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Dwight harvests beets from his farm when he finds a beet that is small, but difficult to uproot. After tugging it for a few minutes, the beet sprays hot jizzum all over his face! Jim emerges from the loose soil. His dirty face mugs at the camera. Gatto Grigio fucked around with this message at 12:33 on Apr 26, 2021 |
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Jim lures Dwight and the rest of the office to a Midsommar festival under the false pretenses of corporate bonding but to actually embarrass Dwight in another convoluted self serving prank. However, In a bizarre turn of events involving pagan rituals and psychedelic substances Dwight is crowned the May Queen and has never been happier while Jim is drugged and then is sacrificially burned alive in the carcass of a bear, despite his fate he still mugs for the camera.
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Apr 26, 2021 18:59
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Jim pranks Dwight by allowing him to repeatedly grab his penis.
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Apr 27, 2021 00:43
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- Jim starts off pranking Dwight and convincing him that he hates him and they are enemies but after 10 years tricks Dwight in to believing that the entire time they've been best friends
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Apr 27, 2021 01:37
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Jim flattens Dwight with a steamroller.
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Apr 27, 2021 02:49
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Jim releases three pigs, numbered 1, 2, and 3 into the office. "Shoot, I did the prank wrong," Jim admits to confessions cam. It turns out Jim needn't have worried. Even without the added complication of a hypothetical fourth pig, three adult pigs prove to be more than a match for Jim's coworkers, who are all severely mauled by the rampaging swine. Jim mugs the camera from the safety of the locked break room.
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Apr 27, 2021 03:20
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Jim removes the "D" in "Dwight" from everything in the office, including Dwight's employee records, username, and email, and tries to gaslight Dwight into thinking he was always named "Wight". While this ruse doesn't fool Dwight for even a second, it does eventually create a payroll issue leading to a paycheck being slightly delayed, which does irritate Dwight a bit.
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Deki posted:Jim removes the "D" in "Dwight" from everything in the office, including Dwight's employee records, username, and email, and tries to gaslight Dwight into thinking he was always named "Wight". “How dare you call me a wight, Jim, when I play the greatest of undead: the lich!” “Ok Dwight, my bad. I’ll change it all back, chill out.” *cut to talking head* Dwight: “Heh! Jim’s so dumb he screwed it up the second time. Everyone knows the word “lich” doesn’t have a “B”. *roll open*
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Apr 27, 2021 07:23
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Jim pokes holes in all of Dwight’s condoms with a needle. Dwight accidentally impregnates Angela, leaving him with the burden of another child.
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Apr 27, 2021 07:28
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Gatto Grigio posted:Jim pokes holes in all of Dwight’s condoms with a needle. Jim pokes holes in all of Dwight’s condoms with a needle. Pam announces she's pregnant, but Jim was on a business trip when the child should've been conceived.
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Apr 27, 2021 07:40
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ilmucche posted:Jim pokes holes in all of Dwight’s condoms with a needle. Dwight's huge hog mugs the camera
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Apr 27, 2021 07:42
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Jim starts speaking to Dwight in all caps, all the time. When Dwight asks why Jim is doing it Jim responds with "LOL U MAD? Y U MAD 4 BRO?". This infuriates Dwight but he cannot admit it. He will never admit it.
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Apr 27, 2021 07:51
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after being warned by the paranoid and overprotective Dwight not to get too friendly with her, Jim celebrates their tag victory over the Twin Towers by putting Miss Elizabeth up on his shoulder and parading around the ring
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Apr 27, 2021 08:11
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Jim insincerely and publicly converts to Shia Islam, and even though this doesn't bother Dwight at all, the rest of the office assumes Dwight must be secretly racist if Jim would go through all that trouble to troll him and Dwight is sent to counseling after several anonymous HR complaints, none of which Jim himself filed
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Apr 27, 2021 09:51
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crouching under a desk, jim vomits a strange, caustic substance all over dwight's shins and feet, causing him severe chemical burns. jim scuttles into a ventilation duct, while mugging
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Jim whips up a fake newspaper article in photoshop detailing the search for a horrific Nazi war criminal named Oberstleutnant Schrute who was suspected to be hiding near Scranton in the 1950s. After printing it out and making it look properly aged, he flags down Dwight after work and confronts him over the article. Dwight, knowing full well that his Opa Schrute died proud and unrepentant of his actions in Der Krieg feigns shock and confusion.
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Jim gets Dwight to invest in his new Battlestar Galactica themed cafe but it turns out to be based on the original series instead of the reboot.
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Apr 27, 2021 14:46
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 Jim "Young.Rembrandt" Halpert steps back from his tablet and mugs the camera.
