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Iron Chef Ramen: Sep 15, 2007; HA HA! YOU HAVE CHOSEN POORLY!

I'm helping.

# ? Apr 20, 2021 18:51

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Samuel L. Hacksaw: Mar 26, 2007; Never Stop Posting

The party has arrived at the mouth of a cave. The wizard is sitting on a rock smoking his pipe, the rest of the party is establishing a small camp set away from the cave mouth.

A foul smell gusts forth from the cave and the ground trembles with the sound of a distant roar.

What does the party do?

# ? Apr 20, 2021 18:51

The Walrus: Jul 9, 2002; by Fluffdaddy

Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

The party has arrived at the mouth of a cave. The wizard is sitting on a rock smoking his pipe, the rest of the party is establishing a small camp set away from the cave mouth.

A foul smell gusts forth from the cave and the ground trembles with the sound of a distant roar.

What does the party do?

ask the wizard to share obviously?

# ? Apr 20, 2021 18:52

bagmonkey: May 13, 2003; Grimey Drawer

Alright, I put Good Burger on next. I haven't watched this is decades

# ? Apr 20, 2021 18:53

A Stupid Baby: Dec 31, 2002; lip up fatty

Let's bring back wizard vans in 2021

# ? Apr 20, 2021 18:54

Waffle!: Aug 6, 2004; I Feel Pretty!

# ? Apr 20, 2021 18:55

Ror: Oct 21, 2010; 😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟

bagmonkey posted:

Alright, I put Good Burger on next. I haven't watched this is decades

I had the hugest crush on the crazy girl they meet in the insane asylum when that movie came out, but it turns out it's Linda Cardellini so 10-year-old me just knew what was up I guess.

# ? Apr 20, 2021 18:56

MyChemicalImbalance: Sep 15, 2007; Keep on smilin'

Reflecting on past 4/20s, we used to take turns hitting lungs (a 2L plastic coke bottle cut in two, gauze in the drinking hole and a plastic bag over the cut end that you pull to create a draw) of rock hard hash in parks or down alleyways.

Today I'm having some chili and lime cashews and a nice fudge, might gently caress around and hit my dab pen after. Maybe the future isn't all bad :okpos:

# ? Apr 20, 2021 18:59

Samuel L. Hacksaw: Mar 26, 2007; Never Stop Posting

The Walrus posted:

ask the wizard to share obviously?

The Rogue, Ross-san, approaches the wizards resting spot and asks to smoke his pipe.

"You probably can't handle this wizard poo poo, but hit it my friend, and open your mind to arcane secrets"

As you draw from the pipe you feel your mind expanding and your body floating up into the air.

As this is happening the ground heaves and a crack splits in the earth directly in front of the cave.

It sounds like there's something underground, what does the party do?

# ? Apr 20, 2021 19:01

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

low key sex master posted:

Schumer is pro-weed now

https://politicalwire.com/2021/04/20/schumer-backs-federal-legalization-of-marijuana/

EDIT: drat son a nice snipe

It's so loving ridiculous that this is a quote about a schedule I illegal substance

# ? Apr 20, 2021 19:04

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

hope and vaseline posted:

going to culver's guys what should i get

Chocolate everything and brownie chucks and fudge CUSTARD FREEZE IT PUT IT IN ME MARSHMALLOws

# ? Apr 20, 2021 19:05

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

hope and vaseline posted:

going to culver's guys what should i get

Butter burger and cheese curds

# ? Apr 20, 2021 19:05

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Inspector Hound posted:

It's so loving ridiculous that this is a quote about a schedule I illegal substance

marijuana should be like Schedule III or some poo poo idk the schedules but frankly the only thing that should be punished is driving while high which is sort of obvious

i don't give a poo poo about someone toking up unless they're hotboxing me (because that would be rude)

# ? Apr 20, 2021 19:08

dorium: Nov 5, 2009; If it gets in your eyes
Just look into mine
Just look into dreams
and you'll be alright
I'll be alright

its my cats birthday today. doing her favorite thing in the world. being interrupted by me while sleeping.

# ? Apr 20, 2021 19:09

ZuluDashOne: May 1, 2020; #NeverForget

Go Wings!

Was eating my awesome sammich I made for lunch. Got like, 85% done with it and the next bite I feel something pretty hard and crunchy. Spit out the foot and my temp crown that got put in yesterday came off. Actually looked like it broke there was a smaller piece in there too.

