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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:Tempted to do this but tweak it a bit, so it's like that one country song that starts out talking about Jesus and then gradually slides into ego death and machine elves and lizard oh poo poo that's just QAnon What song is this? It sounds awesome
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 22:28 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 11:27 |
Yeah same If that's real, hook us up
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 22:29 |
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PT6A posted:Clothing is tyranny. I know right. I was reading the tons of sacrifices Americans made during WW2, many of them mandated by the government. If we fought that war now, we'd lose. Also, Honestly surprised Chauvin got convicted. RWM is gonna be wild this week. Certainly not going to FOX to find out since I'm in too good a mood right now.
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 23:19 |
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The Derek Chauvin thread is going to FOX for you, and apparently even they are throwing him under the bus https://twitter.com/justinbaragona/status/1384617783254716426 Seems like they're going to go with "ok we found the one and only bad apple and convicted him, the system works, all other shoots are justified"
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 23:28 |
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VitalSigns posted:The Derek Chauvin thread is going to FOX for you, and apparently even they are throwing him under the bus Yeah, but FOX is in the tank for Biden and the liberals now after admitting the election was fair and legit.
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 23:33 |
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Well Fox's line will be "we did it, we got rid of the one bad apple the system works stop complaining" in what I guess is an effort to pivot back to the decades of Respectable Republicans And Serious People but I'm curious how much appetite there is for that among the base. Everything is a zero sum culture war to the death with the hardcore crowd. Admitting to anything that doesn't own the libs is heretical in the cult of MAGA.
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 23:37 |
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Its probably gonna be more like "they're all so violent and want to destroy our country, but see it works."
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# ? Apr 20, 2021 23:45 |
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STAC Goat posted:Its probably gonna be more like "they're all so violent and want to destroy our country, but see it works." Those 2 things aren't really mutually exclusive though. It's just a round about way of saying "what are you _______'s crying about now?" the next time it happens. Some of the boards I'm on are all suddenly very concerned about due process, which is weird because this WAS due process.
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 00:41 |
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VitalSigns posted:The Derek Chauvin thread is going to FOX for you, and apparently even they are throwing him under the bus thats not flying well in the chudsphere. Dapper_Swindler posted:he might off himself. sure he will never see general and etc but i suspect it might break his brain and ego realizing that his department threw him under the bus. its clear from the reaction that he thought he was gonna loving walk. it also wouldnt shocked me if he was "encouraged" to do it so this will just "go away".
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 03:09 |
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Really nice of them to try and stoke further violence from their penthouses.
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 03:30 |
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https://twitter.com/Strange_Sunset/status/1379954282703638532?s=20
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 03:35 |
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Xand_Man posted:What song is this? It sounds awesome FFT posted:Yeah same Think he's talking about this Sturgill Simpson song? https://youtu.be/LWx6csgGkg4
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 03:57 |
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Screaming Idiot posted:Just once I'd like to see the "lady has penis WHAAAAAAAAAT" comedy trope subverted. Like, show the dick silhouette, show the guy's silhouette shrugging, and then after show them in bed with them both smiling, maybe have the guy crack a joke like, "That was a fun surprise!" or "So, you want on top next time?" Entourage, of all things, did this once. The guys were hanging out with the mayor of Beverly Hills (if memory serves), who picked up/hit it off with a trans woman. The main characters, being basically idiot douchebags, pointed out to him "hey, she has a dick," and he responded "i don't care, we have a connection." The main four had a little more fun with it, but the guy seemed perfectly happy with his choice of companion regardless of anatomy, which definitely struck me upon viewing it. Mr Interweb posted:https://twitter.com/MerkinMuffley5/status/1383237970203873280 No, this is purely "It's Harvard's fault that I have to be racist," which is one hell of a hot take.
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 04:30 |
poor life choice posted:Think he's talking about this Sturgill Simpson song?
