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Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
That's what the SGLI is for.

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Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Deptfordx posted:

Warbird of Theseus :)

Nah fam, I’m from Bama

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

ausgezeichnet posted:

Sad news for space fans. Michael Collins died today. He lived about 800 feet from me, but I never got to meet him and tell him how his biography was funny as hell and easily the most honest of all the Apollo astronauts'. Apparently, he worked out at the local YMCA and if I hadn't let myself go to hell the past five years I could have annoyed him with questions while on the Stairmaster.

https://www.npr.org/2021/04/28/509599284/forgotten-astronaut-michael-collins-dies

Sad. Also, forgotten? The least famous of the three Apollo 11 astronauts, there's a difference. I made a special effort to remember his name.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Nebakenezzer posted:

Sad. Also, forgotten? The least famous of the three Apollo 11 astronauts, there's a difference. I made a special effort to remember his name.

If you are interested in that stuff, yeah you will know who he is, but the majority of people will only know the names of the two who landed on the moon.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY
Sir that is considered pornography in Australia

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

PT6A posted:

He does have a very special distinction though: of the photo taken of the lunar lander, with earth in the background, he is the one singular human, living or dead, since the beginning of time itself, who is not included somewhere in that photo.

I was also not in that photo :colbert:

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

ausgezeichnet posted:

Hey. There are three or four of us who aren't chud-fucks.

Major Kong seems pretty dece too.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
ok whats the weirdest thing a passenger has tried to steal from a plane you were on?

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

ok whats the weirdest thing a passenger has tried to steal from a plane you were on?

My heart

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

ok whats the weirdest thing a passenger has tried to steal from a plane you were on?

It's me, I'm the weird thief. When I was 12 I stole a life jacket from a Lufthansa 747. I wanted to take it into the swimming pool, but I never did because I was worried there was an ELT attached.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Safety Dance posted:

It's me, I'm the weird thief. When I was 12 I stole a life jacket from a Lufthansa 747. I wanted to take it into the swimming pool, but I never did because I was worried there was an ELT attached.

Joke's on whoever was sitting in that seat after you when the plane went down in the ocean.

e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit

Zero One posted:

I was also not in that photo :colbert:

Unconstituted parts of you were :colbert:

Arson Daily
Aug 11, 2003

Phanatic posted:

Joke's on whoever was sitting in that seat after you when the plane went down in the ocean.

you wouldn't believe how many life jackets get stolen from our airplanes. people will take anything not bolted down at any time. So much so that it's a preflight check for the flight attendants. Shocker: it's a huge pain in the rear end when one goes missing!

azflyboy
Nov 9, 2005

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

ok whats the weirdest thing a passenger has tried to steal from a plane you were on?

A plastic garbage bag full of miniature bags of Cheez-It's.

I'm 99% sure someone stole an exit sign (a plastic cover for some lightbulbs about the size of a stick of butter with EXIT printed on it), and since we can't legally dispatch the airplane without that, the flight cancelled and we had to ferry the airplane instead.

ApathyGifted
Aug 30, 2004
Tomorrow?

Arson Daily posted:

you wouldn't believe how many life jackets get stolen from our airplanes. people will take anything not bolted down at any time. So much so that it's a preflight check for the flight attendants. Shocker: it's a huge pain in the rear end when one goes missing!

Used to make those super-nice first class suites that cost 40k per ticket. The middle eastern airlines ALWAYS want a bunch of gold trim on everything. They're our most replaced parts because people who can afford 40k tickets for a loving airline flight while pry that poo poo off with the dinnerware and steal it.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

rich people didn't get that way by not being greedy and stingy

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

ApathyGifted posted:

Used to make those super-nice first class suites that cost 40k per ticket. The middle eastern airlines ALWAYS want a bunch of gold trim on everything. They're our most replaced parts because people who can afford 40k tickets for a loving airline flight while pry that poo poo off with the dinnerware and steal it.

Is it actual gold? Would be hilarious if they were stealing gold spray painted plastic or something.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

ApathyGifted posted:

Used to make those super-nice first class suites that cost 40k per ticket. The middle eastern airlines ALWAYS want a bunch of gold trim on everything. They're our most replaced parts because people who can afford 40k tickets for a loving airline flight while pry that poo poo off with the dinnerware and steal it.

I once had a co-worker who worked in a five star hotel in Thailand. He said it was stupidly common for the ultra-richers to work hard to try and find a conceivable flaw in something so they could stay for free.

Interestingly, he also said the one time he did something where that might have been justified. He accidentally spilled some drinks on some guests. However these guests were very nice Americans who laughed it off.

Wombot
Sep 11, 2001


I would like to know more.

ApathyGifted
Aug 30, 2004
Tomorrow?

Cojawfee posted:

Is it actual gold? Would be hilarious if they were stealing gold spray painted plastic or something.

We tried anodizing with a gold color but it didn't look gold enough, so it ended up being gold-leaf plated aluminum with some sort of clear protective coating, which apparently looked gold enough for people who literally own piles of gold bars.

Ardeem
Sep 16, 2010

There is no problem that cannot be solved through sufficient application of lasers and friendship.

ApathyGifted posted:

Used to make those super-nice first class suites that cost 40k per ticket. The middle eastern airlines ALWAYS want a bunch of gold trim on everything. They're our most replaced parts because people who can afford 40k tickets for a loving airline flight while pry that poo poo off with the dinnerware and steal it.

I feel like the thing to do here is engrave "You absolute donkey, did you think this was real gold?" in English and Arabic on the inside of each piece.

