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Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

Tempted to do this but tweak it a bit, so it's like that one country song that starts out talking about Jesus and then gradually slides into ego death and machine elves and lizard oh poo poo that's just QAnon

What song is this? It sounds awesome

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stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Yeah same

If that's real, hook us up

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

PT6A posted:

Clothing is tyranny.

I know right. I was reading the tons of sacrifices Americans made during WW2, many of them mandated by the government. If we fought that war now, we'd lose.

Also, Honestly surprised Chauvin got convicted. RWM is gonna be wild this week. Certainly not going to FOX to find out since I'm in too good a mood right now.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

The Derek Chauvin thread is going to FOX for you, and apparently even they are throwing him under the bus

https://twitter.com/justinbaragona/status/1384617783254716426

Seems like they're going to go with "ok we found the one and only bad apple and convicted him, the system works, all other shoots are justified"

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

VitalSigns posted:

The Derek Chauvin thread is going to FOX for you, and apparently even they are throwing him under the bus

https://twitter.com/justinbaragona/status/1384617783254716426

Seems like they're going to go with "ok we found the one and only bad apple and convicted him, the system works, all other shoots are justified"

Yeah, but FOX is in the tank for Biden and the liberals now after admitting the election was fair and legit.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
Well Fox's line will be "we did it, we got rid of the one bad apple the system works stop complaining" in what I guess is an effort to pivot back to the decades of Respectable Republicans And Serious People but I'm curious how much appetite there is for that among the base.

Everything is a zero sum culture war to the death with the hardcore crowd. Admitting to anything that doesn't own the libs is heretical in the cult of MAGA.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Its probably gonna be more like "they're all so violent and want to destroy our country, but see it works."

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

STAC Goat posted:

Its probably gonna be more like "they're all so violent and want to destroy our country, but see it works."

Those 2 things aren't really mutually exclusive though.

It's just a round about way of saying "what are you _______'s crying about now?" the next time it happens.

Some of the boards I'm on are all suddenly very concerned about due process, which is weird because this WAS due process.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

VitalSigns posted:

The Derek Chauvin thread is going to FOX for you, and apparently even they are throwing him under the bus

https://twitter.com/justinbaragona/status/1384617783254716426

Seems like they're going to go with "ok we found the one and only bad apple and convicted him, the system works, all other shoots are justified"

thats not flying well in the chudsphere.

Dapper_Swindler posted:

he might off himself. sure he will never see general and etc but i suspect it might break his brain and ego realizing that his department threw him under the bus. its clear from the reaction that he thought he was gonna loving walk. it also wouldnt shocked me if he was "encouraged" to do it so this will just "go away".


anyway.

have some tears.

https://twitter.com/NikkiMcR/status/1384663026364817416

https://twitter.com/NikkiMcR/status/1384660766410907650

https://twitter.com/Sturgeons_Law/status/1384640320747442178

https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1384635731117805568

https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1384619964812910594
https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1384622360469377025

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Really nice of them to try and stoke further violence from their penthouses.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

https://twitter.com/Strange_Sunset/status/1379954282703638532?s=20

poor life choice
Jul 21, 2006

Xand_Man posted:

What song is this? It sounds awesome



FFT posted:

Yeah same

If that's real, hook us up

Think he's talking about this Sturgill Simpson song?

https://youtu.be/LWx6csgGkg4

Sarcastro
Dec 28, 2000
Elite member of the Grammar Nazi Squad that

Screaming Idiot posted:

Just once I'd like to see the "lady has penis WHAAAAAAAAAT" comedy trope subverted. Like, show the dick silhouette, show the guy's silhouette shrugging, and then after show them in bed with them both smiling, maybe have the guy crack a joke like, "That was a fun surprise!" or "So, you want on top next time?"

Entourage, of all things, did this once. The guys were hanging out with the mayor of Beverly Hills (if memory serves), who picked up/hit it off with a trans woman. The main characters, being basically idiot douchebags, pointed out to him "hey, she has a dick," and he responded "i don't care, we have a connection." The main four had a little more fun with it, but the guy seemed perfectly happy with his choice of companion regardless of anatomy, which definitely struck me upon viewing it.

Mr Interweb posted:

https://twitter.com/MerkinMuffley5/status/1383237970203873280

i know conservatives should pretty much never be given the benefit of the doubt, but is there a good faith argument for how conservatives may know someone is an affirmative action beneficiary?

No, this is purely "It's Harvard's fault that I have to be racist," which is one hell of a hot take.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

poor life choice posted:

Think he's talking about this Sturgill Simpson song?

https://youtu.be/LWx6csgGkg4
Didn't realize Sturgill Simpson did a song about DMT but yeah, that tracks

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

look at how not mad tucker is in this video clip:

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1384688301962141697

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
Holy gently caress, I found a good take from Erik son of Erik, Shitter of Floors:
https://twitter.com/EWErickson/status/1384619471239729154?s=20

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Screaming Idiot posted:

Holy gently caress, I found a good take from Erik son of Erik, Shitter of Floors:
https://twitter.com/EWErickson/status/1384619471239729154?s=20

azflyboy
Nov 9, 2005
I've realized I feel bad for the poor bastard responsible for scheduling PSA's on right wing stations. In Seattle, there was a PSA basically saying "vaccines are out, and they work, but until everyone gets vaccinated, wear a mask and stuff", which immediately went back to Todd Herman screaming about "WOKE MASKS ARE EVIL! VACCINES ARE A CONSPIRACY TO CHANGE YOUR DNA!".

