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Seventh Sea Chancers Eyyyyy, over .200! Get Dewey the gently caress off my team, bring up Caruthers to replace him. Bring up Danny Mendick as DH.
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Sub-Par League 18: Gauntlet Round 4 EC Pick 'Em: SUB-PAR BOWL 18 (best of 7, pick winner and final score) Luna Landers vs Titanic Deck Chairs
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# ? Apr 23, 2021 07:24 |
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If I could receive official confirmation on whether Clown Fundamentals is killing his EC team or not, that'd be nice. If the team is being dispersed, this would be the final round of the Gauntlet.
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# ? Apr 23, 2021 07:26 |
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Another one bites the dust... Sorry for being absent most of the season.
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# ? Apr 23, 2021 08:25 |
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San Juan was a good team
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I'm not sure why the "Use same lineup vs. lefty and righty pitchers" box is still checked off when I have two different lineups depending. Could just be be unsure of how the program works
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Onigiri Hedgehogs Dave Concepcion in for Appling at SS because of Appling's boo-boo. Versus lefties only: Konerko at 1B, Rose at 3B
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Harlock posted:San Juan was a good team nice of you to say. I wish it was living on, I feel like I could've built on it. oh well, maybe my third try at working with the feeders will continue to improve on the previous ones
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The outlaws are trading their Bob Gibson for my Albert pujols.
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FairGame posted:The outlaws are trading their Bob Gibson for my Albert pujols. Confirmed once FairGame tells me the year so I can put it on my sheet.
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CirclMastr posted:Confirmed once FairGame tells me the year so I can put it on my sheet. It's a 2007 Pujols for a 1965 Gibson
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Titanic Deck Chairs in 7, 4-1
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Don May, August 4, 2011 posted:SIX ERRORS SINK W'S, BOBBLEHEADS WIN 12-6 ...roughly ten years later... Super-League XXX, Finals: South Bolton Eazy W's vs. Towa City Demon Hunters : Yoshida, I don't think I need to remind you of the stakes of this series. : That's right! It's the W's last ride! Can we go out as champions? : What? Oh, yeah, great. No, more importantly, if the W's win, I don't have do a Macho Man series. That's the real prize. : The following contest, scheduled for the best of seven games, is for the SUPER-LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD! Introducing first, the challengers, from Towa City, which I presume is in Japan, they are the Dynamo League Champions, the fomenters of sorrow, the Towa City Demon Hunters! And their opponents, in their final series, they are the five-time reigning and defending Super-League Champions of the World, from Bolton, Lancashire, England, they are...were the Team Eternal of the Super-League, introducing, for the last time, the South Bolton Eazy W's! Game 1: South Bolton Eazy W's @ Towa City Demon Hunters (Series Tied 0-0) : To be clear, there is no good way to deal with the Demon Hunters in Towa City. There is a powerful synergy between the roster and the engineering of the stadium. I'm not going in here and expecting my deadballers to win most of the time. I just need one win, and then hold on in Bolton. : Is there a better way to contain the Demon Hunters? : Theoretically, a high-strikeout right-hander can feast on the fact that a lot of the Demon Hunters' players will swing and miss a fair amount. On the other hand, just like in real life, striking a guy out doesn't do you much good if he hits a dinger the next at-bat. Deadballers try and take advantage of the fact that they can keep the ball in the park. But, as seen in this game, it's not a perfect solution. Game 2: South Bolton Eazy W's @ Towa City Demon Hunters (TOW Leads 1-0) : But hell, sometimes it works. : Not great hitting from the W's, though. : That's true, the Demon Hunters had more baserunners. But, you know what, you take the wins where you can find them. The fact that Pete Alexander only gave up one run meant that even a very bad offensive performance from the W's was survivable. And now, we just have to hold serve in Bolton. WANDERLEI, THE SINISTER KNIGHT, RISE! Game 3: Towa City Demon Hunters @ South Bolton Eazy W's (Series Tied 1-1) : We're on track. : 168 pitches for Wanderlei? : The W's have no tomorrows, and we have plenty of duct tape to fix his arm. : But the reactor on his arm is leaking! : Don't worry, it's a Tokamak reactor, it just stops working if it's disrupted, it doesn't melt down. Game 4: Towa City Demon Hunters @ South Bolton Eazy W's (SLA Leads 2-1) : Oh, gently caress. : OH NO! : And now the Demon Hunters have home-field advantage again. I don't know why I left Steve Carlton in the rotation. A left-hander facing that lineup? It was foolish of me, and it showed a true lack of imagination, and it might just cost the W's this series. : Well, Smasher, you can't blame yourself. : I decided who would pitch for the W's, and am more aware of how pitching in the Super-League works than literally anyone else on the planet. So, yes, I really can. If this whole thing gets botched because I made a mistake, I really don't want to deal with it. I can't