GlassEye-Boy
Jul 12, 2001

ApathyGifted posted:

We tried anodizing with a gold color but it didn't look gold enough, so it ended up being gold-leaf plated aluminum with some sort of clear protective coating, which apparently looked gold enough for people who literally own piles of gold bars.

Huh we had a customer who 3d printed then gold anodized light fixtures for those little cabins on some Arab airline.

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal

Wombot posted:

I would like to know more.

It's Flight Simulator 2020

babyeatingpsychopath
Oct 28, 2000
Forum Veteran


azflyboy posted:

I'm 99% sure someone stole an exit sign (a plastic cover for some lightbulbs about the size of a stick of butter with EXIT printed on it), and since we can't legally dispatch the airplane without that, the flight cancelled and we had to ferry the airplane instead.

That plastic cover usually has tritium inside it so it glows. They're spendy pieces of garbo plastic. Couple hundred bucks per. There's a whole section in the US Code about the properties of the light it gives off. WTF is a millilambert, United States?

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY

ApathyGifted posted:

We tried anodizing with a gold color but it didn't look gold enough, so it ended up being gold-leaf plated aluminum with some sort of clear protective coating, which apparently looked gold enough for people who literally own piles of gold bars.

What this teaches me is that gold-pressed latinum was invented by Ferengi who wanted to keep their passengers from stealing the fittings.

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

babyeatingpsychopath posted:

That plastic cover usually has tritium inside it so it glows. They're spendy pieces of garbo plastic. Couple hundred bucks per. There's a whole section in the US Code about the properties of the light it gives off. WTF is a millilambert, United States?

Not much, what’s millilambert with you?

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

babyeatingpsychopath posted:

WTF is a millilambert, United States?

1/(1000pi) candela per square cm

yeah that's right we're making our own new bizzaro units out of proper SI units now

Kilonum
Sep 30, 2002

You know where you are? You're in the suburbs, baby. You're gonna drive.

I was thinking it was 1/1000 of a Christopher Lambert

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Kilonum posted:

I was thinking it was 1/1000 of a Christopher Lambert

No, I won’t take a loving check!

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



HAHAH! Love it!

ausgezeichnet
Sep 18, 2005

In my country this is definitely not offensive!
Nap Ghost

azflyboy posted:

A plastic garbage bag full of miniature bags of Cheez-It's.

I'm 99% sure someone stole an exit sign (a plastic cover for some lightbulbs about the size of a stick of butter with EXIT printed on it), and since we can't legally dispatch the airplane without that, the flight cancelled and we had to ferry the airplane instead.

I flew a Falcon 7X for an owner who had it on a 135 certificate for tax purposes. One day while in flight, I noticed that the cup-holder ash tray ABSOLUTELY required to be located by the aft lav was missing. It was a circular thing that fit in a cup holder and had a big placard on it saying DO NOT REMOVE FROM AIRCRAFT. Being a team player (lol), I didn't squeal on myself until we got back to home base and started surveying the other Pilots and Mechanics as to when the loving thing might have disappeared.

Turns out the Boss' delinquent grandson took it off the aircraft a few weeks before and nobody noticed it. I put almost 2500 hours on that aircraft and not one single passenger ever smoked on it, but the lav was supposed to be MEL'd if the friggin ash tray was missing. We had a couple of spare ashtrays in stock, so we didn't have to tell the boss he had to use the horribly tiny crew lav up front.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

shame on an IGA posted:

1/(1000pi) candela per square cm

yeah that's right we're making our own new bizzaro units out of proper SI units now

Tit for tat, the French took perfectly good American units and turned them Metric, with an SI multiple.

Sieverts I'm looking at you.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

shame on an IGA posted:

proper SI units now

The candela is a hosed up unit to begin with.

At least they fixed the ampere.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Man takes a ride across the Atlantic in a Cubana Il-96, business class.

Recently those have been passing through Gander; apparently the Cuban government has been using them to fetch medical supplies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLkWRAg-Av4

Also: shake a tail feather

Nebakenezzer fucked around with this message at 14:28 on Apr 30, 2021

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Phanatic posted:

The candela is a hosed up unit to begin with.

At least they fixed the ampere.

I've always enjoyed how the Curie is just over in the corner YOLOing like "If you have a real use for this unit without a prefix, you are already dead"

Volkova III
Jan 5, 2021

shame on an IGA posted:

I've always enjoyed how the Curie is just over in the corner YOLOing like "If you have a real use for this unit without a prefix, you are already dead"

I looked this up and holy jesus

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Volkova III posted:

I looked this up and holy jesus

I'm not sure I understand aside from the Coulomb being a stonk-ingly gigantic unit for electricity

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

shame on an IGA posted:

I've always enjoyed how the Curie is just over in the corner YOLOing like "If you have a real use for this unit without a prefix, you are already dead"

The Curie/Meter/REM relationship is so useful for estimating dose though.

(One Cutie Co-60 yields 1 REM dose at about 3 feet)

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Nebakenezzer posted:

I'm not sure I understand aside from the Coulomb being a stonk-ingly gigantic unit for electricity

The curie is a unit that measures how radioactive something is, in atomic disintegrations per second.

One becquerel, the SI unit, is one atom decaying per second. One curie is 37 billion decays per second. It is equivalent to the radioactivity of one gram of pure radium, which is an extremely dangerous thing to be around. Any "safe" level of radioactivity is going to be on the order of microcuries or nanocuries; any time you're measuring something in whole curies, look out.

Reportedly they were going to define the unit as the radioactivity of 10 nanograms of radium, which would put it in the same order of magnitude as the becquerel, but Marie herself was upset at her name being associated with anything so small and made them change it to one gram.

Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 16:12 on Apr 30, 2021

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