Also, the "Rush Limbaugh clip shows" are loving bizarre.

I heard one episode where whoever the "guide host" was ran clips of Rush defending big pharma and tobacco companies because of something with the Covid vaccine. Given that Limbaugh was hooked on painkillers to the point he may have gone deaf from them and that he died of lung cancer, I'm utterly baffled what the point of that clip was supposed to be.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

Xand_Man posted:

What song is this? It sounds awesome


FFT posted:

Yeah same

If that's real, hook us up


poor life choice posted:

Think he's talking about this Sturgill Simpson song?

https://youtu.be/LWx6csgGkg4

That's the one, yeah

I think there was a version of him performing that on Grand Ole Opry to the visible and increasing confusion of the audience, but I can't find it right now

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

azflyboy posted:

I've realized I feel bad for the poor bastard responsible for scheduling PSA's on right wing stations. In Seattle, there was a PSA basically saying "vaccines are out, and they work, but until everyone gets vaccinated, wear a mask and stuff", which immediately went back to Todd Herman screaming about "WOKE MASKS ARE EVIL! VACCINES ARE A CONSPIRACY TO CHANGE YOUR DNA!".

Also, the "Rush Limbaugh clip shows" are loving bizarre.

I heard one episode where whoever the "guide host" was ran clips of Rush defending big pharma and tobacco companies because of something with the Covid vaccine. Given that Limbaugh was hooked on painkillers to the point he may have gone deaf from them and that he died of lung cancer, I'm utterly baffled what the point of that clip was supposed to be.

expecting his listeners to make that connection is... generous?

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

I'LL PUNISH YOU ACCORDING TO YOUR CRIME
https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1384616003137679363

He's just so stupid, it's baffling.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
A guess for CHUDS, a jury of his peers means they all have to be cops. And white

So Hannity interviewed Trump. CNN transcribed the biggest mountains of bullshit so you don't have to watch or listen to it

https://www.cnn.com/2021/04/20/politics/donald-trump-sean-hannity-2020-election/index.html

Clarste
Apr 15, 2013

Just how many mistakes have you suffered on the way here?

An uncountable number, to be sure.

BiggerBoat posted:

A guess for CHUDS, a jury of his peers means they all have to be cops. And white

Imagine what they'd say if minority defendants had all-minority juries.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Screaming Idiot posted:

Holy gently caress, I found a good take from Erik son of Erik, Shitter of Floors:
https://twitter.com/EWErickson/status/1384619471239729154?s=20

The part that drives me into a rage is initially a DA wrote a memo to cops that they shouldn't arrest or charge Arbery's murderers citing the video as proof they acted in self defense. This was before the video came out and showed it was clear Arbery was acting in self-defense (even before subsequent evidence has put that beyond question). I was so mad when I saw the video I actually hunted down his email address and blasted him.

Groovelord Neato fucked around with this message at 15:41 on Apr 21, 2021

Rip Testes
Jan 29, 2004

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
https://twitter.com/THEHermanCain/status/1371906626320441344

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor
I'll admit it, an idiot with unearned authority who died a totally preventable death because he ignored medical advice to impress an even bigger idiot with even more unearned authority is exactly the kind of person M*A*S*H mocked to the very end, so the the thumbnail is entirely appropriate.

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

Screaming Idiot posted:

Holy gently caress, I found a good take from Erik son of Erik, Shitter of Floors:
https://twitter.com/EWErickson/status/1384619471239729154?s=20

did he have a stroke or something

tek79
Jun 16, 2008

Screaming Idiot posted:

Holy gently caress, I found a good take from Erik son of Erik, Shitter of Floors:

Wait, I know Chuck C. Johnson has poo poo on floors and the gun girl has reportedly poo poo her pants as an adult but does Erickson also have a poop problem I hadn't heard about?

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

We die.
We pray.
To live.
We serve

Just lump them all together. It will be easier for history to remember, and saying Erik, Son of Erik is funny.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

tek79 posted:

Wait, I know Chuck C. Johnson has poo poo on floors and the gun girl has reportedly poo poo her pants as an adult but does Erickson also have a poop problem I hadn't heard about?

No, Chuck C. Johnson is the Floor Shitter. The Son of Erick is the Newspaper Shooter:

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
Tucker Carlson Lost It After Derek Chauvin Was Found Guilty


Carlson claimed Chauvin was convicted because the jurors felt they were in danger and the Floyd protests were an “attack on civilization.”

https://www.vice.com/en/article/v7egn8/tucker-carlson-lost-it-after-derek-chauvin-was-found-guilty

quote:

Carlson then dished up his usual dystopian portrait of America’s cities. “No mob has the right to destroy our cities. No politician or media figure has the right to intimidate a jury,” he said. “And no political party has the right to impose a different standard of justice on its own supporters.”