deal with it. Game 5: Towa City Demon Hunters @ South Bolton Eazy W's (Series Tied 2-2) : A win, but not one that does me much good. I still need one more win in Towa City. : By the way, what is Towa City a reference to? : As a matter of principle, I refuse to look it up. Game 6: South Bolton Eazy W's @ Towa City Demon Hunters (SLA Leads 3-2) : From a purely practical perspective, have my deadballers go 1-2 in Towa City is still acceptable. Sort of. Kind of. Kids, don't count on winning a lot of games in Towa City. : But we still have to win one more! : [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTka-Bi7l3A]To me, Wanderlei, one last time[url]! DEATH OR GLORY! ...no, wait...DEATH AND GLORY! Game 7: South Bolton Eazy W's @ Towa City Demon Hunters (Series Tied 3-3) : It's over! The W's win! In their final game of existence, the W's win! : TheMcD should have known that Jeff Kent and Jonathan Papelbon would never lead him to happiness. But what happens now? : Who can say what the future holds? Maybe the Demon Hunters will thrive in a league where the W's no longer stand in their way. Perhaps the Rakers will finally take their place among the elite. It's even possible that the Generics actually finish well above .500. : Really? : Yes, Yoshida. The future is unwritten. Granted, I'm not thrilled that I'll have to write about it when it becomes the present, but until then, the possibilities are endless. And that's all I really want to say right now. It has been, as always, a very long season. So, one last time, glory to the W's, and may they rest in peace.
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congrats to whoever was slated to be in the final gauntlet round as you all get a bye now. All that's left is the subpar-bowl tomorrow HOSTED BY CHILLY MCFREEZE ON TWITCH DOT TV TOMORROW AFTERNOON DONT MISS IT and the rest of the EC and super-league 30 is in the books
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Now that the season is over, I have an announcement to make. It has come to my attention that my team’s name might be considered problematic. As such, they will now be referred to as the Winnipeg Baseball Team, Est. 2014. Edward Mass fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Apr 24, 2021 |
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The Winnipeg Airport Not-Havers
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Izzysaurus posted:I'm not sure why the "Use same lineup vs. lefty and righty pitchers" box is still checked off when I have two different lineups depending. Could just be be unsure of how the program works That's just a quirk of the script. Your leftie and rightie lineups are in there correctly. Congrats W's. Forever W's. I am now going to miss the Sub-Par Bowl due to getting my vaccine--will it be saved as a VOD?
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For formality's sake, the W's winning the finals means Monicro now officially wins pick-'em.
Ginge fucked around with this message at 07:33 on Apr 24, 2021 |
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THE RIGHT TEAM WON. I am excited for the SUB PAR BOWL
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# ? Apr 24, 2021 15:19 |
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I'm gonna start streaming in 15 minutes! Wow!!!
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We are LIVE. e: Everyone needs to watch this if just for the amazing intros McFreeze put together. habeasdorkus fucked around with this message at 21:38 on Apr 24, 2021 |
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Ted Williams DID disappoint.
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# ? Apr 24, 2021 23:02 |
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Ted Williams loving sucks at baseball
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# ? Apr 24, 2021 23:02 |
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Remember when it was exciting and the Landers were maybe gonna tie the series up in the 9th inning, and then the game crashed, and the Landers never did anything else good
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Expansion Cup September The final regular season update for the EC is here. Buntingville Bastards You have a decent team that got better as time went on. Hope for better luck in the Sub-Par with your actual name. Center Line Sneki Sneks Congrats! Your hitting definitely carried you, so, if you win the finals, get a good pitcher. Centralia Corgies Ichiro with the lowest OBA in the lineup sunk this team? No, that can't be right. I refuse to believe it. Florida Dickshots Nice. Izzy's Onigiri Hedgehogs Agonizingly close. Even a perfect final week couldn't get you 2nd. San Lorenzo Bokononists Tank better next time! Seventh Sea Chancers George Kell is probably the only person to keep from this mess. I'd track down TheMcD's attempt at making a good roster out of your feeders, and start there. Stick Club Appellation Hither As this team learned what stick club game they were signed up for, they got better and better at baseball. Hope they understand what it is for when the Sub-Par season starts. Suez Tugboats A really good team whose biggest hole is at owner. I don't think I've seen Chamale post in an SL context after making the roster in the signup thread, nor did they join the Discord. The Clown Team Hope you feel well enough to join us again, one day, CF. Congrats to cbx and Chamale. I'd like to run the finals on Monday, so if you can get your rosters in by the end of this weekend, I'd be able to do so. It'll be a 7 game series with everyone available since I didn't set up the playoffs correctly before starting the EC. The stakes: winner gets automatic promotion to the Super League, and a prize player.