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 04:32 |
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look at how not mad tucker is in this video clip: https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1384688301962141697
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 04:36 |
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Holy gently caress, I found a good take from Erik son of Erik, Shitter of Floors: https://twitter.com/EWErickson/status/1384619471239729154?s=20
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 05:55 |
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Screaming Idiot posted:Holy gently caress, I found a good take from Erik son of Erik, Shitter of Floors:
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 06:18 |
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I've realized I feel bad for the poor bastard responsible for scheduling PSA's on right wing stations. In Seattle, there was a PSA basically saying "vaccines are out, and they work, but until everyone gets vaccinated, wear a mask and stuff", which immediately went back to Todd Herman screaming about "WOKE MASKS ARE EVIL! VACCINES ARE A CONSPIRACY TO CHANGE YOUR DNA!". Also, the "Rush Limbaugh clip shows" are loving bizarre. I heard one episode where whoever the "guide host" was ran clips of Rush defending big pharma and tobacco companies because of something with the Covid vaccine. Given that Limbaugh was hooked on painkillers to the point he may have gone deaf from them and that he died of lung cancer, I'm utterly baffled what the point of that clip was supposed to be.
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 06:19 |
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Xand_Man posted:What song is this? It sounds awesome FFT posted:Yeah same poor life choice posted:Think he's talking about this Sturgill Simpson song? That's the one, yeah I think there was a version of him performing that on Grand Ole Opry to the visible and increasing confusion of the audience, but I can't find it right now
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 06:40 |
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azflyboy posted:I've realized I feel bad for the poor bastard responsible for scheduling PSA's on right wing stations. In Seattle, there was a PSA basically saying "vaccines are out, and they work, but until everyone gets vaccinated, wear a mask and stuff", which immediately went back to Todd Herman screaming about "WOKE MASKS ARE EVIL! VACCINES ARE A CONSPIRACY TO CHANGE YOUR DNA!". expecting his listeners to make that connection is... generous?
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 09:07 |
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https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1384616003137679363 He's just so stupid, it's baffling.
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 09:10 |
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A guess for CHUDS, a jury of his peers means they all have to be cops. And white So Hannity interviewed Trump. CNN transcribed the biggest mountains of bullshit so you don't have to watch or listen to it https://www.cnn.com/2021/04/20/politics/donald-trump-sean-hannity-2020-election/index.html
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 10:31 |
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BiggerBoat posted:A guess for CHUDS, a jury of his peers means they all have to be cops. And white Imagine what they'd say if minority defendants had all-minority juries.
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Screaming Idiot posted:Holy gently caress, I found a good take from Erik son of Erik, Shitter of Floors: The part that drives me into a rage is initially a DA wrote a memo to cops that they shouldn't arrest or charge Arbery's murderers citing the video as proof they acted in self defense. This was before the video came out and showed it was clear Arbery was acting in self-defense (even before subsequent evidence has put that beyond question). I was so mad when I saw the video I actually hunted down his email address and blasted him. Groovelord Neato fucked around with this message at 15:41 on Apr 21, 2021 |
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https://twitter.com/THEHermanCain/status/1371906626320441344
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 17:05 |
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I'll admit it, an idiot with unearned authority who died a totally preventable death because he ignored medical advice to impress an even bigger idiot with even more unearned authority is exactly the kind of person M*A*S*H mocked to the very end, so the the thumbnail is entirely appropriate.
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# ? Apr 21, 2021 23:34 |
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Screaming Idiot posted:Holy gently caress, I found a good take from Erik son of Erik, Shitter of Floors: did he have a stroke or something
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 00:58 |
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Screaming Idiot posted:Holy gently caress, I found a good take from Erik son of Erik, Shitter of Floors: Wait, I know Chuck C. Johnson has poo poo on floors and the gun girl has reportedly poo poo her pants as an adult but does Erickson also have a poop problem I hadn't heard about?
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 01:07 |
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Just lump them all together. It will be easier for history to remember, and saying Erik, Son of Erik is funny.
