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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

meanolmrcloud posted:

My wife and I went to Korea for a wedding. Everyone says the food culture is great, but I’m a pescatarian and I was kinda grumpy my wife got to eat a ton of amazing poo poo. So one night I dragged her to a somewhat simpsons themed non-chain place that said they had good pizza.



They forgot to not add the bacon. I was extremely owned that night.

well how was it? and who got to eat the chocolate homer?

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
did she at least let you have the chocolate homer since you couldnt eat the rest :???:

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
their Corn Tech corpus is far in advance of ours.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



Sous vide cooking gettin weird.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
drat they serve ecstasy tablets on pizza in Korea?

meanolmrcloud
Apr 5, 2004

rock out with your stock out

Aardvark! posted:

well how was it? and who got to eat the chocolate homer?

I had to find parts with less bacon and pick it out, cuz I’ll make that exception for pizza, which made for careful eating (not how I prefer to eat the ‘za). It was p good, very cornful. The homer was a neat surprise.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short



Ah, neo kobe pizza

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

All of the worst pizza that I can remember eating was in my three years living in South Korea. One time I got a flyer for a pizza that was barbecue chicken in the middle, with a ring of double chocolate chip cookie around the edge. Just imagining the flavor of BBQ sauce and chocolate cookie, my god

This video made me nauseous

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1nTyyHrfac

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Aardvark! posted:

did she at least let you have the chocolate homer since you couldnt eat the rest :???:

D’ough.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

AHH F/UGH posted:

All of the worst pizza that I can remember eating was in my three years living in South Korea. One time I got a flyer for a pizza that was barbecue chicken in the middle, with a ring of double chocolate chip cookie around the edge. Just imagining the flavor of BBQ sauce and chocolate cookie, my god

This video made me nauseous

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1nTyyHrfac

Korea is a land of contrasts. some Korean food is the absolute best but then they'll change it up on ya and god help you when they do.

j.peeba
Oct 25, 2010

Almost Human
Nap Ghost


I’m snacking on this rn. It’s ok but I long for a chocolate homer :(

nightwisher
Dec 24, 2004

idgi i've had that before from some of the korean bakeries in my area and they're loving awesome, what exactly is revolting about it?

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

What

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010


Nice scab

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

nightwisher posted:

idgi i've had that before from some of the korean bakeries in my area and they're loving awesome, what exactly is revolting about it?

[Replays while point at everything in the video]

Kart Barfunkel
Nov 10, 2009



Pizza soup...p’oup.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Who do you call when you want some pepperoni???

Samurai Pizza Scabs

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




Not a “worst” pizza per se, but I thought the thread would appreciate it.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
I would eat a slice of pizza cake, what can I say I like thick breaded 'za

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

This is the thread for worst pizzas, not best pizzas

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i'd eat a big god drat wad of the pizza cake and then i would crawl under my bed and die.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
even ai pizzas love cum



https://boredhumans.com/pizza.php

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Cartoon Man posted:



Not a “worst” pizza per se, but I thought the thread would appreciate it.

oh man the dough would be so undercooked in the middle. I'd order two.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

shadow puppet of a posted:

oh man the dough would be so undercooked in the middle. I'd order two.

yea I'm a complete freak who likes a bit of doughyness to stuff like that. With that size it's probably too much but I'd eat one about...half as tall.

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem

Cartoon Man posted:



Not a “worst” pizza per se, but I thought the thread would appreciate it.

Where do I buy one of these

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.

shadow puppet of a posted:

oh man the dough would be so undercooked in the middle. I'd order two.

You bake 'em all, then wrap them in crust. I hope.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Fantastic Foreskin posted:

You bake 'em all, then wrap them in crust. I hope.

Was also going to post that. Seems like it's work pretty good. Should have used more sauce and cheese tho

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

j.peeba posted:



I’m snacking on this rn. It’s ok but I long for a chocolate homer :(

This looks like it would be a great, it's the forth day of a hike and I found this at the bottom of my pack, snack.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Outrail posted:

a stuffed crust pizza pocket type thing

:hmmyes: You've given me a lot to think about.

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007



Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
:smith:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011




Revolting

Inepta Lacerta
Nov 20, 2012

.
Really quite silly indeed.


Though it's hard to tell since they photographed with a potato, but what baking such a pizza would do to the sushi ingredients aside, that is a sad, sad, sad-looking crust.

An attempt was made. Probably would've been better without.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO



Not liking this naked anti-Russian sentiment being thrown around. “Pizza and Rolls” is an indivisible institution over there.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

shadow puppet of a posted:

Not liking this naked anti-Russian sentiment being thrown around. “Pizza and Rolls” is an indivisible institution over there.

it is quite the thing. my favorite is that frequently there's pictures of like, hundreds of sushi roll pieces all together. they understand sushi serving sizes over there

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




Is the cheese camouflaged?
:psyduck:

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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I think those yellow blocks might be the cheese. Like..... a cheese that doesn't... melt? Maybe thrown on afterwards and just got misshapen due to the residual heat.

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