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Sneki Sneks Playoff Lineups: vs RHP Billy Rogell - 3B Mickey Cochrane - C Babe Ruth - LF Hank Greenberg - 1B Larry Walker - RF Charlie Gehringer - 2B Goose Goslin - DH Moises Alou - CF Roger Peckinpaugh - SS vs LHP Moises Alou - CF Charlie Gehringer - 2B Babe Ruth - LF Larry Walker - RF Mickey Cochrane - C Goose Goslin - DH Hank Greenberg - 1B Billy Rogell - 3B Roger Peckinpaugh - SS Playoffs Pitching Rotation: Carl Mays Pedro Martinez Elden Auker Tommy Bridges Bullpen CL: John Wetteland SU: Mel Rojas SR: Gil Heredia SR: Jeff Shaw MR: Ken Hill LR: Jack Quinn LR: Schoolboy Rowe Sneki is love. Sneki is life. All Hail Sneki Snek!
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Archival Recording https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO2CW5aSU-A
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Expansion Cup Finals With both the lame Super League finals and Sub Par Bowl out of the way, we can get down to the series everyone came here for. It's the Expansion Cup Finals! In one corner, we have a longtime suffering Super League owner that's also a longtime suffering Detroit Tigers fan. Instead of embracing his city's love of the big cat, this time cbx went for the small, cute Sneki Snek, and has seen his team demolished the hell out of the baseball on his way to a second-place finish in the EC. Despite finishing second, because I didn't set up the original save file correctly and had to redo a four team league, the Center Line Sneki Sneks will have home field advantage for this series. Sorry! In the other corner, we have a new owner that has cruised through the entirety of the EC as the clear best team in the league, even though the name of the Suez Tugboats would suggest the exact opposite. It's really rare to see an EC team with so few holes. Yes, the bullpen is sketchy, but every one of the players on the starting lineup and rotation have all seen moderate-to-heavy Super League success. The Tugboats won the EC division by eight games, but their pythag record says they could've easily won by 10+. They are the favorites in this series. The Sneks strike ace Walter Johnson early for three runs, and the Sneks just barely hang on. The Tugboats did hit three homeruns, and only gave up two extra basehits, both doubles, so they have some positives to hang their hats on in this close loss. The Tugboats are clinging on to a 6-4 lead going into the bottom of the ninth, and they immediately walk Charlie Gehringer to bring up Babe Ruth with the game-tying run on his stick. That's less than ideal. Also less than ideal is sending out Kevin Brown to face Ruth. Yet the crazy plan works, and Ruth goes down swinging. But the game's not over, and Brown walks Larry Walker to bring the winning run to the plate and only one out. And Mickey Cochrane is an absolute threat. Brown gets away with his blunder by getting Cochrane to hit into a double play, and the Tugboats even the series as it goes to Suez. Game 3 shows why people in the SL still believe in Pedro. He pitches an absolute gem of a game, throwing 13 Ks and giving up three hits and no runs to the dynamic Snek offense. Yet the Mogul Manager pulls him for Brown in the 9th because he's thrown 120 pitches in 8 innings. Brown immediately gives up a double to Cochrane and again gives Babe Ruth the opportunity to tie the game. And again he gets Ruth out--this time on a lineout on a 2-0 count. Hank Greenberg hits a single to make it runners at the corners with one out, but Brown gets a huge strikeout of Larry Walker to put the Sneks to their final out. Charlie Gehringer hits a single to right to make it 2-1 and give the Sneks life. Gehringer then takes away said life by getting caught stealing second to end the game, and Kevin Brown is bailed out yet again as the Tugboats win the game 2-1, and lead the series 2-1. Curt Schilling gets a loving easy 9-2 win for the Tugboats? Goddammit, Smasher's gonna have my head for this one. The Tugboats hit 6 home runs off of cbx's Pedro who just did not get the same flyout luck that the Tugboats' Pedro had in game 3. This makes it a 3-1 series lead for the Tugboats, and they still have game 5 at home where they should look to finish off the Sneks. Game 5 pits Walter Johnson vs. Elden Auker. I'm sure Auker was a nice man who could really toss the ol' baseball in his day, but that is an absolute mismatch, and does not bode well for the Sneks. The Sneks have a great chance to jump all over Johnson in the 1st when they load the bases with nobody out, but fail to score more than one run, and Johnson does his job the rest of the way as the Tugboat offense slowly pulls away. Larry Walker's three-run homerun in the bottom of the 8th made it 8-2, and Rod Beck finished off the Sneks easily to win the series, and Expansion Cup Finals. Congrats to Chamale for winning the EC! You'll be promoted to the Super League right away, and will receive a special prize player! But you only get those things if you post in this thread!!!!!! Pungry fucked around with this message at 04:55 on Apr 27, 2021 |
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Of course.
