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SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Where do I sign up to eat a piece of the ancient frosted mini wheat?

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I think you have to fight everyone at the assyriology department at the british museum. So bring magic resist, probably.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

OwlFancier posted:

assyriology department at the british museum

I went there once, it wasn't nearly as fun as the name makes it sound.

Callipygian studies was just down the hall though, so it wasn't a wasted trip.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

HisMajestyBOB posted:

Excavations of Ea-Nasirs's house found multiple complaint tablets from different people.

He had to sell part of his house to his neighbour.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Platystemon posted:

He had to sell part of his house to his neighbour.

However, he swapped that part for an inferior part.

Mr. Crow
May 22, 2008

Snap City mayor for life

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
I like this style of banal conspiriboomer posters

Matlack Radio
Jun 2, 2006

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

Data Graham posted:

Mother fucker keeping them like trophies and died like a king owing money to everyone

my life goal is for my creditors to dig up my corpse and put it on trial for staggering unpaid debts like that one pope

Thorgot
Apr 4, 2010
someone not on their phone do a trade offer meme for Ea Nasir please

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.

Spoiler, I guess? for Falcon TV series

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

The guy probably just kept the complaints so he could could figure out ways to cheat his customers without then noticing. Like a list of things that didn't work.

Also he was probably careful not to throw out anything that could be a receipt, since the punishment for not having proof of purchase was death.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day






https://twitter.com/Xaniken/status/1388653625656885248?s=20

LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 19:42 on May 2, 2021

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker








Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!

Lmao this is amazing.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy


Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under




darkwasthenight
Jan 7, 2011

GENE TRAITOR

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.
You don't need chemistry to build Janissaries.

Pancho Jueves
Aug 20, 2007

BEST FRIENDS!!
You could say it's not ...Janecissary

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007



I'm in this photo and, etc

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

bike tory posted:



I'm in this photo and, etc

god drat you

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Pff, like I could do any of those things at age 12.

S.J.
May 19, 2008

Just who the hell do you think we are?

bike tory posted:



I'm in this photo and, etc

thanks for reminding me I didn't have any friends when I was 12, jerk

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

S.J. posted:

thanks for reminding me I didn't have any friends when I was 12, jerk

Lol if you had hopes and dreams after 10.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

bike tory posted:



I'm in this photo and, etc

joke's on this meme, I've never had hopes or dreams to have crushed

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


fartknocker posted:

Lol if you had hopes and dreams after 10.

8 was where it really started going downhill.

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

fartknocker posted:

Lol if you had hopes and dreams after 10.
Yeah I was single digits when I realised how bosses work and the power of networking at high levels and basically lost all ambition and aspirations.

Reading the kids encyclopaedia entry on communism was entirely unrelated, weirdly enough.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!




This but for my car.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

bike tory posted:



I'm in this photo and, etc

The funniest thing every time one of these memes gets posted in the succession of people tumbling into the thread like the keystone kops to explain that actually they were giant losers in the buff doge period as well

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
I love bringing a counter argument to a JPG

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
I'm going to own the muscle dog by explaining I was a gay rear end lil nerd as a 10 year old

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



It shows

Zil has a new favorite as of 01:51 on May 3, 2021

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



some plague rats posted:

The funniest thing every time one of these memes gets posted in the succession of people tumbling into the thread like the keystone kops to explain that actually they were giant losers in the buff doge period as well
One day we'll finally find out who's the most depressed and nihilistic amongst the goons, but until that day, the posting will continue.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Nessus posted:

One day we'll finally find out who's the most depressed and nihilistic amongst the goons, but until that day, the posting will continue.

Well we keep trying to schedule a depress-off but no one really has the energy to organize it.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


You might want to reword that, dude.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
I was in a depress-off last week but I was blackout drunk and don't remember the particulars. I do recall waking up the next day in my own feces wearing nothing but a sash. The sash wasn't related to the depress-off, though.

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some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Zil posted:

It shows

no!!!

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