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some plague rats posted:have you tried every thread except this one lmao 200% mad
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Lib and let die posted:lmao 200% mad absolutely steaming from the ears
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# ? May 4, 2021 04:12 |
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some plague rats posted:absolutely steaming from the ears lol that red text
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# ? May 4, 2021 06:22 |
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christ almighty the trainer at my new job won't shut the gently caress up about apple no, the "geniuses" at the nashville apple store did not, in fact, invent the concept of a computer toucher going "i don't know, maybe i should google that or check [relevant discipline forum]" we pioneered the acronym 'idklfo', it means i don't know, let's find out, and did i tell you about the time i sold a computer to the guitar player from the black keys? i sold him a mac pro and he was able to walk out the door with it same day, which, NEVER happens
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# ? May 4, 2021 15:30 |
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lol you work with computers
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# ? May 4, 2021 15:52 |
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Hot Karl Marx posted:lol you work with computers with computers, not of computers.
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# ? May 4, 2021 15:58 |
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Whoa, he was able to buy a computer at a store and walk out with it right then and there?? Apple really reinvented retail.
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# ? May 4, 2021 16:01 |
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Fame Douglas posted:Whoa, he was able to buy a computer at a store and walk out with it right then and there?? Apple really reinvented retail. never before in human history has a man walked into a computer store and walked out with a computer. thank u steve jobs o7
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# ? May 4, 2021 16:03 |
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well the planet isn't gonna kill itself
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# ? May 4, 2021 17:07 |
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Hot Karl Marx posted:well the planet isn't gonna kill itself th' planet's thrivin', cloud!
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# ? May 4, 2021 17:08 |
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Lib and let die posted:christ almighty the trainer at my new job won't shut the gently caress up about apple
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# ? May 5, 2021 00:04 |
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The Joe Man posted:i got kicked out of a meeting by some dipshit apple exec because i corrected him when he kept saying that all ipods fragment/split up their data (the shuffle did not, it was effectively just a thumb drive with a headphone jack) and when he argued back i said "well i can show you right now" and then he asked me to leave congrats on the self own
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# ? May 5, 2021 00:53 |
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it was worth it
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# ? May 5, 2021 00:56 |
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Apple should split up that one useless mouse button on their ugly computers
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# ? May 5, 2021 02:01 |
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Inspector Hound posted:Apple should split up that one useless mouse button on their ugly computers Wait, like, with two mice buttons? Revolutionary. Holy poo poo.
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# ? May 5, 2021 02:42 |
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it's probably good that i'm gonna die early from being a fat gently caress that can't sleep. my wife is 13 years older than i am and i don't think i could face much more of life without her so
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# ? May 5, 2021 14:41 |
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if i'm lucky i'll just go in my sleep one night when she's gone and all the animals are gone but it's probably going to be something incredibly painful like a heart attack or my fat gently caress body choking me out while i sleep
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# ? May 5, 2021 14:43 |
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then again, assholes live forever, so i'll probably end up being the first fat gently caress to ever live to like, 200 or something
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# ? May 5, 2021 14:45 |
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it took me 30 years to stop not wanting to sleep, but now that i realize that when i'm sleeping is the only time i'm not acting and feeling like an rear end in a top hat, i look forward to the numbing embrace of sleep every night, even if it's punctuated with bouts of not breathing
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# ? May 5, 2021 14:48 |
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sandwich anarchist said it best, everyone hates me, even me
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# ? May 5, 2021 14:57 |
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i'm such a loving burden on my wife i'm gonna have her baker act me so i'm a ward of the state and not her problem anymore i thnk
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# ? May 5, 2021 15:00 |
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you're like bust rodd but not fun
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some plague rats posted:absolutely steaming from the ears christ, $20 to own you for besmirching whatever the gently caress a Vinny Vinesauce is, eh
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# ? May 5, 2021 15:06 |
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Lib and let die posted:it's probably good that i'm gonna die early from being a fat gently caress that can't sleep. my wife is 13 years older than i am and i don't think i could face much more of life without her so your wife is a boomer
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# ? May 5, 2021 15:10 |
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grieving for Gandalf posted:you're like bust rodd but not fun punished bust rodd
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# ? May 5, 2021 18:52 |
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it's the end of the world as we know it and i do not feel fine michael stipe lied to me
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# ? May 5, 2021 20:21 |
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Foo Diddley posted:it's the end of the world as we know it and i do not feel fine He said he felt fine, he didn't say you feel fine.
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# ? May 5, 2021 20:43 |
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Tubgoat posted:He said he felt fine, he didn't say you feel fine. i thought it was implied that i'd be right there feelin' fine with him. guess i was wrong
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# ? May 5, 2021 21:09 |
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Foo Diddley posted:i thought it was implied that i'd be right there feelin' fine with him. guess i was wrong I'll feel fine when it's over
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# ? May 5, 2021 21:15 |
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:christ, $20 to own you for besmirching whatever the gently caress a Vinny Vinesauce is, eh $40 at this point. I respect the purity of their hate
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# ? May 5, 2021 22:00 |
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grieving for Gandalf posted:you're like bust rodd but not fun brutal
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# ? May 5, 2021 22:00 |
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did some shameful poo poo tonight
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# ? May 14, 2021 08:52 |
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like, if i was religious, i would need to confess. holy gently caress. I cant even get into it. I deserve hell.
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# ? May 14, 2021 08:53 |
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I deserve all the bad things happening to me. goddamn. I'm a liar and a cheat and a loving manipulator (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? May 14, 2021 08:53 |
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badkins
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# ? May 14, 2021 08:57 |
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lol you got your old av back hell yeah
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# ? May 14, 2021 08:57 |
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i thought of the powered by dow jones thing and wanted it as a tag but also theres no way i'd do 2x5 for it. so i said gently caress it, i'll just put it over it
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# ? May 14, 2021 09:01 |
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lmao
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# ? May 14, 2021 09:02 |
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gently caress it. nothing matters. Dont look back.
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life is meaningless. it's all words and pretext
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