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I don't know about you but I've really enjoyed watching Chris enjoy playing his game over the years. Like that one time he did it and barely knew how to use a computer. And then that never again time where he showed us his true love for Star Citizen by never playing it again ever, for years and years.
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I would pay a crazy sum of money to watch chris roberts play returnal although with his wavey rear end hands maybe he'll be good at it or something
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May 4, 2021 19:44
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TheAgent posted:here lies star citizen. it never released We can give it a cool grave. 
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May 4, 2021 19:44
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when I get out to Virginia Imma gonna make a little graveyard on my property of all the big gaming failures because I am a huge nerd also now that everyone getting vaxxed, lets get people together in vegas or cali or texas or something to talk poo poo about star citizen, see some quad alien boobs and spend too much money
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May 4, 2021 19:48
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TheAgent posted:chris roberts staggering around the office, waving his hands aimlessly about and slowly moanin about polygons and pixels 
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May 4, 2021 20:00
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Thoatse posted:It's a procedural bird it's a space plane it's... Vision man!
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May 4, 2021 20:01
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TheAgent posted:also now that everyone getting vaxxed, lets get people together in vegas or cali or texas or something to talk poo poo about star citizen, see some quad alien boobs and spend too much money Euro goons can meet in Germany with some magic accountants
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May 4, 2021 20:08
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https://thumbs.gfycat.com/MediumUnfinishedBichonfrise-mobile.mp4
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May 4, 2021 20:24
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Pixelate posted:Euro goons can meet in Germany with some magic accountants we can stand around and peep for the code whisperers making the never-been-done-before Star Citizen
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May 4, 2021 20:35
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lobsterminator posted:I really hate space dads. These kinds of things might be fun once a week or so if you are the right amount of drunk and spergy. But if they are part of the game it will get annoying after the first time. Naah, it'll explode because some sperglord decided to eject 100,000 hand carts out of his cargo bay in the shipping lanes and every ship that touches one explodes because the carts are objects not ships so they can't be destroyed.
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May 4, 2021 20:36
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Dr. Honked posted:I predict quadruple tits, but they explode As long as they are lizard tits I don't care.
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May 4, 2021 21:19
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Is this game out yet? Did they ever team up with that awesome belt company? I'm sad the old thread got closed.
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May 4, 2021 21:21
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We are still exploring the creative nuances of Roberts's vision.
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May 4, 2021 21:23
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C-Bangin' it 
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Dark Off posted:remember godus? I will have to ask you to stop posting links to negative reviews of Godus. As an investor, I am obligated to keep the Net Promoter Score above 7 lest I lose value on my investment. It's not good for the devs and it's not good for the community. They are under immense pressure.
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May 4, 2021 21:26
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Zazz Razzamatazz posted:What did the Apollo astronauts do all day for the 4 day journey to the Moon? They hosed. Like, a lot, it was the sixties.
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May 4, 2021 21:44
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Sometimes you post quotes from Star Citizen weirdos and just by the way they read I can tell it was written by someone who spent months yelling at me on reddit for making a video where I fall through the floor of a space station or something, and it makes me so tired.
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May 4, 2021 21:55
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I like this site May 2020  May 2021 
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May 4, 2021 21:58
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TheAgent posted:when I get out to Virginia Imma gonna make a little graveyard on my property of all the big gaming failures because I am a huge nerd Haha could be fun... not sure if I'd want to go to a pick on Star Citizen mega event, but if I'm already in the neighborhood... sure!
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May 4, 2021 22:04
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Lammasu posted:As long as they are lizard tits I don't care. Not sure about lizards, but turtle tits most definitely. Did the CR movie whisperer steal lizards? I don't even recall all the dumb races anymore.
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May 4, 2021 22:06
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Pixelate posted:I like this site Oh poo poo is there a Star Citizen release date betting pool on PredictIt or something? We could make a lot of loving money off of Citizens with annual release bets.
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May 4, 2021 22:09
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But what's the prediction for Love Pledge?
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May 4, 2021 22:10
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The Titanic posted:Haha could be fun... not sure if I'd want to go to a pick on Star Citizen mega event, but if I'm already in the neighborhood... sure! I'll call it the love pledge launch party or something
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May 4, 2021 22:14
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Beet Wagon posted:Sometimes you post quotes from Star Citizen weirdos and just by the way they read I can tell it was written by someone who spent months yelling at me on reddit for making a video where I fall through the floor of a space station or something, and it makes me so tired. Just laugh at them, always be laughing
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May 4, 2021 22:23
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TheAgent posted:yeah I'm pretty sure my event would be populated only by myself and my life size cardboard cut out of chris roberts I want to say something lewd here but because there are so many kids in the thread I'll not say it. But you may as well not only launch, but catch up to like version 3.?? quickly so you start relevant. Your newest addition should be pushing trolleys around and walking between scenes in your space ship.
