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Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

nowadays if i heard the term "grammar nazi" i would assume grammar is a town in england

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Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Stexils posted:

nowadays if i heard the term "grammar nazi" i would assume grammar is a town in england

I'd probably figure that Republican actor who played Frasier had finally gone mask-off.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
A person named Zee who is a free-form poet. "Grammar? Not Zee!"

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

A person named Zee who is a free-form poet. "Grammar? Not Zee!"

Is Zee a co-worker unnamed in your Post My Favorites thread

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


Fleta Mcgurn posted:

A person named Zee who is a free-form poet. "Grammar? Not Zee!"

Gotta say, he does look like he's got some SS memorabilia in his closet

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Rust Martialis posted:

Is Zee a co-worker unnamed in your Post My Favorites thread

No, but that would be loving great synergy.

barbecue at the folks posted:

Gotta say, he does look like he's got some SS memorabilia in his closet



WHY DOES THIS LOOK FAMILIAR. Why is my brain telling me "language classroom"?

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender
Context: an old newspaper clipping where a suspect "[...] hit the constable again, and knocked his helmet an illegal distance."

gbut posted:

What is the legal distance for knocking off a police helmet?

ikanreed posted:

A scotland yard

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Including my post here but I do like a good dogpile.

Dixville posted:

Everyone uses different computers throughout the day so no one computer is tied to anyone. I just think it's funny that they think people are gonna secretly search for porn or something under their user info.

MrQueasy posted:

Oh you sweet summer child

Outrail posted:

Are we not supposed to do that?

Barudak posted:

Hey, uh, buddy, we need to have a chat.


Crackbone posted:

So this was a LONG time ago, but one of my first jobs was at a manufacturing plant. I was only a month into the job, when corporate IT has me grabbing various PCs and hooking them up in a secured area.

Long story short, literally everybody in the facility (except for HR and me) was emailing and storing huge amounts of porn on their work computers. They figured it out because somebody emailed a huge zip of porn to so many users at once it crashed the server.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"
From the same thread;

Rockman Reserve posted:

when my company expanded into the US one of the employees they brought over got caught looking at porn so weird that they stopped monitoring our work laptops entirely, although that was two acquisitions ago and very much not still the case today

dude didn't even get fired or anything but if you ever brought up what they found on the computer to someone who knew they'd get this thousand yard stare and kind of trail off, honestly what a loving flex

PERMACAV 50
Jul 24, 2007

because we are cat

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

No, but that would be loving great synergy.


WHY DOES THIS LOOK FAMILIAR. Why is my brain telling me "language classroom"?

I don’t know about “language classroom” but he was the mascot for Creative Writer and Fine Artist, two programs I spent way too much time with in the mid-late 90s.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

From the same thread;

Could God make porn so weird, even He could not get off?

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

tribbledirigible posted:

Could God make porn so weird, even He could not get off?

academic porn review

The Maestro
Feb 21, 2006

PERMACAV 50 posted:

I don’t know about “language classroom” but he was the mascot for Creative Writer and Fine Artist, two programs I spent way too much time with in the mid-late 90s.

Thank you.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
My SIL was just telling me about a dude at her office that got fired for falling asleep at his desk while watching porn. In a cube, with the monitor facing out into the common area.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Baron von Eevl posted:

My SIL was just telling me about a dude at her office that got fired for falling asleep at his desk while watching porn. In a cube, with the monitor facing out into the common area.

absolute king

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Baron von Eevl posted:

My SIL was just telling me about a dude at her office that got fired for falling asleep at his desk while watching porn. In a cube, with the monitor facing out into the common area.

Yeah, some guys doze off after they come.

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

Jedit posted:

Yeah, some guys doze off after they come.
Can be a real dangerous cycle when you wake up with a boner too

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Martman posted:

Can be a real dangerous cycle when you wake up with a boner too

You know what they say; Early to bed, Early to rise! :wiggle:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Heath posted:

Hell yeah I'm ASSUMING GENDER

Always Successful, Staying Unbelievably Motivated, Into Nurturing Growth, Gaining Education, Never Don't Eating Radish

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Neddy Seagoon posted:

You know what they say; Early to bed, Early to rise! :wiggle:

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

top-tier username, btw

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

torn grimoire posted:

ok honestly i just made a new account after losing my login info for my old one years ago and i was kinda wondering what the gently caress happened to lowtax so ty

Imagine arriving this late to the party

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

some plague rats posted:

Imagine arriving this late to the party

boy that was a great vacation! i can't wait to return to my beautiful house in 1945 hiroshima

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Jedit posted:

Yeah, some guys doze off after they come.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
https://i.imgur.com/Phg7qnX.gifv

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Fatty Crabcakes posted:

If 9' Vampire Mommy is aimed at men they might have miscalculated a little

Dreqqus posted:

It's like saying a nuke missed a little. Nah fam they got everyone

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.


I've seen the lower-res version of this a million times and never noticed the blank, dead-eyed stare of the woman behind him.

S.D.
Apr 28, 2008

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:

What plans do the forums have for moving towards a 4-day posting week?

Also can they be more dead and/or gay?

SniperWoreConverse posted:

The deadness and gayness of the forums are strictly interrelated and so if you lower deadness by adding new users or even additional posts it is inevitable that the forums must become more gay to compensate.

I for one welcome our new homoerotic overlords

divabot posted:

it's a new era. SomethingAwful: The Live Gay Forums

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Live Gay or Die Hard

Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

Live Gay or Die Hard

Okay good, I'm in the first half of this statement. That's a relief.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
2012 poster: these forums are gay [bad], dead [bad]

2021 poster: these forums are gay [good], dead [good]

space uncle
Sep 17, 2006

"I don’t care if Biden beats Trump. I’m not offloading responsibility. If enough people feel similar to me, such as the large population of Muslim people in Dearborn, Michigan. Then he won’t"


Empty Sandwich posted:

2012 poster: these forums are gay [bad], dead [bad]

2021 poster: these forums are gay [good], dead [good]

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

Empty Sandwich posted:

2012 poster: these forums are gay [bad], dead [bad]

2021 poster: these forums are gay [good], dead [good]

holy poo poo

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Akratic Method posted:

I've seen the lower-res version of this a million times and never noticed the blank, dead-eyed stare of the woman behind him.

Nothing behind Seinfeld moves at all whenever it cuts to him in that episode, so I guess they used a still to fake it and just did that poor woman dirty.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Empty Sandwich posted:

2012 poster: these forums are gay [bad], dead [bad]

2021 poster: these forums are gay [good], dead [good]

that's an lol from me

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Violets are blue
Roses are red
These forums are gay
And also dead

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Empty Sandwich posted:

2012 poster: these forums are gay [bad], dead [bad]

2021 poster: these forums are gay [good], dead [good]

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

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90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
a lmao is pronounced the same as lmao

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