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Now that that's over it's time to ring in the offseason the only way I know how: a trade San Lorenzo Bokononists Receive: 2016 Ben Zobrist Mexico City Machine Guns Receive: The undying power of friendship
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Monicro posted:Now that that's over it's time to ring in the offseason the only way I know how: a trade accepted
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Feel like I need to try and obtain Eri Yoshida.
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TRADE MADNESS Mexico City Machine Elves send: 1917 Babe Ruth 1911 Ed Walsh Seventh Sea Chancers send: First overall pick of the Dispersal Draft
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rabidsquid posted:
Affirm.
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That is certainly TRADE MADNESS.
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i go hard in the paint
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Well then
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On my lunch break I ran down when each Eazy W debuted, because I am a nerd. SL1 1926 Babe Ruth (the only W to start every season for the team) 1961 Duke Snider SL2 No One SL3 1985 Howard Johnson SL4 2003 Mark Bellhorn 2004 Scott Rolen 1986 Kirk Gibson 1925 Burleigh Grimes 1951 Vic Raschi (might have left the team at some point?) 1929 Al Simmons SL5 1986 Lou Whitaker SL6 1999 John Olerud 1913 Pete Alexander 2001 Kazuhiro Sasaki 1902 Cy Young Eri Yoshida SL7 2009 Asdrubal Cabrera 1902 Ed Delahanty 1990 Rob Dibble 1982 Ted Simmons 1992 Jack McDowell SL8 2007 Adam Dunn SL9 1980 Keith Hernandez SL10 1991 Cal Ripken 1972 Sparky Lyle SL11 1993 Tom Glavine 1976 Tommy John SL12 2008 Carlos Beltran 1988 John Franco SL13 2010 Victor Martinez Wanderlei Bolton 1981 Steve Carlton 2007 Jason Isringhausen SL14 2008 Ichiro Suzuki 2006 Ivan Rodriguez SL15 1903 Nap Lajoie 2001 Edgar Martinez SL16 1978 Steve Carlton SL17 2000 Randy Johnson 2004 Keith Foulke SL18 1948 Enos Slaughter 1995 Paul Assenmacher SL19 2015 Aaron Loup SL20 No one SL21 1995 Jim Thome 1935 Joe Cronin 1960 Richie Ashburn SL22 1997 Jim Thome 1995 Robb Nen SL23 1943 Bill Dickey SL24 1993 Frank Thomas SL25 1951 Pee Wee Reese 1956 Sandy Koufax 1901 Kid Nichols 2003 Mike Timlin SL26 1963 Stan Musial 1895 Willie Keeler 2001 Scott Rolen SL27 1964 Willie Mays 1984 Ryne Sandberg 2002 Greg Maddux SL28 2015 Zack Britton SL29 1969 Johnny Bench 2017 Jose Altuve SL30 1895 John McGraw Never appeared in a game: 2013 Justin De Fratus 2013 Mike Trout 2019 Mike Trout 1996 Mike Piazza 1891 Jack Clements The two W's that I noticed who played a decent number of seasons for the club but are no longer on the team are 2009 Hanley Ramirez and 1988 Dave Smith. habeasdorkus fucked around with this message at 18:39 on Apr 28, 2021 |
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Trade Madness continues! Seventh Sea Chancers Offer: 1917 Babe Ruth Burns Zephyrs Offer: 1996 Greg Maddux 1910 Honus Wagner 1927 Tris Speaker 1944 Lou Boudreau 2013 Aroldis Chapman 1971 Sparky Lyle 1977 Johnny Bench 1881 Cap Anson
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Ablative posted:Trade Madness continues! Well my CSV is a lot smaller now. Confirmed.
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