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May 4, 2021 22:24
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lobsterminator posted:Not to mention that taking a crap will probably explode your ship due to the physics. Kinda realistic since that's how a German sub was sunk by its own captain in WW2.
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May 4, 2021 22:33
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Beet Wagon posted:Sometimes you post quotes from Star Citizen weirdos and just by the way they read I can tell it was written by someone who spent months yelling at me on reddit for making a video where I fall through the floor of a space station or something, and it makes me so tired. Do you still care any way or the other? It's been almost a decade, this project is just a general shitposting outlet for me now.
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May 4, 2021 22:41
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its crazy looking back 5+ years like I ran across a post on the frontier forums in 2017 that was all "how can theagent be real? we all know sq42 is coming this year or next and everyone can see the massive progress being made in the PU" and its like lol at this point I just want star citizen to continue forever so I can keep all my lovely posting contained to this thread (mostly)
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May 4, 2021 22:54
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The Titanic posted:I want to say something lewd here but because there are so many kids in the thread I'll not say it.
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May 4, 2021 22:54
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TheAgent posted:push and pull refactor indeed CICD pipelines engaged. It's all downhill from here.
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May 4, 2021 23:02
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peter gabriel posted:On the END it is CHRIS making the game Chris always wanted to make. Citizens talking about Chris having some kind of vision for the game is so amusing. I assume they don't even know what having a vision means, seeing as how when it comes to being a visionary Chris is basically the blind guide leading the blind followers into a bottomless pit of wasted money. TheAgent posted:here lies star citizen. it never released Here lies Star Citizen, for it could not handle the truth. Bofast fucked around with this message at 23:06 on May 4, 2021 |
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May 4, 2021 23:04
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I wasn't expecting a 50s horror movie shop, but it's good 
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May 4, 2021 23:11
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Bofast posted:Citizens talking about Chris having some kind of vision for the game is so amusing. I assume they don't even know what having a vision means, seeing as how when it comes to being a visionary Chris is basically the blind guide leading the blind followers into a bottomless pit of wasted money. World War II in space has never been done! And neither have lizard people nor teenage or otherwise turtles.
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May 4, 2021 23:14
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TheAgent posted:yeah I'm pretty sure my event would be populated only by myself and my life size cardboard cut out of chris roberts
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May 4, 2021 23:32
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Amazing how ungrateful this thread is. I've gotten years of entertainment out of Star Citizen and I've never given Chris Roberts a penny. I did actually play Star Citizen for a couple hours during a free fly event though.
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May 4, 2021 23:57
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Popete posted:Amazing how ungrateful this thread is. I've gotten years of entertainment out of Star Citizen and I've never given Chris Roberts a penny. Ungrateful content locusts up in here honestly.  If you want to do something, go make a machinima movie using SC and tell us how it goes.
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trucutru posted:Do you still care any way or the other? It's been almost a decade, this project is just a general shitposting outlet for me now. Honestly not really. I check in on this thread way way less than I used to. It's hard to care about Star Citizen much now that it has just become an eternal slog of absolutely nothing. Most of the time if I'm laughing about Star Citizen it's because I randomly stumbled across a screencap of some freak being like "You're all haters and FUDsters, there's no way Squadron will be out later than 2017, tops!" lol
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May 5, 2021 00:14
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Can we spare a thought for the most effected? SC streamers... https://clips.twitch.tv/CooperativeAmusedAxeKlappa-o615gR-d1Um_u1BH https://clips.twitch.tv/BlazingChillyMeatloafDancingBaby-OqBM9AH9zDpAT2pI https://clips.twitch.tv/CharmingGoldenHareFUNgineer-3zvzuZ1wZVb22JuE https://clips.twitch.tv/EnticingArtsySpiderResidentSleeper-htFmpli0yYg2bpII
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May 5, 2021 00:16
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The best thing will be the Disco Lando / Ben tell-all book  you just *know* CI-G will have hosed up the NDAs.
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May 5, 2021 00:21
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Pixelate posted:Can we spare a thought for the most effected? SC streamers... Most of the star citizen streamers are viewbotting, HARD. Go through the viewer list, all new accounts and they cycle in and out of the stream without ever talking.
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Beet Wagon posted:Honestly not really. I check in on this thread way way less than I used to. It's hard to care about Star Citizen much now that it has just become an eternal slog of absolutely nothing. Most of the time if I'm laughing about Star Citizen it's because I randomly stumbled across a screencap of some freak being like "You're all haters and FUDsters, there's no way Squadron will be out later than 2017, tops!" lol At least they are learning. It used to be that they expected the game in [current_year +1] but nowadays it's [current_year + 2 + rnd(4)] . I guess it's hard not to learn the lesson that CIG gives them every single year for 9 years now.
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