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May 19, 2024 15:49
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- nut
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I spilled coffee all over my crotch and now I'm irresistible to men.
same but they're all EMTs
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Apr 23, 2021 21:12
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- Finger Prince
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same but they're all EMTs
Emergency Male Toyboys
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Apr 23, 2021 21:18
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Where do babies come from? Well, uh, one night mommy and daddy brewed you just like a cup of coffee.
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Apr 23, 2021 21:27
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- Finger Prince
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Where do babies come from? Well, uh, one night mommy and daddy brewed you just like a cup of coffee.
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the mommy takes her seeds and grinds them up and then the daddy pours his hot water over them.
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Apr 23, 2021 21:30
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- Escape From Noise
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Drinking herbal tea and thinking about baseball.
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Apr 23, 2021 22:37
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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i'm an americologist and I can tell you that americans have precisely 1.6 sex per minute (SPM)
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Apr 24, 2021 03:30
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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oh dang someone already made sex units joke. poo poo, well bye
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Apr 24, 2021 03:32
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- Prof. Crocodile
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Apr 24, 2021 16:06
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- Prof. Crocodile
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I like my coffee like I like my women: Americano
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Apr 24, 2021 16:10
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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coffee has more sex than i do
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Apr 24, 2021 19:11
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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I need a little sex before an all-nighter of drinking coffee
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Apr 24, 2021 20:50
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I'm going to a nearby cafe for breakfast. I'll probably have coffee. I guess there's always an incredibly slight chance I'll have sex as well, but it's mathematically insignificant.
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Apr 25, 2021 01:31
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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I'm going to a nearby cafe for breakfast. I'll probably have coffee. I guess there's always an incredibly slight chance I'll have sex as well, but it's mathematically insignificant.
In the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics, at least one of the infinite versions of you is going to have sex in that cafe. probably more than one
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Apr 25, 2021 02:17
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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i'm an expert in quantum mechanics because i watched that show devs. also i'm not 100% sure what sex is
frump truck fucked around with this message at 02:24 on Apr 25, 2021
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Apr 25, 2021 02:18
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Coffee poured slowly and steadily on an even surface using a level.
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Apr 25, 2021 05:15
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- Escape From Noise
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I got coffee this morning but, yet again, was not offered sex with it. Am I doing something wrong?
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Apr 26, 2021 06:08
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- Escape From Noise
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usually it is quite hard.
You're tellin' me!
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Apr 26, 2021 10:36
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- Chris James 2
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i have tea instead of coffee. v soothing
sig by Heather Papps
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Apr 26, 2021 12:27
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- Finger Prince
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This could explain why everyone thinks the cute barista is flirting with them.
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Apr 26, 2021 22:26
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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On wedding night: I've been waiting my whole life to try coffee. Oops, I drank it all already. It'll take a few minutes to brew more, sorry.
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Apr 26, 2021 23:28
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- cruft
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I got coffee this morning but, yet again, was not offered sex with it. Am I doing something wrong?
You're in Japan, fool!
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Apr 27, 2021 00:03
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