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whydirt posted:Deadly aerosol cooking spray in the air so you have to wear a mask It's Nathen saying that Pam from The Office is the true perpetrator
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https://twitter.com/Scoobyeats/status/1384860542465105920?s=19 Ex-owner.
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I need more strips of the Daily Life of A Certain Millionaire Failson
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ruh roh, sounds the the daily hive journalist is going to get lasagna fork jailed until he calms down for that blunder
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This is a new post-Garfeats sellout edition of Arabiolosis, the original merely had a terrifying drawing of Nathen
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Somebody needs to buy that new book and deliver us the lols
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The Alchemist posted:Somebody needs to buy that new book and deliver us the lols Someone already did it, and in this very thread! https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3884709&userid=99627
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So I've been following this saga since the beginning and have always taken it for granted that this is all 100% sincere and real and bizarre, but... now idk. Nathen is such a perfect parody of a creepy startup CEO trying to sell his personal brand. Garfield has been a surrealist meme since before GarfEATS even opened. Plus, what do we actually know about Nathen beyond vague information he's released himself? What I'm saying is, GarfieldEATS is an inside job and Paws Inc. is responsible.
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deedee megadoodoo posted:Someone already did it, and in this very thread! I forgot all about his letter to Oprah Winfrey: quote:Dear Oprah:
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Every day Nathen finds some new and bizarre way to make me say “what the gently caress?” outloud.
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I too wish to get in on the big cash cow that is "saving the world"
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Drunk Nerds posted:I too wish to get in on the big Fixed it for you!
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Love Me, Feed Me, Don't Leave Me dropped on Spotify and other services this week. https://open.spotify.com/track/0lcx1ljFw7HmK3z5ff4qFX?si=76fc4765f74347f8
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Love Me Feed Me Doe-ew-oh-ew-on't leave me Love Me Feed Me Doe-ew-oh-ew-on't leave me Are you feeling hungry? And poor too Vin gafeed eats is a perfect app fayou Fresh Phil deliv'ry Rat to ya door And If it's a Monday you'll enjoy it even more [look out world] Love Me Feed Me Doe-ew-oh-ew-on't leave me Never hungry or alone Gahfield eat sap on your phone Download garfield eat sap today [Awooooo] Numma numma fee me Dun leema no Numma numma fee me oh oh Numma numma fee me Dun leema no Luh! Meh! Fee! Meh! Numma numma fee me Dun leema no Numma numma fee me oh oh Numma numma fee me Dun leema no Gar! Field! Eats! [life is short. eat now] deedee megadoodoo fucked around with this message at 18:36 on Apr 22, 2021 |
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I’ve read that sentence 3x now and I still don’t understand it
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Not hot! But totally different from the other lasagna!
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It might mean it isn't just hot it's literally the taste equivalent to setting your mouth on fire like an old buick.
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The first mail-order frozen lasagna made with a special hot-free hot sauce based on a sauce seen on some episode of a random Scooby Doo series designed by the world’s youngest Canadian Garfield ex-franchisee.
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Apr 23, 2021 00:32
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Nathen, that's just the Garfield Orangy Sauce rebranded, isn't it.
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Wait a minute. Is he opening up those old lasagnas and dumping hot sauce on them? I'm pretty sure they didn't have hot sauce on them before.
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Frank Frank posted:Wait a minute. Is he opening up those old lasagnas and dumping hot sauce on them? I'm pretty sure they didn't have hot sauce on them before. Yes.
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Frank Frank posted:Wait a minute. Is he opening up those old lasagnas and dumping hot sauce on them? I'm pretty sure they didn't have hot sauce on them before. Farm to table hot sauce. On farm to table frozen lasagna.
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:Nathen, that's just the Garfield Orangy Sauce rebranded, isn't it. This is the most likely thing, I think
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Apr 23, 2021 00:45
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My favorite lasagna ingredient: Hot sauce.
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not hot hot sauce
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When I think of lasagna ingredients, the first thing that comes to mind is hot sauce.
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Apr 23, 2021 00:55
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It's just not hot sauce named after a fictional hot sauce I don't know how you guys misunderstood
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Apr 23, 2021 00:55
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:Nathen, that's just the Garfield Orangy Sauce rebranded, isn't it. There's only one way to be sure. Who wants to do the taste test?
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Agent Escalus posted:There's only one way to be sure. Who wants to do the taste test? Not it!
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I'm not sure what's nastier - putting hot sauce on lasagna or hot sauce that tastes like orange marinara(?)
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Frank Frank posted:I'm not sure what's nastier - putting hot sauce on lasagna(snip) are you serious
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What if the lasagna is NOT HOT because it is frozen, but it is, indeed, spicy, whether due to Arbuckle Secret Sauce or Nathen's famous hot n' sour tabasco.
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One of us is going to have to order both Big Cows and compare. I'm vegetarian but i might be willing to make an exception
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