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Apr 27, 2021 14:51
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- Jim replaces all the salt in the breakroom saltshaker with capsaicin crystals, then leaves the cap partially unscrewed. Meredith has to be taken to the hospital.
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Apr 27, 2021 14:59
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Jim "teaches" Dwight gun kata and convinces Dwight he can curve the bullet around a person to hit something behind them. Meredith has to be taken to the hospital.
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Apr 27, 2021 15:02
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Jim lets Dwight plan and run the office's annual active shooter drill. Meredith has to be taken to the hospital.
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Apr 27, 2021 15:36
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Dwight gets tricked into buying inferior pizza instead of Dominoes and gets crushed by a steamroller driven by Jim dressed as the Noid
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Apr 27, 2021 15:56
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- Jim volunteers to DM a game of D&D for Dwight and some of his friends. All the DM rolls seem to go badly for Dwight, ultimately provoking an emotional outburst where Dwight accuses Jim of cheating and violating the DM's "oath of impartiality." Jim feigns ignorance, prompting Dwight to angrily sweep the DM screen and all of Jim's notes off the table. Dwight's friends look on in horror. Dwight, storms off, humiliated. The camera zooms in on a D20 that Dwight has knocked to the ground. Natural 1. Pan to Jim, who mugs at the camera.
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Jim lies awake until three in the morning trying to come up with a perfect plan to prank Dwight. He ends up buying a bulk package of Fresh Mint Tic Tacs and an identical package of Intense Mint Tic Tacs. He dumps the Fresh Mints and replaces their empty containers with Intense Mints, then carefully reseals the packages. This takes him several days, during which he uses up the remainder of his annual PTO. Jim’s obsessive work and seclusion in the garage on his latest prank, combined by lack of sleep and Pam’s frustration about being the sole caretaker for their children, significantly strains Jim’s marriage. Finally, Jim offers Dwight a “Fresh Mint” tic tag, which Dwight accepts and pops into his mouth. The intense flavor is slightly stronger than Dwight had anticipated and he makes a slight cough. Jim, haggard and with bags under his eyes, mugs the camera.
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Apr 27, 2021 17:56
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Jim replaces the B and N keys on Dwight's keyboard, then reminds him to email the client list a reminder about the promotion that's even bigger than last year. Dwight, sensing something is amiss, emails only Jim and calls him a nutthead.
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Apr 27, 2021 18:32
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Jim tells Dwight he's holding evidence of massive voter fraud in the 2020 U.S. Presidential election. But when Dwight looks at Jim's lap, the only thing there is Jim's exposed penis. Meredith has to be taken to the hospital.
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Apr 27, 2021 19:31
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Jim giftwraps Dwight’s entire desk and everything on it. In a fury, Dwight tears the wrapping paper off only to release a deadly, corrosive gas that melts his lungs in seconds.
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Dwight awakens in a cold sweat from a terrible dream. He wanders into the office to find his desk completely gift-wrapped...
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Apr 28, 2021 00:33
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Jim eats the plums that were in the fridge and which Dwight was saving for lunch "They were delicious so sweet and so cold" Jim says mugging to camera
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i'm permabanned user Dwightpranker58. i first started pranking Dwight when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "pranks" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "jello stapler" and "i love putting staplers in jello" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start mugging cameras that weren't there etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "prank" style pranking Dwight was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" pranking Dwight to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.
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Apr 28, 2021 14:58
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Jim pulls the drain plug while Dwight is taking a bath and Dwight is sucked down the drain.
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Apr 28, 2021 15:04
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Jim proves to the office that Dwight is gay by sucking his dick.
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Apr 28, 2021 15:15
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jim surgically implants a mobile phone in dwight's chest cavity and calls it at odd hours
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Apr 28, 2021 15:23
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Jim replaces Dwight's collection of BudK weaponry with NERF equivalents, but comes to regret it when the phone lines go down and the only two exits are patrolled by fierce cassowaries, left over from an earlier prank.
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Jim replaces Dwight’s strawberry-rhubarb-beet smoothie with ayahuasca. Dwight has just started taking adderall to deal with the hostile work environment created by Jim. Dwight has a hypertensive crisis and dies painfully and publicly as the beta-carbolines interact with the speed. Jim mugs to the camera as his soul recoils in despair, knowing that he is now and forever a murderer.
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Apr 28, 2021 20:08
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Also Jim trains Dwight’s dog Mose to bite Dwight’s penis.
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Apr 28, 2021 20:09
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Jim writes Dwight's name in the Death Note.
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Apr 28, 2021 20:51
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Jim starts developing a video game that Dwight is excited for, and after years of hype and inflating expectations, releases something that is merely, pretty ok.
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Apr 28, 2021 20:54
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Mose is a dog now. This is canon.
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Jim dresses Mose up like a person and treats him like a human, as a prank
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