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Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Skwirl posted:

Pretty sure that's not the first mammoth rear end to have been born in Australia.

:rip: lucky grills

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


https://twitter.com/vagina_museum/status/1385549184938483714?s=20

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/dosomemolly/status/1385273064875651074?s=21

Even retweeted by the (trans) developer :allears:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/robrousseau/status/1385468586328788993

Someone points out down the thread that the baby actually stops the bombs in that movie.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/deathbybadger/status/1385299199139397635?s=21

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/ellle_em/status/1385343452297191424?s=20

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

But why?

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬




Cultural expectation imposed on it by a society obsessed with stereotypes.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/mckelvie/status/1385642954652590081?s=21

Spag Bol smack barm pey wet

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Adding umami to own the libs.

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
i'm not woke either... my friend is like 1/4 woke and always gets on my nerves about authentic woke cooking and his woke nonna and how she used to make woke dishes, like motherfucker you don't even speak wokelian

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

is worchester sauce different from worchestershire sauce

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

zoux posted:

is worchester sauce different from worchestershire sauce

we just call it l&p because who is out here buying non lea & perrins worcestershire sauce anyway. issues arise with the kiwi beverage L&P but context tends to sort them out

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



zoux posted:

is worchester sauce different from worchestershire sauce

holy poo poo I hope the twitterati don't see this

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Cancelled for calling brown sauce Heinz 57

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


sequel to yurkey and the grink just dropped

https://twitter.com/zipoffs/status/1385341158864277505

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Do read the thread.

https://twitter.com/garius/status/1385537839711019012

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Ror posted:

sequel to yurkey and the grink just dropped

https://twitter.com/zipoffs/status/1385341158864277505

Grink guy was vindicated!

https://twitter.com/murrman5/status/1359991524763832324?s=21

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Ror posted:

sequel to yurkey and the grink just dropped

https://twitter.com/zipoffs/status/1385341158864277505

Does anyone have the one where it's a Ye Olde English group chat along the same lines?

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

Memento posted:

Does anyone have the one where it's a Ye Olde English group chat along the same lines?

https://twitter.com/davideastuk/status/1140200486462722048

e: I have never been in a group chat where this sort of pile-on happens, I swear it's a made up phenomenon that everyone pretends to relate to or maybe I just don't have any friends

wizzardstaff has a new favorite as of 22:47 on Apr 23, 2021

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




wizzardstaff posted:

https://twitter.com/davideastuk/status/1140200486462722048

e: I have never been in a group chat where this sort of pile-on happens, I swear it's a made up phenomenon that everyone pretends to relate to or maybe I just don't have any friends

You need to get in some. Facebook messenger is good for it because you can change people nicknames in the chat to match.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Aramoro posted:

You need to get in some. Facebook messenger is good for it because you can change people nicknames in the chat to match.

Counterpoint: Signal does that as well and doesn't involve Facebook in any way.

Chainclaw
Feb 14, 2009

OK these tweets from the last couple pages have to be related.

Is a Toot Canal stuffing a mammoth rear end full of eels?

https://twitter.com/abcnews/status/1385338875082465283

https://twitter.com/IwriteOK/status/1385447057033363456

https://twitter.com/zipoffs/status/1385341158864277505

hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱

https://twitter.com/AlexisDraws/status/1384944812751826947?s=20

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Memento posted:

Counterpoint: Signal does that as well and doesn't involve Facebook in any way.

And all you need to do is convince everyone you know to create yet another account and download an extra app just to do something they're already doing without it. How hard could that be?

RoastBeef
Jul 11, 2008


https://twitter.com/pje_txt/status/1385269776939986947?s=20

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Tiggum posted:

And all you need to do is convince everyone you know to create yet another account and download an extra app just to do something they're already doing without it. How hard could that be?

No, you're right, people should absolutely stick with the company that just had a data leak of personal information belonging to half a billion people. Facebook is cool and good and you're a smart person for pointing that out, and spending 30 seconds to shift away from it is far too onerous a burden to expect people to take up.

Memento has a new favorite as of 00:38 on Apr 24, 2021

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/PtakJokes/status/1385600747044315139?s=20

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
https://twitter.com/ScottSeiss/status/1385670348901961731

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

I love that guy.

Edit: Content

https://twitter.com/thatsmymaam/status/1385146777343512579?s=20

Air Skwirl has a new favorite as of 02:27 on Apr 24, 2021

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Memento posted:

No, you're right, people should absolutely stick with the company that just had a data leak of personal information belonging to half a billion people. Facebook is cool and good and you're a smart person for pointing that out, and spending 30 seconds to shift away from it is far too onerous a burden to expect people to take up.

Should has nothing to do with it and Facebook is terrible. But there's zero chance of convincing everyone (or even a large percentage) of people I want to be able to talk to to switch to something else.

Do I want to keep using Facebook? No. But I also don't want to just stop talking to a whole lot of my friends and family.

So saying that people should switch to something else is true, but irrelevant.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/ben_golub/status/1385788549891608580

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨


What was it?

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Yikes, deleted within 10 minutes.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Subjunctive posted:

What was it?

An observation about how we all thought 2016 was cruel because celebrities died. Not sure why that needed to be deleted.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Have this duck instead:
https://twitter.com/nobeemiku01/status/1385730541572423682

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

It is an excellent duck. Your offering is accepted.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Content warning: Leopard kills an alligator
(or crocodile didn't get a good enough look at it's nose).
https://twitter.com/Jamie24272184/status/1385421200277520390?s=20

Air Skwirl has a new favorite as of 06:50 on Apr 24, 2021

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Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

That's a badass kitty, but you should probably give some sort of content warning for animal on animal violence.

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