at 02:16 on Apr 21, 2021

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012


America is: taking someone in a bariatric wheelchair down a 50° slope from a mobile home by yourself.

"Hey, if you pick me up on time, can we go to McDonald's on the way back?"

Fuuuuuck no. Another 1/4 pound would kill me.

Kibayasu
Mar 28, 2010


Valheim updates looking good.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Cthulu Carl posted:

Baumgartner Restoration did a POV video of him restoring a painting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HowbckxJTo

It's not much, but he DOES accidentally stab himself with a metal tool. He should also probably use more breathing protection in his videos... And maybe stop working with a mouthful of tacks...

EDIT: Oh yeah, and stop walking around with a razor blade in his mouth...

His videos are great slow TV that I chuck on when I go to bed.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

LifeSunDeath posted:

Told a patient who'd lost some toes recently "well those little piggies ain't coming back from market" and she laughed.

Well yeah, that's the song. The little piggy that went to market wasn't exactly going there to pick up some turnips and maybe a jar of boiled lollies.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/nAYDAeb.gifv

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
A+ confined space entry avoidance.

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



Anything that avoids putting people inside a confined space is a win!

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012


My eyes were focused on that blue rectangle

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons


According to the post I stole this from, the driver was ok

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Whooping Crabs posted:

According to the post I stole this from, the driver was ok

That passenger however...

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Free plywood, they struck it rich!

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
poo poo's expensive since COVID!

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
Probably did more damage to the lumber than the car

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 29 days!

Whooping Crabs posted:



According to the post I stole this from, the driver was ok

I was wondering what the black smoke plume was on the right before I realized it was a blurred out person.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


mom and dad fight a lot posted:

I was wondering what the black smoke plume was on the right before I realized it was a blurred out person.

That’s probably the ghost of the passenger.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Jack-Off Lantern posted:

My eyes were focused on that blue rectangle

Which blue rectangle? Can you point it out for me?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Green Intern posted:

Which blue rectangle? Can you point it out for me?

It's the one with a blue rectangle around it.

_____!
May 2, 2004


mom and dad fight a lot posted:

I was wondering what the black smoke plume was on the right before I realized it was a blurred out person.

Yorda did not survive.

Now that I think about it I don't think she wore shoes so she was already as good as dead before Ico got to her.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Whooping Crabs posted:



According to the post I stole this from, the driver was ok

Physically maybe :stare:

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Uthor posted:

poo poo's expensive since COVID!

No matter how much money they win in the settlement, that piece of plywood is currently more valuable

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Ravenfood
Nov 4, 2011

Oh hey it's my next valheim house

Efb

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