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Jim challenges Dwight to a battle of wits. He places two goblets before Dwight and asks him to deduce which goblet has been laced with deadly iocane powder. After a lengthy tirade, Dwight makes his choice. At first it appears Dwight chose correctly, until he suddenly drops dead in the midst of mocking Jim. Jim reveals on confession cam that he’s spent the past several years building an immunity to iocane poison.
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Due to a mix-up at the prank store, Jim sends Dwight edible panties and locks Pam in a broom-closet. Impressed by the nutritional value, Dwight dissolves the lingerie in broth to make a thin stew.
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Apr 29, 2021 05:25
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Jim dies unexpectedly, leaving Dwight without any sense of closure or context to interpret their fraught relationship as a whole and Jim's feelings toward Dwight. He asks Pam about this after the funeral, and Pam gives him vague nonanswers, even though the truth is that she does know but believes that Jim wouldn't have wanted her to explain. It haunts Dwight for the rest of his life. Pam mugs to the camera
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Apr 29, 2021 10:13
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Jim changes Dwight’s outgoing email signature to make “Preferred Hours of Call” on Dwight’s cell phone say between 2 and 6 a.m., EST
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Apr 29, 2021 12:42
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Jim convinces Dwight to dress as Jackie Chan in Rush Hour. Jim expects the office to be shocked at Dwight's use of yellowface but is shocked instead to find every single one of his co-workers is vehemently racist against Asians and find the costume hilarious.
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Apr 29, 2021 13:34
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Jim teaches Mose to bite Dwight on the scrotum.
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Apr 29, 2021 13:37
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jim arranges for dwight to be beaten up by white nationalists
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Apr 29, 2021 13:44
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:jim arranges for dwight to be beaten up by white nationalists Jokes on Jim, Dwight is already one of them and has Mose hunt down and maul Jim
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Apr 29, 2021 13:45
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jim cums powerfully betwixt dwights tits
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Apr 29, 2021 14:15
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Jim calls Dwight from a pay phone, pretending to be a Dunder-Mifflin customer who claims he placed an order with another sales clerk. He insists that he will not order anything unless he’s allowed to speak to “Amanda Huginkiss.”
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Apr 29, 2021 14:57
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Jim tells Dwight to “eat my shorts!” And then skateboards away
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Apr 29, 2021 15:00
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Halcorn and Schrudak are locked in a magical duel at the top of the Spire of Sorcery. Halcorn, desperate and cornered, unleashes his cruelest spell: he traps Schrudak in a mind-prison where the once-mighty wizard is nothing more than a boring old paper salesman named "Dwight Schrute." Halcorn projects himself into Schrudak's dreams, tormenting his foe as the character of "Jim Halpert." Back in the Realm of Zarcania, Halcorn mugs at his scrying sphere as he devises yet another prank.
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Apr 30, 2021 18:59
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Jim gifts Dwight a small colony of nanomachines that can self-replicate by assembling atoms on the atomic level. As the unstoppable growth of the gray goo devours the entire office the nanomachines, having fully assimilated Jim's personality along with his mass, mugs from the camera.
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Apr 30, 2021 19:09
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Jim replaces Dwight's COVID-19 shot with the rabies vaccination. Which backfires since Mose has now become ravenous.
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Apr 30, 2021 19:42
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Jim paints a fake tunnel entrance onto a brick wall and like an idiot Dwight drives into it and breaks his neck when dwight returns to the office in a neck brace and a wheelchair jim spins around in his chair and says "meep meep!" before running away
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Apr 30, 2021 19:43
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Jim asks Dwight for help learning Turkish to complete an online quiz. Dwight, being unwilling to admit he doesn't speak Turkish, tells Jim to hold on for a minute and takes two weeks off work to give himself time for a brutal Turkish crash course. He returns ready to show Jim up by helping him finish the quiz, but Jim pretends that he can't hear anything Dwight's saying, instead pointing a TV remote at Dwight and clicking the mute button repeatedly before shrugging and throwing the remote in the trash
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May 3, 2021 10:35
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In a stroke of diplomatic genius Jim lobbies the US government to blame Dwight for the Armenian genocide leaving US/Turkish relationships at an all time high while ruining Dwight's reputation in the eyes of the international community.
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May 3, 2021 11:09
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Jim introduces his new ventriloquist dummy to the office, Twig K Root. Dwight is enraged by what he, rightfully, views as a mockery of himself and of the art of ventriloquism, as Jim's act is terrible. You can see his lips move the entire time! Dwight is stuck working late on a new account and the office is empty. Except for the fact that Jim, that idiot, left his ventriloquist dummy behind. Dwight is working when he hears a faint voice behind him. He turns around and Twig is sitting on a chair. Dwight, assuming Jim hid a speaker to scare him, walks over to examine the dummy. Twig leaps from the chair and begins viciously biting Dwight while screeching and flailing at him with its wooden limbs. Dwight wrestles the dummy off of him and tosses it into the conference room. It smashes through a window and dives to the parking lot below. Dwight peers out the window and sees it run off into the night. The next day Dwight asks Jim how he got the puppet to do that and Jim acts as if he has no idea what he's talking about. The entire office, in fact, acts like they've never heard of this puppet or Jim's act. When a frustrated Jim pushes Michael to stop joking, Michael merely replies "Please, Dwight, Twig threatened our families."
