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VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

extremely accurate

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tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Empty Sandwich posted:

2012 poster: these forums are gay [bad], dead [bad]

2021 poster: these forums are gay [good], dead [good]

How do we make it so this shows up as the google result for searching for this website?

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

The Bloop posted:

Y'all act like you've never seen a wight person before

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




Plank Walker posted:

game of thrones

Friend
Aug 3, 2008

I'm about a year behind on the anonymous confessions thread.

Solice Kirsk posted:

*locks door and moves all the furniture to the edges of the room and throws a knife into the center of the floor

"No one's leaving here until we all agree I can gently caress a 14 year old!"

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Sex is when a woman who is basically the lady from The Corpse Bride if The Corpse Bride was roughly the size of a Beluga Whale, sits on your head, killing you instantly.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

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Friend posted:

I'm about a year behind on the anonymous confessions thread.

To be fair though, that's only like 5 pages.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

is it alive again? I think I unfollowed it because it hadn't had a post in a year or something

shelley
Nov 8, 2010
yeah I think someone new is handling it now, there have been a handful of new confessions posted

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

Bust Rodd posted:

Last night I had my dudes over to watch Mortal Kombat (it was OK, but I just could not shake the feeling that this movie cost like $40 to shoot and the fight scenes are edited insanely bad) and me and my two BFFs are in the kitchen, dishing out pizza and drinks.

My friend from GA starts a story with “one time, my hot cousin-“ and I just started laughing so hard and was like “OOOOOKAAAY OOOOOKAAAAY, Georgia Boy, this is not a “hot cousin” house, we don’t play that game here in the house of ‘Rodd’”. and he starts scrambling like “uh no wait hang on, everyone said how hot she was, it was a small town, everyone thought she was so fine, she-“
and I can’t breathe because he’s so flummoxed and upset and me and the other guy are barely standing, we’re holding up each other and I can barely say “d-dig up, bro, dig UP!” and he finally closes with “all right all right I was just going off the cuff with my dudes in a safe space, I was-“ and we had to be like “dude you get a freebie we won’t bring this up again but holy poo poo lol dude” and watched the movie but I never promised I wouldn’t tell you guys so yeah just lmao.


This had me in actual tears.

Cum Town Thread for life.

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

git over her

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod


OK first, lmao

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Just lol if you don't have any hot cousins.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Kenning posted:

Just lol if you don't have any hot cousins.

What if your entire bloodline is cursed with uggo genes? Asking for a friend.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Kenning posted:

Just lol if you don't have any hot cousins.

...Queen Elizabeth the Second?

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Samovar posted:

...Queen Elizabeth the Second?

Time out! She had a hot sister. I'd go with those trolls from Monaco, Grace Kelly's genes did NOT go far.

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

when i think "hot family" i immediately think of the british monarchy

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Young Margaret Rose was a biological sport; what can I say?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Gettin' real Shelbyville up in here

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Facebook Aunt posted:

What if your entire bloodline is cursed with uggo genes? Asking for a friend.

Nice try, Hapsberg.

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Young Margaret Rose was a biological sport; what can I say?

I think you're confusing her with the actress who portrays her in 'The Crown', who is indeed by all accounts very attractive. The real-life Princess Margaret wasn't as oddly equine- or chestnut-looking as the rest of her family, but to say she was hot is a bit of a stretch.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Pope Hilarius II posted:

I think you're confusing her with the actress who portrays her in 'The Crown', who is indeed by all accounts very attractive. The real-life Princess Margaret wasn't as oddly equine- or chestnut-looking as the rest of her family, but to say she was hot is a bit of a stretch.

No, I'm simply entitled to my own opinion. Young Margaret Rose was fairly dishy IMHO, although Vanessa Kirby is much more attractive.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Lol at goons



Disgusting!



Horrid!



Please! I simply cannot BEAR to gaze upon her GHASTLY visage any longer!

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
That neck was made for what monarchs do best.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Lol at goons



Disgusting!



Horrid!



Please! I simply cannot BEAR to gaze upon her GHASTLY visage any longer!

This is more like a black and white souls tantrum!!

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

That neck was made for what monarchs do best.

It is a very good neck for wearing diamond necklaces.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

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Skulk Hogan posted:

This had me in actual tears.

Cum Town Thread for life.

My friend is something like a 2nd or 3rd cousin of Heather Graham's, so I consistently refer to her as his hot cousin.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

That neck was made for what monarchs do best.

It elevates her head so she can look down on people more easily?

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

freeedr posted:

It elevates her head so she can look down on people more easily?

The crowd needs a good view. Hence the platform.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




That is just a perfect pedestal for a tiara

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Punishment Reason
:d:
Sucks at life.

LeeSama1987 posted:

Rawr, teach me oh' mighty lords of Gmod D:< *bows*

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



EorayMel posted:

Punishment Reason
:d:
Sucks at life.

i love this post:

quote:

For once can we just ignore a terrible thread rather than turn into GBS and rush to post random poo poo?

if only there was a way to not read a thread :negative:

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

The crowd needs a good view. Hence the platform.

With lumber prices as they are, whoever buys the materials for the slicin’ machine will probably be someone that needs to be put under it right after

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

freeedr posted:

With lumber prices as they are, whoever buys the materials for the slicin’ machine will probably be someone that needs to be put under it right after

Lumber is free when you stop pretending money is real.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

I agree with your sentiment, but I don't really see the point of posting glamor shots. Those are obviously shopped.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Lumber is free when you stop pretending money is real.

tree law, tho

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Lumber is free when you stop pretending money is real.

Is there a Bitcoin for lumber yet? Is that what wooden nickels are?

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

Solice Kirsk posted:

Is there a Bitcoin for lumber yet? Is that what wooden nickels are?

forest fires exist, yes

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Lol at goons



Disgusting!



Horrid!



Please! I simply cannot BEAR to gaze upon her GHASTLY visage any longer!

The ever elusive "QILF" in the flesh

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Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

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Jeza posted:

The ever elusive "QILF" in the flesh

She was just a PILF.

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