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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Some people are just intolerant of oure culture I guess. I believe this is satirical, but it’s still very bad posting
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 21:08 |
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Flowers for QAnon posted:I believe this is satirical, but it’s still very bad posting Wow you’ve got a real special way of being human garbage.
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 21:41 |
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Bust Rodd posted:Lmao the oppressed straight white guy getting catcalled by gay construction workers is like a 90’s “subversive” SNL bit. Straight mixed guy. I’m not pureblood enough for the nazis on the board.
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 21:42 |
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I was all excited that there were so many new replies. I should not have been! Nothing new to share yet either.
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 22:31 |
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Bust Rodd posted:Lmao the oppressed straight white guy getting catcalled by gay construction workers is like a 90’s “subversive” SNL bit. I think it was a bit on Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 22:57 |
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ClamdestineBoyster has what seem to be legit and serious mental issues, in case y'all haven't seen them aroundburial posted:I was all excited that there were so many new replies. I should not have been! Yeah we need more fesh! Serve me a fresh plate of fesh immediately!!
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Bust Rodd posted:Lmao the oppressed straight white guy getting catcalled by gay construction workers is like a 90’s “subversive” SNL bit. As a dude that works in a construction adjacent job, I've actually been catcalled by girls before. Not saying I'm oppressed or whatever because of it. Just being all Hell yeah!!
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 00:22 |
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Some girls catcalled me from a car in college once but I think it was more of a power thing than because I am at all sexually desirable I don't remember what they said but I remember my reaction was just "huh?"
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 00:32 |
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Lots of curvy goons itt
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 00:46 |
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Play posted:ClamdestineBoyster has what seem to be legit and serious mental issues, in case y'all haven't seen them around Nobody fuckin told you you could speak on my behalf.
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 04:03 |
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right back at it exactly 15 minutes after the probe expired. nice
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 05:02 |
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Never has anyone so fast showed me he deserved to be on ignore.
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 05:56 |
Clam's schizoposting gimmick has been going on for years. Hasn't beaten gangster computer god yet but that's a hell of a bar.
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 06:35 |
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loquacius posted:Some girls catcalled me from a car in college once but I think it was more of a power thing than because I am at all sexually desirable I wish some girls would catcall me Just once and only once
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 07:06 |
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Confession: I wolf-whistled at a guy I drove past once. It was a summer during college, I think I had just gotten out of work on a Friday, so I was feeling very sassy and he was jogging shirtless.
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 07:40 |
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Once as a favor to a friend I acted as the warm-up stripper for her bachelor party. This was during my circus days when I in good shape and had sweet dance moves. The original warm up dancer got cold feet but it was just a bunch of women I’d known for years being silly with blunts and champagne, and besides that the bride and groom were extremely close friends of mine, the maid of honor was my tattoo artist, the best man was one of my best friends, but it was very fun to do because suddenly a ton of my lady friends who had never so much as winked at me were suddenly all wolf-howling horn-dogs like I had never seen and heard. It was an extremely fun night but I could never be a stripper or a sexy dancing girl for a living, way too much attention lol
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Bust Rodd posted:Once as a favor to a friend I acted as the warm-up stripper for her bachelor party. This was during my circus days when I in good shape and had sweet dance moves. The original warm up dancer got cold feet but it was just a bunch of women I’d known for years being silly with blunts and champagne, and besides that the bride and groom were extremely close friends of mine, the maid of honor was my tattoo artist, the best man was one of my best friends, but it was very fun to do because suddenly a ton of my lady friends who had never so much as winked at me were suddenly all wolf-howling horn-dogs like I had never seen and heard. It was an extremely fun night but I could never be a stripper or a sexy dancing girl for a living, way too much attention lol Nice humble brag. (I’m just jealous).
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Anne Whateley posted:Confession: I wolf-whistled at a guy I drove past once. It was a summer during college, I think I had just gotten out of work on a Friday, so I was feeling very sassy and he was jogging shirtless. *changes Anne's wokeness rating from A+ to A*
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Clam's schizoposting gimmick has been going on for years. Hasn't beaten gangster computer god yet but that's a hell of a bar. Shine my boots, grunt.