He added: “Those things are all unacceptable in America. All of them are happening now. If they continue to happen, decent and productive people will leave. The country as we know it will be over. So we must stop this current insanity. It’s an attack on civilization.”

...

One guest whose opinions Carlson didn’t have time for was Ed Gavin, a former deputy sheriff in New York City and official with the city’s Department of Corrections. Gavin called Chauvin’s murder of Floyd “pure savagery” and called for more medical training for cops.

“We have to change the way we deal with people,” Gavin said. “I’ve used force on literally almost 500 people in my 21-year career... I’ve never had anybody go unconscious. That was clearly excessive unjustified use of force. I think the verdict was just.”

“In my opinion, what we need to do…” Gavin continued, before Carlson cut him off and asked: “How about enforcing the law. Do we need to do that?”


lol

*40% of Americans nod sagely in agreement*

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

I can't get over this gently caress. This is the most Ben post I have ever seen.

"In Moscow there is a giant victory day parade every year. But had Hitler's invasion succeeded, would they hold a victory parade then?? Yet more liberal hypocrisy."

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
Speaking of Ben Shapiro being dumb, he recently tried to own the MCU by asking why Falcon was able to throw Captain America’s shield, which several non-powered white characters have done before.

https://mobile.twitter.com/DJohnsonVA/status/1385083562299432960

The MCU doesn’t need any more defenders, and it’s bland and overexposed and military propaganda and all, but like with Black Panther, he’s just angry that black people get to have a thing.

Dr Christmas fucked around with this message at 15:11 on Apr 22, 2021

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Dr Christmas posted:

Speaking of Ben Shapiro being dumb, he recently tried to own the MCU by asking why Falcon was able to throw Captain America’s shield, which several non-powered white characters have done before.

https://mobile.twitter.com/DJohnsonVA/status/1385083562299432960

The MCU doesn’t need any more defenders, and it’s bland and overexposed and military propaganda and all, but like with Black Panther, he’s just angry that black people get to have a thing.

lol, is he confusing the shield with Thor's hammer? Even being racist it's such a weird argument that other characters can't throw the shield.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

1glitch0 posted:

lol, is he confusing the shield with Thor's hammer? Even being racist it's such a weird argument that other characters can't throw the shield.

As an unrelated aside, I liked the Stan Lee cameo where he plays a janitor who just casually picks the hammer up to wipe a table.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Dr Christmas posted:

Speaking of Ben Shapiro being dumb, he recently tried to own the MCU by asking why Falcon was able to throw Captain America’s shield, which several non-powered white characters have done before.

https://mobile.twitter.com/DJohnsonVA/status/1385083562299432960

The MCU doesn’t need any more defenders, and it’s bland and overexposed and military propaganda and all, but like with Black Panther, he’s just angry that black people get to have a thing.

true, but its fun to watch and shoot the poo poo about. anyway. the shield isnt thors hammer or some magic poo poo. anyone who is physically able can use it but it takes training to do all the tricks with it. there is a reason they have like 4 min montage of him training and doing flips and poo poo. its just chuds getting mad that falcon is gonna be cap and not loving Captain spec-ops psycho.

Crunch Buttsteak
Feb 26, 2007

You think reality is a circle of salt around my brain keeping witches out?

Dapper_Swindler posted:

true, but its fun to watch and shoot the poo poo about. anyway. the shield isnt thors hammer or some magic poo poo. anyone who is physically able can use it but it takes training to do all the tricks with it. there is a reason they have like 4 min montage of him training and doing flips and poo poo. its just chuds getting mad that falcon is gonna be cap and not loving Captain spec-ops psycho.

Didn't the comics actually try making Falcon the new Captain America a few years back? I remember seeing a couple of people being very totally-not-mad-at-all about it. (They were, in fact, very mad)

King of Foolians
Mar 16, 2006
Long live the King!

1glitch0 posted:

lol, is he confusing the shield with Thor's hammer? Even being racist it's such a weird argument that other characters can't throw the shield.

I assume when he says “throw Cap’s shield” he means when someone throws it and it bounces around and ricochets perfectly, which presumably only someone with super-senses and training could do.
But I’m probably giving insecure Ben too much benefit of the doubt.
Plus the real reason anybody can (and have) thrown around Cap’s shield is because of comics.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Crunch Buttsteak posted:

Didn't the comics actually try making Falcon the new Captain America a few years back? I remember seeing a couple of people being very totally-not-mad-at-all about it. (They were, in fact, very mad)
Yes they did make Falcon Cap for awhile

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Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Crunch Buttsteak posted:

Didn't the comics actually try making Falcon the new Captain America a few years back? I remember seeing a couple of people being very totally-not-mad-at-all about it. (They were, in fact, very mad)

yeah. and he and bucky have been cap on and off when steve isnt cap.

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