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voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

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Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009



From the WARNING: SIGN GENERATOR thread:

Yoshi Jjang
Oct 5, 2011

renard renard renarnd renrard

renard


Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Always enjoy a nice walk in the morning woods

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

penis flytrap

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Dickweed

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Victrebellend

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Tent pitcher plant

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Slenderman's dance party

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Chrpno posted:

Slenderman's dance party



It really took me a second to see this as anything but smutty.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

"I would berry my dick so far inside that rear end whoever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur."

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

muscles like this! posted:

It really took me a second to see this as anything but smutty.

Weirdly I couldn't figure out why "A bunch of Junji Ito people" was NSFW until I saw the thumbnail in your screenshot

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
https://twitter.com/gayocats/status/1387499365032284160

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

ImpAtom posted:

Weirdly I couldn't figure out why "A bunch of Junji Ito people" was NSFW until I saw the thumbnail in your screenshot

Huh guess I'm a pervert then

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB


That's a pussy.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Well you try running with your pants around your ankles

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
I remember that, Danny DeVito fell over but his fall was cushioned.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Not this thread's usual genital adjacent content, but I don't know a better place to put it and I think it's amusing.

So, sometimes I'll be browsing youtube or whatever, and come up with a cool idea for a crafty sciency present for my Nephew, and start browsing Amazon for supplies.

I was looking for borosilicate tubes, and I was puzzled by the odd and specific shape of this one then I realized they're crack pipes

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Elviscat posted:

Not this thread's usual genital adjacent content, but I don't know a better place to put it and I think it's amusing.

So, sometimes I'll be browsing youtube or whatever, and come up with a cool idea for a crafty sciency present for my Nephew, and start browsing Amazon for supplies.

I was looking for borosilicate tubes, and I was puzzled by the odd and specific shape of this one then I realized they're crack pipes

Yep

quote:

Frequently bought together
Mantello Hard Bristle Pipe Cleaners - 6-Inch Long Chenille Stems for Removing Tar & Resin

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Discerning citizens purchase tiny flowers and glass pens.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Because of course Amazon can do free same day shipping on crack pipes.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Cocaine Bear posted:

That's a pussy.

Screen must be off again

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



What have they done with The Hulk??!

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

Zil posted:

What have they done with The Hulk??!

Oh you would not believe how angry he is now.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
You wouldn’t like me when I’m dangly.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




That's, uh, definitely an opening frame, Resident Evil Village preview

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




They know what we want to see

Hugoon Chavez
Nov 4, 2011

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Captain Hygiene posted:


That's, uh, definitely an opening frame, Resident Evil Village preview

Uh, what's that even supposed to be? An arm?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Hugoon Chavez posted:

Uh, what's that even supposed to be? An arm?

A novelty giant chocolate bar.


Shaped like a penis.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
PYF Things That Look NWS And On Closer Inspection Are Indeed NWS

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

The Bloop posted:

PYF Things That Look NWS And On Closer Inspection Are Indeed NWS

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Hugoon Chavez posted:

Uh, what's that even supposed to be? An arm?

A handless arm I think (I can't find it on their page to check any more so maybe they wised up...)

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
Its the vampire mommy sucking on a cut in the player character's hand. The hand is just bent back in such a way that you can't see it.

About 1:30 in this trailer.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Captain Hygiene posted:

A handless arm I think (I can't find it on their page to check any more so maybe they wised up...)

It's a still from the new trailer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48lpkm_KnHI&t=83s

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
I kinda like how much the Resident Evil franchise has changed over the years. Started as a top down survival horror, then went heavy into third person action, and now first person horror/action. I'm assuming the next stage will be a first person RTS. Don't know how that would work, but that's my guess.

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



1stGear posted:

Its the vampire mommy sucking on a cut in the player character's hand. The hand is just bent back in such a way that you can't see it.

About 1:30 in this trailer.

It's a lot clearer in this than the quick cut I saw on Twitter (and for a little context, the protagonist has canonically reattached his hand after getting it chopped off so I thought they might be going down that road again)

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