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May 3, 2021 15:28
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Dwight has picked out the perfect dress for the big party, but then Jim shows up wearing the same dress!
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May 3, 2021 16:13
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Jim pranks Dwight by having sex with Erin and Kelly. When asked by Pam how that’s supposed to be a prank on Dwight, Jim mugs the camera.
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May 3, 2021 17:23
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Jim buys a giant pair of boots and starts stomping around the office, annoying Dwight. When Dwight complains to Michael he finds out that Michael is also wearing a pair of the boots.
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May 3, 2021 18:52
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Dwight touches Jims penis to see if he's erect because pam is worried about him being attracted to his new coworker and finds it is not. Jim reveals to confession cam that she gave him a handy under the desk a few minutes before.
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May 3, 2021 19:02
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Jim replaces all the beets in Dwight's farm with coca plants and then notifies both the DEA and some drug cartels, tipping them off to an up and coming supplier in the Scranton area. It's only a matter of time before one group finds Dwight and either arrests or murders him.
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May 3, 2021 19:09
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jim carefully paints racial epithets onto the back of dwight's suit
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May 3, 2021 19:23
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Jim orders a pizza which is delivered right to his desk on the office. His slacker manners annoy the tight-laced Dwight.
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May 3, 2021 20:24
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Jim sneakily ties Dwights shoelaces together without him noticing. When it's time to leave Dwight stands up but he quickly falls over and cracks his skull open on a desk corner. Jim mugs to the camera as he leaves the office.
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May 3, 2021 20:35
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Jim lights a firecracker behind Dwight hoping to startle him, but is himself startled to learn that Dwight is a concealed carry holder. Hard cut to Dwight tearfully apologizing to Meredith, Toby, Kevin, Pam, Angela, Michael, and four unnamed warehouse workers as they're put into ambulances.
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May 3, 2021 20:53
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Who What Now posted:Jim lights a firecracker behind Dwight hoping to startle him, but is himself startled to learn that Dwight is a concealed carry holder. Hard cut to Dwight tearfully apologizing to Meredith, Toby, Kevin, Pam, Angela, Michael, and four unnamed warehouse workers as they're put into ambulances. Meredith dies enroute to the hospital of sepsis.
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May 3, 2021 20:54
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Jim encases Ron Swanson's circular saw in Jell-O. Elsewhere, Andy Dwyer puts a kick me sign on Dwight's back.
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May 3, 2021 21:10
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Jake Peralta programs Janet to quote lines from Die Hard.
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May 3, 2021 22:40
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May 3, 2021 23:24
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Dwight is kidnapped and wakes up in a dark warehouse. His arms and legs have been amputated and he is hanging suspended from a chain. Jim methodically tortures him for years, keeping Dwight barely alive with an IV cocktail of nutrients and antibiotics. Jim mugs the camera.
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May 3, 2021 23:33
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Jim scoots the desks back an inch per day until Dwight is back-to-back with Stanley. Stanley keeps getting annoyed whenever Dwight tries to stand up and bumps him. Jim mugs the camera.
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May 3, 2021 23:35
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Jim keeps buying all of the Mars Bars in the vending machine the day they get restocked, every month. Him doesn’t even like them, but he forces himself to eat like eight full sized candy bars in the third Tuesday of each month, knowing that they’re Dwight’s favorite.
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May 3, 2021 23:37
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During a ninja themed office party Jim snaps Dwight's neck like a twig before vanishing in a puff of smoke.
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May 3, 2021 23:45
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Has anybody said Jim made a voodoo doll of Dwight yet? Regardless, Jim gives Mose a new dog toy made from a voodoo doll of Dwight. Instead of Mose tearing it apart like Jim expects, Mose humps it and somehow impregnates Dwight with a gay incest bestiality Dr. Moreau baby. Meanwhile, Mose is trying to remember something. He feels a great sense of loss, as though something important, something central to his being has been stolen from him. His simple, canine brain cannot recall what it is, though. The arch-transmuter Jim smirks wickedly in his mage tower, weaving black spells of torment and grief.
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May 3, 2021 23:48
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Jim removes the fluoride from Dwight's toothpaste increasing his risk of tooth decay.
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May 4, 2021 00:08
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Jim increases the amount of fluoride in Dwight’s tap water, making him more susceptible to suggestion and stealing his essence.
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May 4, 2021 00:46
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Dwight returns home to the farm after a particularly long week in the office. As he drives down the dirt driveway, he's surprised that his faithful dog Mose hasn't ran up to playfully frolic alongside the car. As he parks, Dwight notices something stirring on his porch. He recognizes Mose but senses something is wrong... Mose stirs slowly as Dwight approaches. Horrified, Dwight realizes why his pup is acting so sluggish - where his enormous testicles used to be, all that remains is stitching and a green tattoo. Dwight collapses to his knees and shouts to the sky - "noooooooooooo! God drat it Jim!" Jim leaps out from behind a bush. “And remember folks, always spay or neuter your pets" he shouts as he throws the two soggy organs at his rival. The first glances Dwight's shoulder and lands in the dirt, rolling a few feet before coming to a stop. The second hits Dwight square in the chin with a wet squelch. Jim mugs the camera while Dwight lifts his pants leg revealing a concealed .357 snubnose
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Jim offers Dwight an oreo but the stuffing was replaced with wintergreen toothpaste
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