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reignofevil posted:Jalapeno Puppers. Jalapeno Pup Poppers coming right up! They’ll be a smash follow up to Big Cow Poppers (I’m very good at naming things, and also at business. Look how young and 30 I am!)
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Lieutenant Dan posted:Eager to see what food product Nathen has chosen for Fred, the milquetoast one Literal #farm2plate milk toast.
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yr new gurlfrand! posted:his marketing handlers won’t let him do anything too close to the brand because it would dilute whatever residual value remains loving called in, I’m the Nathan whisperer 
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Apr 29, 2021 21:26
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Barney Rubbles Big Cow Lasagna.
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Apr 29, 2021 21:47
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my dog died im sad posted:Barney Rubbles Big Cow Lasagna. Dino's big cow lasagna with purple dino sauce
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Apr 29, 2021 21:56
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It's a living.
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When you're with the Flintstones You'll have a gay old time!!! So... Malcolm Excellent posted:Dino's big cow lasagna with purple dino sauce Maybe!
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Apr 30, 2021 00:04
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How much money would it hypothetically cost to change the orange sauce on 1750 frozen lasagnas to purple? Asking for a friend.
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Apr 30, 2021 00:06
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No money but a lot of time
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Apr 30, 2021 02:37
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my dog died im sad posted:Barney Rubbles Big Cow Lasagna. #Barn2plate
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Mega64 posted:Scooby Doo frozen lasagna Fun fact, Shaggy's voice actor is an enthusiastic vegan, so much so that he insisted Shaggy be one too as part of his contract. Sure enough, now Shaggy isn't drawn eating any meat in new series / movies. I'm sure Nathan knows this and won't gently caress it up by attaching Shaggy to a meat product.
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Frank Frank posted:How much money would it hypothetically cost to change the orange sauce on 1750 frozen lasagnas to purple? Asking for a friend. lol
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Frank Frank posted:How much money would it hypothetically cost to change the orange sauce on 1750 frozen lasagnas to purple? Asking for a friend. That would depend on the cost of farm2plate purple food dye.
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So I've been lurking this thread for a while and it's funny but I haven't read the whole thing. Is this dude some bored narcissistic trust fund baby with awful entrepreneurial ideas or what? There is no way this dude makes a stable living marketing cartoon themed food.
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Elephant Ambush posted:So I've been lurking this thread for a while and it's funny but I haven't read the whole thing. It's not 100% certain, but narcissistic trust fund baby makes the most sense. His dad is a bigshot in Dubai, and Nathen got the idea for Garfield pizza while working a nepotism job at his dad's company. With this entrepreneur persona, he can live outside the Gulf as an unstable gay playboy while still receiving an allowance from the Islamic Bank of Dad. And resurrect his acting career through bizarre promotional videos. TL;DR: Nathen is Tobias Funke, if he had access to the Bluth bank accounts.
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a nathen divided cannot stand https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1388139483237920768?s=20
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goodog posted:
I hope he doesn't blue himself
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goodog posted:It's not 100% certain, but narcissistic trust fund baby makes the most sense. His dad is a bigshot in Dubai, and Nathen got the idea for Garfield pizza while working a nepotism job at his dad's company. With this entrepreneur persona, he can live outside the Gulf as an unstable gay playboy while still receiving an allowance from the Islamic Bank of Dad. And resurrect his acting career through bizarre promotional videos. Saudi Arabia, I thought.
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Tato posted:a nathen divided cannot stand Why does his have the garfield nathen beat the scooby nathen when scooby is the new thing he's actively trying to promote? My guess is that his heart is still with garfield, and he's just going through the motions with scoob while secretly pining after his lost love.
