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ultrafilter posted:See if you can guess where this one ends up. What's that thing good comedians do? It's punch down, right?
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Data Graham posted:I thought they were both doing an ironic sexism, but turns out just one of them was. Kimmel wasn't being ironic either, he's better at hiding it publicly. You have to work for him to get the full brunt of it, apparently.
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Zesty posted:What's that thing good comedians do? It's punch down, right? It's not a joke, it's just political commentary, lol.
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https://twitter.com/pauljsweeney/status/1384103933623242759?s=21 Those well known right-wingers, *checks notes*, the Trade Unionist and Socialist Coalition, founded by those well known Tories in *checks notes again* the National Union of Rail, Maritime and Transport Workers.
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Apr 22, 2021 17:42
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You need to zip up if I can see your erectile disfunction in the mirror
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Apr 22, 2021 17:56
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ultrafilter posted:See if you can guess where this one ends up. Does this work both ways? Am I perpetually a child because I'm really skinny?
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Karia posted:Does this work both ways? Am I perpetually a child because I'm really skinny? Waiting for someone to claim it's not statutory rape if the kid is fat enough, but it is statutory rape if you sleep with a 35 year old with too low of a BMI.
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Apr 22, 2021 18:16
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https://twitter.com/hickorymoth/status/1385033466354429953
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Karia posted:Does this work both ways? Am I perpetually a child because I'm really skinny? No, but if you're under 5'7 you are
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Apr 22, 2021 18:32
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Top 3% of what?!
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Skwirl posted:Waiting for someone to claim it's not statutory rape if the kid is fat enough, but it is statutory rape if you sleep with a 35 year old with too low of a BMI. We already had the "short people are children" tweet.
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Apr 22, 2021 18:43
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I also want to see that person, or anyone else's, bearsts. I want to know what a bearst is.
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Apr 22, 2021 18:44
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OwlFancier posted:I also want to see that person, or anyone else's, bearsts. I want to know what a bearst is. GO TO HORNY JIAL
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OwlFancier posted:I also want to see that person, or anyone else's, bearsts. I want to know what a bearst is.
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Apr 22, 2021 18:49
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This was in the replies and I saw it so now I'm going to make you see it as well because the internet is a cycle of pain. https://twitter.com/Patskrieg/status/1385277132226670592
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Ratjaculation posted:Top 3% of what?! OnlyFans
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Apr 22, 2021 18:59
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I was thinking along the lines of "The Amazing Milkshake with the Bearded Eyes"
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Apr 22, 2021 19:01
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Post Your Favorite (or Request) Idiots on Social Media: where can I see your bearsts?
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Investing my time in e girls call that Bearst earns
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https://twitter.com/JJDodders/status/1385019830257000450   
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Some solid "older Ken M" energy there
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Are the idiots the ones falling for the obvious Ken M style troll?
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OwlFancier posted:This was in the replies and I saw it so now I'm going to make you see it as well because the internet is a cycle of pain. 
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we have left Europe so we DO NOT want there bears
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Arsenic Lupin posted:https://twitter.com/cbfplr/status/1385081742290300932 What is he on about? I don't want to dig in so can someone explain it?
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He has gone to home depot and he has purchased a fine piece of poplar. Alternatively: https://twitter.com/cbfplr/status/1385082475043508225 So, more specifically, he has gone to home depot and purchased poplar to own the libs. Which is why he does everything else in his life. OwlFancier has a new favorite as of 22:42 on Apr 22, 2021 |
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To me it looks like he's not wearing a mask and is implying (but very obviously not directly showing) that he was allowed to shop there without putting one on.
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Home Depot is based in Georgia and isn't speaking out against the new voting restrictions there so Black church leaders are organizing a boycott of it. Ben Shapiro is upset that people want to be able to vote without passing out from heat stroke after standing in the sun for 8 hours or longer. He's probably just not wearing a mask because I imagine he sounds even more annoying while wearing one, I guarantee he wore a mask in the store if it was required because he would piss his pants at the thought of a manager telling him he needs a mask.
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Apr 22, 2021 22:44
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I wonder what ben is going to do with his... Shelf? Stair tread?
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OwlFancier posted:I wonder what ben is going to do with his... Shelf? Stair tread? I assumed he was making a bed, the board is long enough.
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lmao E:  https://twitter.com/Beau_Lives/status/1385087795480383492
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OwlFancier posted:I wonder what ben is going to do with his... Shelf? Stair tread? Throw it directly into the trash now it has served its purpose of being a prop for his conspicuous chuddery
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Weldon Pemberton posted:Throw it directly into the trash now it has served its purpose of being a prop for his conspicuous chuddery Return it
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It amuses me greatly that Ben Shapiro, the alt-right pundit, who complains about the "feminization" of men is himself so devoid of "traditional masculinity" he can't even think of one thing he'd actually use from the thousands of items sold at Home Depot. Like buy a loving screwdriver you giant tool.
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Also this is not by any means "virtue signalling". That is what the Left does Please see sense and get off my page
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Ben Shapiro wandering into Home Depot and trying to find a waiter so he can order one wood
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You know he very specifically requested the plastic bag for it
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OwlFancier posted:He has gone to home depot and he has purchased a fine piece of poplar. The still on this is the most obvious his yarmulke has ever been and it still is hard to spot. Smol ben must put more effort into camouflaging that than he does into anything else in life.
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