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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

learnincurve posted:

Well that was a new level of patriarchal peer pressure I was not expecting to encounter today. I’m 41 should I stop wearing jorts and start wearing tracksuit bottoms?
New marketing idea: Knee pasties

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Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

SneezeOfTheDecade posted:

I love when people take Bible verses out of context to justify their nonsense.

Romans 12:2: Do not conform to the pattern of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind. Then you will be able to test and approve what God’s will is—his good, pleasing and perfect will.

Sounds right up the :tinfoil: alley, right?

Here's all of Romans 12:

As a jew, I might start considering this "jesus" character and his friends if modern christians did poo poo like what that says on the regular

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Skwirl posted:

Your quoted text says "Oakland park" they probably had multiple tabs open and got your post and a different post in a different subreddit confused or jammed together in their head. I look at local threads here for both where I currently live and places I used to live.

They made a bunch of posts that night, after a certain point none of them make any sense and most of them quite hostile, so probably wasted.

There is no place called Keith's Puppy Center anywhere. It does not exist full stop.

Wachter
Mar 23, 2007

You and whose knees?

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

What the gently caress is Pelosi doing? https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1384624260698812416?s=19

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
This is why you have a speechwriter.

Or she really hated that one cop in particular.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

She's a super old multi-millionaire who has no interest in actually making anything better. Chauvin was found guilty, thus racism is solved and there's no need for anything resembling the systemic change actually necessary.

There were 18 days last year where cops didn't kill someone. so far this year there's been 3, so on track for that number being less than 10.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

A blessed day, the cop goes to jail and we also get possibly the stupidest loving thing I have heard anyone say in a long time.

cage-free egghead
Mar 8, 2004
Ah yes she actually meant his purpose was to be the martyr for racism and it was not a bad choice of words.

CharlestheHammer posted:

This is why you have a speechwriter.

Or she really hated that one cop in particular.

Yeah this.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
I mean it’s still a poo poo message as the conviction was nice but in the end by itself it doesn’t do anything. This is just the system doing what it’s supposed to do but rarely does.

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude
https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1384616003137679363

I know Ben is probably cheating, but this seems especially dumb even for him.

"He calls this justice, but he wouldn't call the opposite justice, hmm curious"

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

It's not even justice, it's just accountability for one thing.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Gross Dude posted:

https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1384616003137679363

I know Ben is probably cheating, but this seems especially dumb even for him.

"He calls this justice, but he wouldn't call the opposite justice, hmm curious"

Imagine saying this about the Boston Bombers

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Gross Dude posted:

https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1384616003137679363

I know Ben is probably cheating, but this seems especially dumb even for him.

"He calls this justice, but he wouldn't call the opposite justice, hmm curious"

He's an utterly cynical contrarian to the point where he just fires off the most hair-thin shits from his little buzzing mosquito rear end in a top hat, and that's all he has to do

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

It's literally just the dril wiseman tweet but completely serious. I see that sort of thing all the time from pseudointellectuals and it's infuriating. Just the idea that you can't differentiate between good and bad things, and if you try to then you're BIASED.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/BrendanNyhan/status/1384655651545178114

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

What's the context for the Raiders tweet?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

grittyreboot posted:

What's the context for the Raiders tweet?

https://twitter.com/BBCBweaking/status/1384615614887596032

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

grittyreboot posted:

What's the context for the Raiders tweet?

The guy who killed george floyd, who said "I can't breathe" while they were killing him, was found guilty. Social media guy is doing a social media.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

I knew about the verdict. I just didn't know why the Raiders tweet was getting yelled at. Then I looked at it again and realized they changed Can't to Can. I'm a dummy.

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

grittyreboot posted:

realized they changed Can't to Can. I'm a dummy.

not nearly as much as the idiot that thought that was a good idea!

Nucleic Acids
Apr 10, 2007

No one can own goal quite like her.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Can't argue with her there

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Twitter bots are getting more comprehensible, but are also just basically reading like LoB posts so they're still very dumb.

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

Bottom Liner posted:

not nearly as much as the idiot that thought that was a good idea!

Green letters and pot leaf clip art from a brand would have been much more tacky and extremely on point for 4/20

Bugsy
Jul 15, 2004

I'm thumpin'. That's
why they call me
'Thumper'.


Slippery Tilde
Raiders tweet is still up and still bad.
https://twitter.com/Raiders/status/1384650781672939521

Not as bad as this deleted one.
https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1384629623284248580



This is good, and not what I would have expected.
https://twitter.com/HNTurtledove/status/1384611854828261382

Annabel Pee
Dec 29, 2008

This is great haha I love how good natured the guys response is.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Apparently it's not him being an rear end in a top hat:

Still really bad though.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012





Hell is actually cold because Satan keeps crying and flapping his wings.

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

:allears:

This is the best kind of idiot in this thread.

xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
I did something like that with #metoo and I still cringe when I think about it

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

xtal posted:

I did something like that and I still cringe when I think about it

#metoo

This is how I choose to read that post. :twisted:

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


https://twitter.com/beep/status/1384896370251808769

Silly Newbie
Jul 25, 2007
How do I?

Wrong thread? That seems pretty cool.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

You might have to explain the idiocy because they do look cool.

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

Silly Newbie posted:

Wrong thread? That seems pretty cool.

Picture 2 looks so realistic too.

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

Katt posted:

Picture 2 looks so realistic too.

Artists neeeever pose for photos with their work

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

xtal posted:

I did something like that with #metoo and I still cringe when I think about it
I spent a full two minutes trying to figure out what "# no tall men" meant the first time I read it

the best I had was something about traditional ideals of beauty and performative toxic masculinity

...nope :shobon:

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teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

DACK FAYDEN posted:

I spent a full two minutes trying to figure out what "# no tall men" meant the first time I read it

the best I had was something about traditional ideals of beauty and performative toxic masculinity

...nope :shobon:

Thank you I just had the heartiest laugh that I so sorely needed with that

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