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Libra posted:Superman should also be tubby and out of shape. He gets his incredible strength from the sun and can lift buildings with ease, which makes it difficult to get a proper workout, let alone a bodybuilding routine. He just uses hypnosis to make everyone believe that he's totally chiseled and ripped. Comes back from the super fridge with a super hoagy to find fat, naked, schlubby Darkseid sitting in his spot on the couch, ruining all of the comfy contours with his rocky bum.
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Been catching up on the stuff around X of Swords because of course it's spread out over multiple titles, so catching up on New Mutants (previously the only post-Krakoa title I'd read) this popped up: (New Mutants #9) That's Cyclops' rear end lmao extra spoilery: and he's got them butt stripes like he's got Domino grafts lmao
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FFT posted:That's Cyclops' rear end lmao What? How? That looks like his chest and arm to me. Top stripe is like a collar, pinkish stripe is his jawline and you can see the side of his visor at the top.
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Apr 22, 2021 10:36
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Cyclops texting Jean an extremely cropped pick of his shoulder/peck area
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Is this one of those old lady/young lady optical illusion things
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BioTech posted:What? How? That looks like his chest and arm to me. Top stripe is like a collar, pinkish stripe is his jawline and you can see the side of his visor at the top. That's absolutely it, though if you cropped off the neck it could be Cyclops bending over to work on a car, displaying some X-cake for the world
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FFT posted:Been catching up on the stuff around X of Swords because of course it's spread out over multiple titles, so catching up on New Mutants (previously the only post-Krakoa title I'd read) this popped up:
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Does Cyclops even canonically have an rear end? I feel like he doesn't, which should have been your first clue.
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RoadCrewWorker posted:I know our brains have an uncanny ability to see faces in everything, but this is next level How do you cultivate this? I want Paredolia, but for asses, that sounds like an incredible power.
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FFT posted:Been catching up on the stuff around X of Swords because of course it's spread out over multiple titles, so catching up on New Mutants (previously the only post-Krakoa title I'd read) this popped up: All right Dr. Werthersoriginal.
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They must have given cyke some weird anatomy during resurrection if his butt is somewhere in view since that's his head in the top right
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I think I got it figured out using my forensic intuition.
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How Wonderful! posted:I think I got it figured out using my forensic intuition. With this image inducer it feels like I'm wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!
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Splint Chesthair posted:With this image inducer it feels like I'm wearing nothing at all! Stupid sexy Cyclops.
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 The Thing! #10 (1953)  The Vault of Horror #9 (1994)
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Peggy doesn't look that concerned about her aunt there. Looks more like she's trying to remember where she put her keys.
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Daktar posted:Anyone who can teleport should be fat, I don't want to hear any nonsense about how doing so burns energy. If I could teleport I would just be bamfing continuously from fridge to sofa and down to the shop when the fridge gets empty. Beyond whatever calories teleporting uses, Nightcrawler is shown doing cardio constantly.
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Daktar posted:Anyone who can teleport should be fat, I don't want to hear any nonsense about how doing so burns energy. If I could teleport I would just be bamfing continuously from fridge to sofa and down to the shop when the fridge gets empty. By NetHack rules, which is the final authority on most fantasy mechanics, it actually takes significantly more calories. Skwirl posted:Beyond whatever calories teleporting uses, Nightcrawler is shown doing cardio constantly. Also that. He's constantly crawling on some wall or ceiling.
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cant cook creole bream posted:Also that. He's constantly crawling on some wall or ceiling. He’s Nightcrawler, not Nightwalker
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How does he ambulate during the day?
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now i'm remembering the dude from darker than black whose price for teleporting was that he had to find someone and tell them things in far too much detail. he was a fat middle aged guy and teleporting in that show was always naked.
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Libra posted:How does he ambulate during the day? He doesn't! Professor X is like "to me, my X-men" and Kurt points at the clock and holds up a fist because he doesn't have middle fingers.
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BioTech posted:What? How? That looks like his chest and arm to me. Top stripe is like a collar, pinkish stripe is his jawline and you can see the side of his visor at the top. In my defense, my initial read of it was hilarious
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Libra posted:Does Cyclops even canonically have an rear end? I feel like he doesn't, which should have been your first clue. Don't know if Marvel Puzzle Quest is canon, but this is how Cyclops activates his "Mutant Revolutionary" power in-game.  "Cyclops makes a public display of strength to rally young mutants to his side."
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Esplanade posted:Don't know if Marvel Puzzle Quest is canon, but this is how Cyclops activates his "Mutant Revolutionary" power in-game. Pfft, he's no Dick Grayson, he's not even a Steve Rogers.
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Esplanade posted:Don't know if Marvel Puzzle Quest is canon, but this is how Cyclops activates his "Mutant Revolutionary" power in-game. That’s Krakoa’s rear end
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GPTribefan posted:That’s Krakoa’s rear end Pitiful
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Apr 23, 2021 00:10
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They don't call him Slim for nothin'! 
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surely there are better candidates for Krakoa's rear end than Cyclops
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Alaois posted:surely there are better candidates for Krakoa's rear end than Cyclops Male rear end. Forge, Sunspot, Wolverine, Nightcrawler, Thunderbird. Female rear end, basically every one that was in a comic in the 90s, but especially Kwanon and Rogue.
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Alaois posted:definitely Forge The difference between Rogue before she was ever drawn by Jim Lee and Rogue after she was drawn by Jim Lee.
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Skwirl posted:Male rear end. Forge, Sunspot, Wolverine, Nightcrawler, Thunderbird. Is Betsy Braddock not in Kwannon's body anymore? I haven't kept up with any of the X-comics.
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hiddenriverninja posted:Is Betsy Braddock not in Kwannon's body anymore? I haven't kept up with any of the X-comics. she hasn't been in kwannon's body for like 4 years
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hiddenriverninja posted:Is Betsy Braddock not in Kwannon's body anymore? I haven't kept up with any of the X-comics. Correct. They swapped back shortly before the current relaunch.
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Alaois posted:she hasn't been in kwannon's body for like 4 years It's hilarious that Kwannon has been in both the worst and one of the best books since the relaunch (Fallen Angels and Hellions, respectively).
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Alaois posted:surely there are better candidates for Krakoa's rear end than Cyclops
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