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I can definitely image a tuna melt pizza that works, but it really wouldn't look like that.
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what toppings would be good on a pizza that had tuna salad as the tomato sauce
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Mozi posted:what toppings would be good on a pizza that had tuna salad as the tomato sauce Boiled egg slices.
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Mozi posted:what toppings would be good on a pizza that had tuna salad as the tomato sauce potato chips
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Mozi posted:what toppings would be good on a pizza that had tuna salad as the tomato sauce concrete
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Ok, this pizza doesn't even look bad, but I just wanna post because of that expression:
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I'll never understand the permanently brown tinted mindset of your average Transitions® lenses wearer. Everything else in that picture I bear no objection or malice towards.
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Apr 26, 2021 23:45
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Bell pepper on pizza is just like why?
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Apr 27, 2021 00:14
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I think we have a winner
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Outrail posted:I think we have a winner Winner winner, gonna skip dinner.
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Cartoon Man posted:
Its like one of those disgusting Moncler jackets.
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maybe? https://twitter.com/murderxbryan/status/1386811625773076482?s=20
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This looks like when I am drunk and forget there is a pizza in the oven. Edit: also this
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Apr 27, 2021 01:06
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Looks like school pizza. No thanks, I don't need more PTSD.
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Its a Sicilian slice
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Apr 27, 2021 02:55
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Not really a bad pizza but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAa4-cctmDk quote:We had plain pizza, the dough and butter on top or something like that. Not this fancy stuff that they put in now, couldn't afford that. But we were happy with the plain pizza.
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Ziv Zulander posted:Not really a bad pizza but I read the title of that and thought it was a cooking guide for depressed people.
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Isn’t this just like Ohio style or something? I feel like it’s come up before.
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“CHEESE & PEPPERONI TOPPED AFTER BAKING” sounds less like a selling point and more like something the pizza place would to someone who regularly stiffed the delivery drivers on tips.
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Porfiriato posted:“CHEESE & PEPPERONI TOPPED AFTER BAKING” sounds less like a selling point and more like something the pizza place would to someone who regularly stiffed the delivery drivers on tips. Yeah I wtfed at that. "Cheese added to grilled cheese after bread is toasted."
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They don’t do the cheese and pepperoni after schtick, but up in New England we’ve called it beach pizza because it is primarily sold...at the beach...Basically cardboard crust + sugary rear end sauce + minimal cheese, cut into squares. One of those things you remember as a kid (maybe because the 60g of sugar?) and then taste as an adult and realize it is butt.
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I’m sure this is somebody’s worst pizza ever, but Wednesday lunch at school was awesome.
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JonathonSpectre posted:Yeah I wtfed at that. "Cheese added to grilled cheese after bread is toasted." I feel like that's the kind of weird preference the owner thinks he shares with everyone. "People like raw cheese and cold pepperoni on their pizza! We used to call 'em sweaty nipples when I was a kid!"
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Cartoon Man posted:I’m sure this is somebody’s worst pizza ever, but Wednesday lunch at school was awesome. Not sure if this is a before or after pic.
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Those breakfast pizzas at school loving slapped titties, same with the cheese sticks.
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Isn’t this just like Ohio style or something? I feel like it’s come up before. Ohio style is thick dough, a very sweet tomato sauce and meh.
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Isn’t this just like Ohio style or something? I feel like it’s come up before. There's a particular place that is "famous" for the cold cheese shtick, and comes up semi-regularly as a result. You are probably thinking about that. 
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steinrokkan posted:There's a particular place that is "famous" for the cold cheese shtick, and comes up semi-regularly as a result. You are probably thinking about that. Should be a war crime.
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steinrokkan posted:There's a particular place that is "famous" for the cold cheese shtick, and comes up semi-regularly as a result. You are probably thinking about that. Cartoon Man posted:Should be a war crime. Hello? Is this the Hague?
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Isn’t this just like Ohio style or something? I feel like it’s come up before. steinrokkan posted:There's a particular place that is "famous" for the cold cheese shtick, and comes up semi-regularly as a result. You are probably thinking about that. I've seen it called "Stubenville style", which is a town in Ohio. It appears to be a thing in a very, very specific region.
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The depths of man's capacity for depravity continue to sink further and further
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the replies on the tweet refer to it "ohio valley" style. the ohio valley is a haunted place populated by howling ghosts.
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BIG DRYWALL MAN posted:Those breakfast pizzas at school loving slapped titties, same with the cheese sticks. Truth be told, one can do far worse than Sysco pizza (e.g. this entire thread)
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:Truth be told, one can do far worse than Sysco pizza (e.g. this entire thread) yeah i'd rather eat industrial factory pizza than some of the more hideous bespoke creations in here.
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LOOK I'm sorry to bring this one up again but I really can't get over it. How can you fail to understand the core concept of what sushi is so badly? It's like eating raw pizza dough or cleaning your dog in a washing machine.
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Crazyweasel posted:They don’t do the cheese and pepperoni after schtick, but up in New England we’ve called it beach pizza because it is primarily sold...at the beach...Basically cardboard crust + sugary rear end sauce + minimal cheese, cut into squares. One of those things you remember as a kid (maybe because the 60g of sugar?) and then taste as an adult and realize it is butt. Similarly, any of the fried dough stands that do a "pizza" variant. When I was a kid it was like the best of both worlds, but as an adult it's a horror show.
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:Truth be told, one can do far worse than Sysco pizza (e.g. this entire thread) Disagree when they first released, it was nothing but boring-rear end square dough My school cafeteria made much better sized / tasting slices of pizza before the Sysco invasion of the late 80s. I'm sure they've gotten better in the last 30 years, but for me the food sucked through high school! defaultluser fucked around with this message at 07:22 on Apr 28, 2021 |
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steinrokkan posted:There's a particular place that is "famous" for the cold cheese shtick, and comes up semi-regularly as a result. You are probably thinking about that. This is some seriously stupid bullshit. No one could possibly loving want to eat this compared to an actual, you know, cooked pizza. It reminds me of that vid with the child insisting an onion is an apple, even as they bite into it and it becomes clear it is not, the child doubles down and continues to pretend to enjoy it. I feel like every single person who has ever eaten this uh pizza is like that child. Trapped in a lie that something awful is something good, and unable to back down from it because you started the loving thing in the first place. So you just loudly order up another slice, "Hey, Patty, I'll take mine... heh heh... al dente!" while your guts squirm in horror that you're doing it again. Yes this is our "Ohio-valley-style" hamburger, we warm up the buns and put a fresh cold patty on there right away so the ambient heat can warm it up! You're loving doing it wrong.
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