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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



297 child porn files on his phone and he gets 10 months pinky swear don’t do it again wtf

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CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
What forum does he mod?

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
FIFA knew

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020

CyberPingu posted:

What forum does he mod?

QCS

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
A lot of British TV personalities getting their papers ready to move to Germany.

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Gigi Galli posted:

A lot of British TV personalities getting their papers ready to move to Germany.

g'tag Rolf

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

A cardiologist in Derby didn't even get struck off for downloading child porn on his NHS computer because he said he was stressed.

"Your Honor, I thought they were referring to our points total"

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:

297 child porn files on his phone and he gets 10 months pinky swear don’t do it again wtf
For comparison to the US system, the guy who gave me my first non-retail full time job, a high school principal, spent 2+ in prison for two dozen images of 12-14 year old girls after he'd moved on to run a high school in another district (he used his office computer to access CP at least once).

He had a multi-year probation period tacked on, he's permanently on the Sex Offender's Registry, and understandably his ability to get/keep a license to work anywhere in education was permanently suspended.

Crazy Ted fucked around with this message at 04:59 on Apr 30, 2021

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



jesus WEP posted:

10 month suspended sentence :yikes: wtf germany

Sexual predators have been given ridiculously low sentences for decades, this sadly is nothing new. Our justice system is absolutely hosed up, and human garbage like Metzelder still gets to live a normal life, while all the victims continue to suffer their entire lifes.



But don't you DARE get caught with your own weed plant, you're bound to end up in jail, because according to our laws smoking weed is a worse crime than abusing children.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

Germansimp posted:

Sexual predators have been given ridiculously low sentences for decades, this sadly is nothing new. Our justice system is absolutely hosed up, and human garbage like Metzelder still gets to live a normal life, while all the victims continue to suffer their entire lifes.



But don't you DARE get caught with your own weed plant, you're bound to end up in jail, because according to our laws smoking weed is a worse crime than abusing children.

I'm guessing you are talking about Bavaria op....

In Berlin you can smoke and grow weed pretty much all you want :weedass:

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

oliwan posted:

I'm guessing you are talking about Bavaria op....

In Berlin you can smoke and grow weed pretty much all you want :weedass:

Lol that's complete bullshit.

You can carry a small amount of weed for personal use and won't be prosecuted unless in some special cases e.g smoking next to a minor or some buildings.

But growing weed is still illegal unless you are an approved medical crop grower.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

CyberPingu posted:

Lol that's complete bullshit.

You can carry a small amount of weed for personal use and won't be prosecuted unless in some special cases e.g smoking next to a minor or some buildings.

But growing weed is still illegal unless you are an approved medical crop grower.

lmao. You should come to Berlin some time op instead of looking up poo poo on the internet and thinking you know better. I'll roll you one too.

edit: btw the official "small amount" you can carry in Berlin is 15 grams lol, in practice it's a backpack full of weed.

oliwan fucked around with this message at 10:22 on Apr 30, 2021

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

oliwan posted:

lmao. You should come to Berlin some time op instead of looking up poo poo on the internet and thinking you know better. I'll roll you one too.

edit: btw the official "small amount" you can carry in Berlin is 15 grams lol, in practice it's a backpack full of weed.

It was the growing part...

Whether you get popped or not is a different matter but telling someone "You can grow as much as you like" isnt true.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

CyberPingu posted:

It was the growing part...

Whether you get popped or not is a different matter but telling someone "You can grow as much as you like" isnt true.

Yes I know op, technically it isn't true. I guess you can't have a full on commercial growing operation in a house. That's why I also said "pretty much", and I was referring to personal use. However, you can walk the streets here and literally see the lamps and plants behind the windows, and no one is going to bother you.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/ScotlandSky/status/1388090790791061508

Oh and the bloke who (spoilered for suicide/self harm content) told him to hit the right vein next time after he had been open about his previous suicide attempt is on the Sex Offenders Register for secretly filming himself having sex with a woman and sending the video to his friends.

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

goddamnedtwisto posted:

https://twitter.com/ScotlandSky/status/1388090790791061508

Oh and the bloke who (spoilered for suicide/self harm content) told him to hit the right vein next time after he had been open about his previous suicide attempt is on the Sex Offenders Register for secretly filming himself having sex with a woman and sending the video to his friends.

quote:

“This is simply untrue. Throughout the first half of the game, I was subjected to abuse and disparaging comments from the Albion Rovers dug out. I did not react to these.

“David Cox, who was a substitute and not playing, was booked by the referee for entering the pitch and abusing me.

“I did not abuse him. His abuse of me took place in front of the linesman. Had I made the comment, which it has been said that I made, then It is inconceivable that it would have not been heard by the linesman.

“Having been personally subjected to disparaging and hurtful remarks as a player for many years, I condemn any such practice.

i really hope he is equating the poo poo you mentioned and what happened to david cox here, that'd be :kiss:

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
drat, that is some next level poo poo if you abuse someone with insults so bad, they retire from their chosen career forever.

It was 20 years for it to finally take with Lowtax.

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer
Look at this guy trying to be funny



They just won the league title by way of steamrolling through a team that came into this game with an 11-win streak
Too bad it's not just unfunny but also mostly red
loving red
That's like winning a title with Liverpool and showing up to the celebration in all blue

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.

Alexeythegreat posted:

Look at this guy trying to be funny



They just won the league title by way of steamrolling through a team that came into this game with an 11-win streak
Too bad it's not just unfunny but also mostly red
loving red
That's like winning a title with Liverpool and showing up to the celebration in all blue

Is that Lovren?

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer

Akbar posted:

Is that Lovren?

That's Dzyuba
Lovren is way too mature to do anything even remotely like this

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

to be fair, if john terry suddenly appeared on the pitch in a full batman outfit i would respect that at least six times more than turning up to a chelsea game in a chelsea kit

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/ACORN_Newcastle/status/1388825950079668226?s=20

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc
Infected eczema sounds pretty awful.

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
actually theyre one of the giants of the bosnian league

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
https://twitter.com/afcstuff/status/1389892749231632385?s=19

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.


Joking aside, gently caress this rear end in a top hat.

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Cannon_Fodder posted:

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.


Joking aside, gently caress this rear end in a top hat.

Also lmao at this pathetic attempt to bullshit his way out of it:

quote:

Lehman has apologised and said he meant that, as ex-Germany defender Aogo was "very knowledgeable", he had helped increase the "quota".

oval office.

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



I hear he's humble and articulate too

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->
Gunners are cunts

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord


Quotendeutsch

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
RIP Jose Reyes, you scored an absolute screamer against Chelsea, got homesick, and literally died in a horrible car crash (no, he didn't go back to Arsenal!)

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
stay deutsch AND get frimponged

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/footbalIfights/status/1391747895850905601?s=20

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



The worst case of mumble mouth I’ve ever heard

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc

Can't even stomp the cell phone.

For shame.

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

oil mcburnie

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Karl Sharks posted:

oil mcburnie

what is the last 150 years of human history, alex?

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Flayer posted:



Quotendeutsch

Weird. Havnt seen that revision of that meme before.

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!
Try the mod forum

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CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

brocked posted:

Try the mod forum

GD explicitly told people to stop posting it here.

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