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 01:55 |
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tek79 posted:Wait, I know Chuck C. Johnson has poo poo on floors and the gun girl has reportedly poo poo her pants as an adult but does Erickson also have a poop problem I hadn't heard about? No, Chuck C. Johnson is the Floor Shitter. The Son of Erick is the Newspaper Shooter:
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 02:05 |
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Tucker Carlson Lost It After Derek Chauvin Was Found Guilty Carlson claimed Chauvin was convicted because the jurors felt they were in danger and the Floyd protests were an “attack on civilization.” https://www.vice.com/en/article/v7egn8/tucker-carlson-lost-it-after-derek-chauvin-was-found-guilty quote:Carlson then dished up his usual dystopian portrait of America’s cities. “No mob has the right to destroy our cities. No politician or media figure has the right to intimidate a jury,” he said. “And no political party has the right to impose a different standard of justice on its own supporters.” lol *40% of Americans nod sagely in agreement*
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 14:02 |
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Vichan posted:https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1384616003137679363 I can't get over this gently caress. This is the most Ben post I have ever seen. "In Moscow there is a giant victory day parade every year. But had Hitler's invasion succeeded, would they hold a victory parade then?? Yet more liberal hypocrisy."
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 14:07 |
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Speaking of Ben Shapiro being dumb, he recently tried to own the MCU by asking why Falcon was able to throw Captain America’s shield, which several non-powered white characters have done before. https://mobile.twitter.com/DJohnsonVA/status/1385083562299432960 The MCU doesn’t need any more defenders, and it’s bland and overexposed and military propaganda and all, but like with Black Panther, he’s just angry that black people get to have a thing. Dr Christmas fucked around with this message at 15:11 on Apr 22, 2021 |
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Dr Christmas posted:Speaking of Ben Shapiro being dumb, he recently tried to own the MCU by asking why Falcon was able to throw Captain America’s shield, which several non-powered white characters have done before. lol, is he confusing the shield with Thor's hammer? Even being racist it's such a weird argument that other characters can't throw the shield.
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 16:43 |
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1glitch0 posted:lol, is he confusing the shield with Thor's hammer? Even being racist it's such a weird argument that other characters can't throw the shield. As an unrelated aside, I liked the Stan Lee cameo where he plays a janitor who just casually picks the hammer up to wipe a table.
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Dr Christmas posted:Speaking of Ben Shapiro being dumb, he recently tried to own the MCU by asking why Falcon was able to throw Captain America’s shield, which several non-powered white characters have done before. true, but its fun to watch and shoot the poo poo about. anyway. the shield isnt thors hammer or some magic poo poo. anyone who is physically able can use it but it takes training to do all the tricks with it. there is a reason they have like 4 min montage of him training and doing flips and poo poo. its just chuds getting mad that falcon is gonna be cap and not loving Captain spec-ops psycho.
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 17:12 |
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Dapper_Swindler posted:true, but its fun to watch and shoot the poo poo about. anyway. the shield isnt thors hammer or some magic poo poo. anyone who is physically able can use it but it takes training to do all the tricks with it. there is a reason they have like 4 min montage of him training and doing flips and poo poo. its just chuds getting mad that falcon is gonna be cap and not loving Captain spec-ops psycho. Didn't the comics actually try making Falcon the new Captain America a few years back? I remember seeing a couple of people being very totally-not-mad-at-all about it. (They were, in fact, very mad)
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 17:29 |
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1glitch0 posted:lol, is he confusing the shield with Thor's hammer? Even being racist it's such a weird argument that other characters can't throw the shield. I assume when he says “throw Cap’s shield” he means when someone throws it and it bounces around and ricochets perfectly, which presumably only someone with super-senses and training could do. But I’m probably giving insecure Ben too much benefit of the doubt. Plus the real reason anybody can (and have) thrown around Cap’s shield is because of comics.
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# ? Apr 22, 2021 17:30 |
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Crunch Buttsteak posted:Didn't the comics actually try making Falcon the new Captain America a few years back? I remember seeing a couple of people being very totally-not-mad-at-all about it. (They were, in fact, very mad)
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Crunch Buttsteak posted:Didn't the comics actually try making Falcon the new Captain America a few years back? I remember seeing a couple of people being very totally-not-mad-at-all about it. (They were, in fact, very mad) yeah. and he and bucky have been cap on and off when steve isnt cap.
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