Just got back from them putting in another temp crown that "Should not come off or break". Eyeing the rest of this sammich like do I risk finishing it?

# ? Apr 20, 2021 19:09

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

low key sex master posted:

i don't give a poo poo about someone toking up unless they're hotboxing me (because that would be rude)

I think it�s considerate

# ? Apr 20, 2021 19:13

Cabbages and VHS: Aug 25, 2004; Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.

Bicycle day was yesterday, so if you missed that, it's acceptable to play catchup today

but only if your blotter looks like this

low key sex master posted:

marijuana should be like Schedule III or some poo poo idk the schedules but frankly the only thing that should be punished is driving while high which is sort of obvious

eh the whole CSA* needs to be tossed and redone

benzos are schedule-IV and are monumentally more dangerous than weed

alcohol is unscheduled and is monumentally more dangerous than weed

*Controlled Substances Act. Your Community Supported Agriculture is fine. Better than fine, actually.

Cabbages and VHS fucked around with this message at 19:16 on Apr 20, 2021

# ? Apr 20, 2021 19:13

DoombatINC: Apr 20, 2003; Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

The party has arrived at the mouth

This is also how I describe edibles

# ? Apr 20, 2021 19:14

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

low key sex master posted:

marijuana should be like Schedule III or some poo poo idk the schedules but frankly the only thing that should be punished is driving while high which is sort of obvious

i don't give a poo poo about someone toking up unless they're hotboxing me (because that would be rude)

It should be whatever schedule alcohol is, V or unscheduled, I forget and don't care to look

# ? Apr 20, 2021 19:16

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

Cabbages and Kings posted:

eh the whole CSA* needs to be tossed and redone

benzos are schedule-IV and are monumentally more dangerous than weed

alcohol is unscheduled and is monumentally more dangerous than weed

*Controlled Substances Act. Your Community Supported Agriculture is fine. Better than fine, actually.

Boom this, gently caress the csa in every sense

# ? Apr 20, 2021 19:17

Cabbages and VHS: Aug 25, 2004; Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.

Inspector Hound posted:

It should be whatever schedule alcohol is, V or unscheduled, I forget and don't care to look

unscheduled, but still technically prescriptible! Unsure if that's actually happened in the last 150 years, once they invented morphine it was probably pretty eeeeeehhhhhhhh

Inspector Hound posted:

Boom this, gently caress the csa in every sense

a lol thing is I think we'd run afoul of a bunch of international drug treaties if we just blanket legalized everything

# ? Apr 20, 2021 19:17

Video Nasty: Jun 17, 2003

ZuluDashOne posted:

Was eating my awesome sammich I made for lunch. Got like, 85% done with it and the next bite I feel something pretty hard and crunchy. Spit out the foot and my temp crown that got put in yesterday came off. Actually looked like it broke there was a smaller piece in there too.

Just got back from them putting in another temp crown that "Should not come off or break". Eyeing the rest of this sammich like do I risk finishing it?

# ? Apr 20, 2021 19:18

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

Cabbages and Kings posted:

unscheduled, but still technically prescriptible! Unsure if that's actually happened in the last 150 years, once they invented morphine it was probably pretty eeeeeehhhhhhhh

a lol thing is I think we'd run afoul of a bunch of international drug treaties if we just blanket legalized everything

Treaties we made and forced on people, and what are they going to do but change or abandon the treaty, bomb us with drones or something lol

# ? Apr 20, 2021 19:22

Sunk Dunk: Apr 14, 2021

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKdpn5Ifb4s

plus, i like frogs

# ? Apr 20, 2021 19:27

dorium: Nov 5, 2009; If it gets in your eyes
Just look into mine
Just look into dreams
and you'll be alright
I'll be alright

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNj9bXKGOiI

but its about weed.

# ? Apr 20, 2021 19:29

Video Nasty: Jun 17, 2003

I've got two joints and it finally looks like it stopped snowing\raining outside so I might be able to sneak out and enjoy one now.
:2bong:

Hooray for 4/20!

# ? Apr 20, 2021 19:38

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Cabbages and Kings posted:

Bicycle day was yesterday, so if you missed that, it's acceptable to play catchup today

but only if your blotter looks like this

eh the whole CSA* needs to be tossed and redone

benzos are schedule-IV and are monumentally more dangerous than weed

alcohol is unscheduled and is monumentally more dangerous than weed

*Controlled Substances Act. Your Community Supported Agriculture is fine. Better than fine, actually.