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UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

Whooping Crabs posted:



According to the post I stole this from, the driver was ok

First Lieutenant Yar, now this. He was supposed to be trapped.

Trek Snipe

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Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



Re: Dumb Baseball Rules

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUN9bNJ3pQc

The whole series is very entertaining even if your not a big sports person

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

DelphiAegis posted:

:biglips: : JESUS WILL HEAL ME!
:stonk: : Your foot is literally shoving its own bones out because your flesh is necrotic.
:biglips: : JESUS WILL LET ME KEEP MY FOOT!
:stonk: : It's black. Jesus definitely does not want you to have a foot anymore.

a guy I know about got the type ii and refused to do anything about it. while he was mucking around in the sump he used to irrigate and water his garden, he got some sort of horrible infection in a diabetic sore. the doctors told him they'd need to take the toe, and he told them to gently caress off. then they told him they needed to take the foot and he told them to gently caress off. (he went to his older son's wedding in a special braced boot so he could walk on his rotten foot.) they they told him they'd need to take the leg and he told them to gently caress off. then they said he was going to die, so he told them to take the leg.

his wife was head of nursing at a local hospital. their sons were similarly divided: one was a hard-farting redneck and one was a quiet professional who coveted to Judaism.

only one of the four who's not dead of diabetes is the son who got skinny. on meth. the Aristocrats.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump

Cthulu Carl posted:

Baumgartner Restoration did a POV video of him restoring a painting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HowbckxJTo

It's not much, but he DOES accidentally stab himself with a metal tool. He should also probably use more breathing protection in his videos... And maybe stop working with a mouthful of tacks...

EDIT: Oh yeah, and stop walking around with a razor blade in his mouth...

I love that guy, well maybe not so much after he began advertising for poo poo halfway through the films but they are easy to skip over. Another youtube channel I like to watch is a guy who makes small dioramas, also very relaxing. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyyp7X9QBvJh6mIoQYJmUuA

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

I've been watching this and just laughing so hard

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/xBGwl.gifv

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

This loops so well.

Professor of Cats
Mar 22, 2009


Road Avenger sequel

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/ZNaIdav.gifv

Necrosaro
Dec 31, 2008

A Necrosaro Appears!
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UztjNapGuKs

The molten steel got a little explody in this crucible transporter.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRd6OZxrEsU

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


https://i.imgur.com/tcOdOI8.mp4

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Necrosaro posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UztjNapGuKs

The molten steel got a little explody in this crucible transporter.

*glances up* Fire delivery is here.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 26 days!

Empty Sandwich posted:

the Aristocrats.

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

https://i.imgur.com/tcOdOI8.mp4

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
https://i.imgur.com/tcOdOI8.mp4

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Wait, wait, wait.

The Protomen are still together?

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Whooping Crabs posted:



According to the post I stole this from, the driver was ok
Gonna need more than 3-ply for that....

:dadjoke:

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ

it's still there isn't it

HarmB
Jun 19, 2006



Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

I love that guy, well maybe not so much after he began advertising for poo poo halfway through the films but they are easy to skip over. Another youtube channel I like to watch is a guy who makes small dioramas, also very relaxing. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyyp7X9QBvJh6mIoQYJmUuA

Check out https://sponsor.ajay.app/ and give new videos a couple hours before watching and never see that bullshit again.

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

The sponsorskip addon for firefox is also quite nice.

Edit: nvm, that's literally what you linked and I just misremembered the name.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

https://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/search-indonesia-submarine-focuses-oil-slick-off-bali-77232550

quote:

JAKARTA, Indonesia -- Indonesia’s navy ships on Thursday were intensely searching for a submarine that likely fell too deep to retrieve, making survival chances for the 53 people on board slim. Authorities said oxygen in the submarine would run out by early Saturday.

The diesel-powered KRI Nanggala 402 was participating in a training exercise Wednesday when it missed a scheduled reporting call. Officials reported an oil slick and the smell of diesel fuel near the starting position of its last dive, about 96 kilometers (60 miles) north of the resort island of Bali, though there has been no conclusive evidence that they are linked to the submarine.

“Hopefully we can rescue them before the oxygen has run out” at 3 a.m. on Saturday, Indonesia’s navy chief of staff, Adm. Yudo Margono, told reporters.

He said rescuers found an unidentified object with high magnetism in the area and that officials hope it’s the submarine.

The navy believes the submarine sank to a depth of 600-700 meters (2,000-2,300 feet) — much deeper than its collapse depth estimated at 200 meters (656 feet) by a firm that refitted the vessel in 2009-2012.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Someone needs to get onto the CTBTO to see if their underwater microphones picked up the implosion.

Safe working depth of 250m vs. a projected depth of 600-700m, doesn't look good :(

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Necrosaro posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UztjNapGuKs

The molten steel got a little explody in this crucible transporter.

Did water drip into it somehow?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Memento posted:

Someone needs to get onto the CTBTO to see if their underwater microphones picked up the implosion.

Safe working depth of 250m vs. a projected depth of 600-700m, doesn't look good :(

Yeah, that's like 375psi vs. 900psi. It's super unlikely there's anything intact down there.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Memento posted:

Someone needs to get onto the CTBTO to see if their underwater microphones picked up the implosion.

