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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://twitter.com/WalleeeV/status/1388509989103362049?s=20

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mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram


Badass. I’m happy for them. :)

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Who brought their baby

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶






https://twitter.com/denverzoo/status/1171124265032331265?lang=en

Same joy :3:

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qme51qFaSp1unz71b.mp4

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
If I were a potential predator, I'd probably quickly learn that this sound means there's a tiny defenceless animal I can prey on nearby. Not sure what those birds are thinking.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


I wish my cat would entertain himself like that. Everything requires that I be part of it or he's not interested.

BattyKiara
Mar 17, 2009

RFC2324 posted:

I wish my cat would entertain himself like that. Everything requires that I be part of it or he's not interested.

You cat i trying to entertain you, by making its human join in the fun.

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

Milo and POTUS posted:

Who brought their baby

the stork

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Storks all the way down.

I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.


Why are stork nests so big? I mean the egg and the storks themselves aren't very big compared to it. Is it just the Abrams tank of nests?

BlancoNino
Apr 26, 2010
Wikipedia told me that the birds tend to use the same nest year after year so they must get larger over time.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

I brought my Drake posted:

Why are stork nests so big? I mean the egg and the storks themselves aren't very big compared to it. Is it just the Abrams tank of nests?

It's a social status thing.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


You know what they say about a bird with a big nest... :wiggle:

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.


My cat loves fresh sheets day. Whenever he knows I'm about to put sheets on he runs to my bed the fastest he can and then waits for me to put the sheets over him. Then he tries to grab my hands and nibble them while purring loudly

Also bonus mini-derp - he's been doing that a lot lately! (Hope it's ok if I post my cat - if not apologies)

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

low key sex master posted:



My cat loves fresh sheets day. Whenever he knows I'm about to put sheets on he runs to my bed the fastest he can and then waits for me to put the sheets over him. Then he tries to grab my hands and nibble them while purring loudly

Also bonus mini-derp - he's been doing that a lot lately! (Hope it's ok if I post my cat - if not apologies)

justpost.gif

https://www.chirpycats.com/5-things-learned-making-bed-cats-around/

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

You're going to get in more trouble for not posting your cat than you are for posting it.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
all cats are grey (and blessed).

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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My nephew loves my dog and has been wishing for one of his own.

My dog for reference.


Today a mini version appeared in their yard.


My nephew now believes he wished a copy of my dog in to existence. He's currently playing with him in the backyard.
The dogs real owner has been found and contacted.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Atticus_1354 posted:

My nephew loves my dog and has been wishing for one of his own.

My dog for reference.


Today a mini version appeared in their yard.


My nephew now believes he wished a copy of my dog in to existence. He's currently playing with him in the backyard.
The dogs real owner has been found and contacted.

become the dog you wish to see in the world.

Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

uber_stoat posted:

become the dog you wish to see in the world.

We will all die together and become as dogs.

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

https://twitter.com/ImagesBanjo/status/1388221620120997888

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

uber_stoat posted:

all cats are grey (and blessed).

I think my cat could be fluffier:


Also, non-cat pic:
https://i.imgur.com/qhLHdL5.gifv

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Watch out for string shot

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Holy poo poo she just found a shiny just sitting there

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

McGavin posted:

I think my cat could be fluffier:

Every cat is fluffy enough, even sphinxes. :)

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

fluffy, but extremely pointy and sharp

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

RFC2324 posted:

fluffy, but extremely pointy and sharp

You just gotta pet in the right direction, like driving over a spike strip in a parking lot.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Paladinus posted:

If I were a potential predator, I'd probably quickly learn that this sound means there's a tiny defenceless animal I can prey on nearby. Not sure what those birds are thinking.

we got a badass over here

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


I didn't get a picture but I passed graffiti today as I crossed into a different country that warned me of dirty cops ahead

Thanks random person with spray paint

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


I saw a large bumper sticker today that said,

"Zebras can't drive cars
Only people and penguins
Can drive cars"

and... alright. Super weird, I don't get it but you be you!

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Inzombiac posted:

I saw a large bumper sticker today that said,

"Zebras can't drive cars
Only people and penguins
Can drive cars"

and... alright. Super weird, I don't get it but you be you!

It's a Madagascar 3 reference.

BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?


Nap Ghost
I saw some children trying vainly to get a kitten out of a tree on my drive home today. I grabbed my ladder and a bag of my fat cat's treats and went to help them. I taught the children how to scruff a kitten as I rescued the little stinker. I put her on the ground and as one of the children tried to pick her up she squirmed, escaped, and they all went running off.

:3:

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

BigHead posted:

I saw some children trying vainly to get a kitten out of a tree on my drive home today. I grabbed my ladder and a bag of my fat cat's treats and went to help them. I taught the children how to scruff a kitten as I rescued the little stinker. I put her on the ground and as one of the children tried to pick her up she squirmed, escaped, and they all went running off.

:3:

this rules :unsmith:

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Man, you guys wouldn't believe the day I've had. Tryin' to drive home to my fackin' wife, and this cat runs out into the street with some kids comin' after it. Well, I didn't have time to stop, wiped em all out. That was one dead pussy and two junior grease-stains on the road. drat, whatta scene.

But on the blessed side, when I let jesus take the wheel, I spotted that scratcher I lost on the floor of my car that was a $5 winner. So a good day after all.

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barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


https://twitter.com/humorandanimals/status/1388141652166991872?s=20

cnut
May 3, 2016

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qsg7bprmxl1u5kpf8.mp4

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SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

I always love this sort of stuff with dogs. Is the spinning just them showing that they're having fun the whole time, or did they happen to spin around 3 times one of the first times they used it and now they assume that's how it works?

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