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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Nathen touched his own poop all along.

Finally, the lasagna’s secret fart2plate ingredient.

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Fastball LIVE in concert
Jul 10, 2010

Frank Frank posted:

https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1382373545657909249?s=20

Well then.

Edit: Is it considered touching the poop if the poop invites you to touch it?

wait, why is the area code for it Saskatchewan?

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.
Cuz Garf is living in semi-seclusion in Moose Jaw now, obviously.

Amorphous Abode
Apr 2, 2010


We may have finally found unobtainium but I will never find eywa.

Maybe we're the ones in fork jail, and Garfield is the one looking in.

deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


I don't remember seeing this posted in the thread but it is absolutely top notch Nathen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4E1UUb16Xc

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Amorphous Abode posted:

Maybe we're the ones in fork jail, and Garfield is the one looking in.

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Thank You Penguin Fresh!

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Penguin Fresh sees u haters

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Penguin Flesh (never dies)

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Big Penguin lasagna, Pole2u.

AdmiralViscen
Nov 2, 2011

Whatever happened to the second half of that goofy spoof interview he did?

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Let's remember that even Christ experienced a moment of doubt.

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1386283310545051648?s=19

reignofevil fucked around with this message at 22:40 on Apr 25, 2021

necroid
May 14, 2009

lmao

Lieutenant Dan
Oct 27, 2009

Weedlord Bonerhitler

reignofevil posted:

Let's remember that even Christ experienced a moment of doubt.

https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1386283310545051648?s=19

I'm having trouble reading this as either "but I can't! not farm2plate!" or "but I can't....NOT! Farm2plate."

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Sorry, Spongebob is out of your price range, Nathen. You’ll have to settle for CatdogEATS.

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
Ed, Edd n EddEATS

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Both in my mouth at the same time, but I can't

Is an interesting quotation when taken out of context

https://images.app.goo.gl/Rf44rktvxTWubHHL8

Drunk Nerds fucked around with this message at 00:58 on Apr 26, 2021

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
QINE

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Qine

Edit: dammit

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Mega64 posted:

Sorry, Spongebob is out of your price range, Nathen. You’ll have to settle for CatdogEATS.

You’ll rue the day you didn’t hop onboard the Rocket PowerEATS bandwagon!

Oriental Hugs
Jun 15, 2001

Nothin' about hugs, though
Does Canada even have farms? What can they grow up there? Doesn't every veg come from a farm? Ugh its frozen so its not even fresh.

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?

Oriental Hugs posted:

Does Canada even have farms? What can they grow up there? Doesn't every veg come from a farm? Ugh its frozen so its not even fresh.

Questioning the tundra model for 2farm2fresh2plate lasagna? You’re asking for a fork jailing

Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer

Oriental Hugs posted:

Does Canada even have farms? What can they grow up there? Doesn't every veg come from a farm? Ugh its frozen so its not even fresh.

Nermal account spotted.

Lieutenant Dan
Oct 27, 2009

Weedlord Bonerhitler
2 Farm 2 Furious

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"

Oriental Hugs posted:

Does Canada even have farms?

Where do you think we get our poutine from? Hell, why don’t the Americans stereotype us for that rich dish? And why isn’t it more popular down there, anyway? It boggles the mind.

Lieutenant Dan
Oct 27, 2009

Weedlord Bonerhitler

Agent Escalus posted:

Where do you think we get our poutine from? Hell, why don’t the Americans stereotype us for that rich dish? And why isn’t it more popular down there, anyway? It boggles the mind.

We got poutine here as a US state bordering Canada and I seem to be the only guy who ever orders it at the diner/wherever. Holy poo poo poutine is good

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
The US version of poutine is called disco fries and the only difference is shredded cheese instead of curds (though a lot of canadian places also do this and still just call it poutine)

mossyfisk
Nov 8, 2010

FF0000
That's just cheesy chips m8

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
I think I found the perfect gift for Mother's Day

Scooby-Doo EATS Charcuterie Board


Scooby-Doo EATS posted:


Scooby-Doo EATS Charcuterie Board

The wood is salvaged and hand selected for quality and uniqueness. Urban trees are under stress due to the harsh environments; many of our slabs have beautiful figures or characters, such as curls, spalting, Birdseye, and quilting. The live edge material is salvaged from locally-felled permit remover urban trees to avoid and hinder deforestation.

The one-of-a-kind Scooby-Doo EATS beautiful BBQ conversation piece is made from Canada sourced black walnut. This unique charcuterie board is handcrafted and sanded down to 220 grit leaving it smooth to the touch. Finally, it’s finished with a liquid-resistant, scratch-resistant, food-safe finish that makes the wood grain pop!  #Farm2board indeed! Rooby-Rooby-Roo.

$249.99


Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"
A Mind Forever Boggling

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.


I clicked through to the offering document and it lists garfieldeats.com as a related website, so I guess Nathen has, or had, some US expansion plans.

Or like a tax scheme to reroute profits through Delaware, had there ever been any of those.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

my dog died im sad posted:

I think I found the perfect gift for Mother's Day

Scooby-Doo EATS Charcuterie Board

a lower markup on those than I would've guessed:

https://www.urbantreesalvage.ca/furniture/accessories/charcuterie-boards

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
#farm2board indeed!

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Penguin 🐧 keepin' it FRESH.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Urban trees are under harsh stress from people turning them into a tray for the failson version of Lunchables.

Drunk Nerds fucked around with this message at 03:20 on Apr 27, 2021

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
$200 for a loving cutting board emblazoned with Scoob? Lmao.

Oriental Hugs
Jun 15, 2001

Nothin' about hugs, though
Is he really selling things with his name? Who has even heard of him. Is he even famous?

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

my dog died im sad posted:

I think I found the perfect gift for Mother's Day

Scooby-Doo EATS Charcuterie Board

I thought this was parody at first. Lol. Scooby Doo awkwardly plastered on an artisan cheese board. Just front and center.

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

So I'm a bit confused. Is Nathen officially Done with Garfield and friends? Like did he lose the franchise?

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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
There had definitely been some... implications. But filtered through Nathen's mind that means cryptic Instagram posts about forks.

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