Safe working depth of 250m vs. a projected depth of 600-700m, doesn't look good :(

They're dead :(, they almost certainly died in a battery fire, seawater leak, or hull implosion.

My guess, if there's an oil slick at the dive site, is that there was a malfunction in their diesel induction system, a hole that size will rapidly cause the sub to lose buoyancy control, then as they sink out cause a pressure rise in the hull that rapidly renders the crew unconcious. It would also mean that pressure would equalize with sea pressure, keeping the hull from collapsing (presumably the other ships involved in the naval exercise would have picked up hull collapse on SONAR)

That said, if they somehow just lost propulsion, buoyancy control, and their ability to conduct an Emergency Main Ballast Tank Blow (which isn't exactly likely), and the hull is intact, the deepest diving submarine rescue systems from the US, Russia and the EU can just reach them at 600M. I know the US maintains our SRDRS's ready to deploy at a moment's notice.


E: other stuff: their safe working depth may be deeper than publicly stated due to secrecy, also I kinda hope they died on the way down, because the alternative is they're trapped in a freezing cold, dark wet tomb, wading through water, with their only method of making oxygen also threatening to ignite the inevitable oil slick on top of the water and kill any survivors instantly. If you want some nightmare fuel (at least for me) look up the fate of the last few sailors alive on the Kursk, who btw might have survived if Russia had requested assistance from the UK.

Also the Kursk was a much larger, deeper diving submarine, sunk in much shallower waters, much closer to rescue assistance, and that didn't end well.


Side note, really Australia?

Elviscat fucked around with this message at 16:39 on Apr 22, 2021

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/itvanglia/status/1385211979426578433

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Elviscat posted:

Side note, really Australia?



This is so when it fails they can say "Well it isn't called ASRV Remori, so what did you expect?"

Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)


If your helipad was destroyed by a helicopter taking off, was it really a functional helipad to begin with?

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
How many marines did it kill after taking off?

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Karia posted:

If your helipad was destroyed by a helicopter taking off, was it really a functional helipad to begin with?

In AI's Aeronautical thread some Goons were calculating the airspeed from the V22's rotors at something like twice that of a "normal" heavy lift helicopter, so that might be a contributing factor.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Maybe it's the foreshortening but they look to be really lucky the remains of the helipad didn't hit the rotors

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

The helipad is also partially dismantled. So it was a temporary structure they just said expected to use in perpetuity? They clearly knew they shouldn't let an Osprey on it, why not fully remove it? Or just NOT let a loving Osprey near it?

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

How many marines did it kill after taking off?

It's a USAF osprey, so I assume zero. Unless they then flew it to Afghanistan and misunderstood the combat controller directing their fire.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Elviscat posted:

their only method of making oxygen also threatening to ignite the inevitable oil slick on top of the water and kill any survivors instantly.


Explain plz.

DelphiAegis
Jun 21, 2010

If there was an oil slick on top of the waters where it sank, most likely any water they took on as part of sinking will similarly have oil on top of it. Oxygen generation on submarines is (generally) via electrolysis, which is a very hot process and could ignite the oil vapors or oil on the water the sailors are in inside the sub itself.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009



quote:

Salvage team members found a large number of potassium superoxide chemical cartridges, used to absorb carbon dioxide and chemically release oxygen to enable survival, in the ninth compartment.[7] Autopsies of the crew recovered from the ninth compartment showed that three men suffered from thermal and chemical burns. Researchers concluded Captain-Lieutenant Kolesnikov and two others had attempted to recharge the oxygen generation system when they accidentally dropped one of the chemical superoxide cartridges into the sea water slowly filling the compartment.[2]:143–145 When the cartridge came in contact with the oily sea water, it triggered a chemical explosion and flash fire.[30][103] Kolesnikov's abdomen was burned by acid, exposing the internal organs, and the flesh on his head and neck were removed by the chemical explosion.[2]:143

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kursk_submarine_disaster#Death_of_survivors

jetz0r
May 10, 2003

Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.




Without power, their source of oxygen would be from oxygen candles. Which burn to release oxygen.

quote:

A chlorate candle, or an oxygen candle, is a cylindrical chemical oxygen generator that contains a mix of sodium chlorate and iron powder, which when ignited smolders at about 600 °C (1,112 °F), producing sodium chloride, iron oxide, and at a fixed rate of about 6.5 man-hours of oxygen per kilogram of the mixture. The mixture has an indefinite shelf life if stored properly: candles have been stored for 20 years without decreased oxygen output. Thermal decomposition releases the oxygen. The burning iron supplies the heat. The candle must be wrapped in thermal insulation to maintain the reaction temperature and to protect surrounding equipment.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

DelphiAegis posted:

If there was an oil slick on top of the waters where it sank, most likely any water they took on as part of sinking will similarly have oil on top of it. Oxygen generation on submarines is (generally) via electrolysis, which is a very hot process and could ignite the oil vapors or oil on the water the sailors are in inside the sub itself.

If they're still alive, they're probably not using electrolysis since that needs power, but oxygen candles, which is... pretty much what it sounds like - a candle-shaped object you burn to initiate a chemical reaction that generates oxygen

https://youtu.be/g3Ud6mHdhlQ

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FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




haveblue posted:

Maybe it's the foreshortening but they look to be really lucky the remains of the helipad didn't hit the rotors

you mean like this?
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/GlamorousLeadingBlackbuck-mobile.mp4

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