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 15:43 |
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Transphobic guy: Yes, find a good psychotherapist. Many of us inherit prejudices, most of us have mixed feelings about a number of issues, and many of us sometimes get urges contrary to our stated gender preference. Yet few experience your levels of self hatred. Most of us, as we grow, learn to better understand what we are and accept where we're at, what we want to become, and the time and effort that will be needed to achieve that. But from the terrible inner turmoil you describe, it appears you are 'stuck' and constantly unhappy. Only regularly sharing your thoughts and feelings with another human being over a long period can help you with this. And it will help, a lot. No one deserves to drink bleach like you did or even to spend every day hating what they are yet never changing their attitudes. Please seek the help you need promptly, so that your life gets better. You deserve it.
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# ? Apr 28, 2021 16:38 |
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Asbestos and a mild case of telepathy. quote:I was renovating my daughters' room and that involved scraping off popcorn ceiling. My wife spoke to me beforehand and was like "are you sure that's safe" and I was like "yeah, our house was built in 1981 I'm sure they stopped using asbestos by then". Truthfully I was impatient to get the project done so I didn't bother submitting a sample to a lab for analysis. quote:Hi there, this is weird. I want to see this in practice so badly.
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# ? Apr 29, 2021 00:31 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Shine my boots, grunt. please stop clam. leave them be. there are more fertile waters than these
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# ? Apr 29, 2021 00:36 |
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Do the tournament regulations say you can't use psychic powers? No? Then invoke the Air Bud rule and go ahead.
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# ? Apr 29, 2021 00:46 |
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Good luck in that poker tournament. Watch out for the shiny metal robot, I hear he's great.
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# ? Apr 29, 2021 01:14 |
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Sagebrush posted:a 32 year old dating an 80 year old is gross, who cares if it's legal. one person is in the prime of their life and the other is at the end. they aren't suited for each other. 32 is seven years past the prime. Basically already dead.
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# ? Apr 29, 2021 01:31 |
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Asbestos goon: have you considered talking to your wife
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# ? Apr 29, 2021 02:03 |
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I had a dream that my husband texted me that he wanted his dick sucked. That is all.
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nunsexmonkrock posted:I had a dream that my husband texted me that he wanted his dick sucked. That is all. Well,??
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nunsexmonkrock posted:I had a dream that my husband texted me that he wanted his dick sucked. That is all. Just lol that your husband hasn’t already cut off his dick to solve that problem.
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# ? Apr 29, 2021 02:20 |
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Psychic goon: when they removed your tumors, did they miss any that might be in your brain??
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burial posted:And my question is this - am I a dishonest piece of poo poo if I enter into a poker tournament while telepathic? Daniel Negreanu's been doing it for years, no problem.
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# ? Apr 29, 2021 02:38 |
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Aardvark! posted:please stop clam. leave them be. there are more fertile waters than these With clams?!
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# ? Apr 29, 2021 05:07 |
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telepathy goon you may want to consider cutting your duck off to increase your power levels - you might find that your mind focuses like the edge of a knife and your performance may increase greatly
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# ? Apr 29, 2021 05:31 |
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Isn't there like a several million dollar prize some science boards run that people will get if they can prove they're really psychic? and people take the tests all the time but nobody actually does well enough to meet the standards
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Mister Olympus posted:Isn't there like a several million dollar prize some science boards run that people will get if they can prove they're really psychic? and people take the tests all the time but nobody actually does well enough to meet the standards I knew you were going to say that.
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# ? Apr 29, 2021 06:59 |
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also it's april 29 now in a lot of the world. where is the meteor
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# ? Apr 29, 2021 07:09 |
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Mister Olympus posted:Isn't there like a several million dollar prize some science boards run that people will get if they can prove they're really psychic? and people take the tests all the time but nobody actually does well enough to meet the standards Yeah but good luck spending that money before you get black bagged and dissected by the first government that can get their hands on you. The paradox is that anyone who might actually be psychic would see the results of being known as a actually psychic coming a mile away.
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# ? Apr 29, 2021 07:45 |
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I want to read a sci-fi story about a guy who wakes up knowing that today is the day he gets vivisected.
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# ? Apr 29, 2021 12:20 |
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Reminds me of the witch from Good Omens (author of "The nice and accurate Predictions of Agnes Nutter, Witch"), who knew they were going to drop by and burn her on the stake in the evening, so she packed her clothes with gunpowder and metal scrap.
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Atlas Hugged posted:I want to read a sci-fi story about a guy who wakes up knowing that today is the day he gets vivisected. It's just nice to be noticed.
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