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Malcolm Excellent posted:Dino's big cow lasagna with purple dino sauce it's going to be the sabertooth, so they can keep the color more or less the same edit: the sabertooth's name is Baby Puss, so uh
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Tato posted:a nathen divided cannot stand 
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goodog posted:It's not 100% certain, but narcissistic trust fund baby makes the most sense. His dad is a bigshot in Dubai, and Nathen got the idea for Garfield pizza while working a nepotism job at his dad's company. With this entrepreneur persona, he can live outside the Gulf as an unstable gay playboy while still receiving an allowance from the Islamic Bank of Dad. And resurrect his acting career through bizarre promotional videos. Thanks. That's pretty close to what I was guessing.
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Tato posted:a nathen divided cannot stand it never stops there's always something new
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Apr 30, 2021 21:26
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CodfishCartographer posted:Why does his have the garfield nathen beat the scooby nathen when scooby is the new thing he's actively trying to promote?
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Apr 30, 2021 21:49
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Literally the episode of The Office where they make billboards that are just begging for dong graffiti. https://ibb.co/FD4QpBk https://ibb.co/Jj9rt5h
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Mordja posted:Saudi Arabia, I thought. Until 2015, and then he relocated to Dubai to manage an equity fund. Nathen's brother Mohamed also had an executive job there, and its funny comparing their similar paths. Mohamed also moved back to Canada, but his business is buying power companies and selling the farm-to-table electricity to bitcoin miners. The same day as Nathen released Orange v Brown, Mohamed's company announced a $20 million securities offering.
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May 1, 2021 04:05
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Yeah but did Jim loving Davis ever buy his brother dinner?
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Introducing GarfCoin: the first eco-friendly cryptocurrency backed by Garfield merchandise. Instead of wasteful blockchain mining, each GarfCoin represents one Garfield phone recovered from that beach in France. As the phones become increasingly harder to find, the currency depreciates. Branding tycoon Nathen Mazri personally inspects and autographs each phone to ensure that it is genuine. 
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I played Dragon Quest Builders all night last night and because it's kind of a mindless game my brain had bandwidth to think about random poo poo and I could not stop thinking about Nathen's farm2plate nonsense and working through my head all the different steps that farm products go through before they hit your plate. Especially meat. Like, the meat packing and food packaging plants would have to be co-located on the farm property for that stupid hashtag to be even remotely close to accurate. I know it's all just blowing smoke and I'm pretty sure Nathen knows that too to some degree because why the gently caress would anyone search for SpongeBob candy and then comment on it saying it isn't farm2plate? I'm sure he was just looking for visibility among SpongeBob candy fans thinking maybe he could spread the word of his dumb brand but holy moly I spent half the night giggling to myself about this dude while farming stone and medicinal herb ingredients and fighting undead monsters. #groceries #liars
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A little white lie but what's the harm2plate
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Elephant Ambush posted:I played Dragon Quest Builders all night last night and because it's kind of a mindless game my brain had bandwidth to think about random poo poo and I could not stop thinking about Nathen's farm2plate nonsense and working through my head all the different steps that farm products go through before they hit your plate. Especially meat. Like, the meat packing and food packaging plants would have to be co-located on the farm property for that stupid hashtag to be even remotely close to accurate. Excuse me, if you will read a couple of pages back, Canada is too cold to have farms. They're basically cold storage and the frozen lasagnas grow there #naturally. These Big Cow Frozen Lasagnas are absolutely #farm2plate
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https://twitter.com/TheoryTwink/status/1388670775335473157?s=19
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Stevie must be destroyed. His reputation left in shambles. His hopes and dreams trapped in the fork-jail.
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They're just going to sell pizza? Where is the social media entergagement and bold partnerships with beloved cultural icons? You're telling me they don't even have an app?
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May 2, 2021 12:47
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Imagine eating a round pizza or unfrozen lasagna in 2021.
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May 2, 2021 12:58
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Tato posted:a nathen divided cannot stand inside you there are two cartoon animals
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Kevin DuBrow posted:They're just going to sell pizza? Where is the social media entergagement and bold partnerships with beloved cultural icons? You're telling me they don't even have an app? Come now, surely Nathen has left some garf-shaped pizza pans to jazz up the new owner's venture
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