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Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Kenning posted:

There are people who pronounce "wolf" as "wuf", and people who pronounce "oof" as "uf" and there is an overlap in that Venn diagram.

What the actual gently caress

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RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Biplane posted:

What the actual gently caress

one of my exes called them 'woofs' and to this day I don't know if she was pronouncing wolf oddly, or making a barking noise to try and be cutesy(like calling a cow a moo cow)

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

https://twitter.com/LilySimpson1312/status/1390448771666825221

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Kenning posted:

There are people who pronounce "wolf" as "wuf", and people who pronounce "oof" as "uf" and there is an overlap in that Venn diagram.

:dafuq:

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


The Scrooge McDuck avatar is pretty on the nose

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.
Glad that Geop is on the up-and-up

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Scrooge's point is apparently more that you should be mindful of how taking time off could be annoying/disruptive to your colleagues. I still disagree with them, but it's at least a better sentiment than the bootlicking I assumed from the start.

https://twitter.com/privilegelog/status/1390342514088058885

Also Scrooge disagreed with that reply and the guy took offense to it lol
https://twitter.com/katatvandy/status/1390344974726795271

Mak0rz has a new favorite as of 07:45 on May 7, 2021

Bugsy
Jul 15, 2004

I'm thumpin'. That's
why they call me
'Thumper'.


Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/gregkellyusa/status/1390392522267107330

https://twitter.com/gregkellyusa/status/1390430448057307142

$1415.00 garbage rear end pants that dont even fit him.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

As you can see on this graph, (smears a lovely and greasy wrinkled page torn out of a presentation pad on the table) up until this era here, we see a preponderance of Nerd fossil data, but after right about this spot on the timeline (points to a scribbled gap bafflingly marked "HOLE LEFT BY THE GAMERGATE DARK AGES") we only see Trans fossils

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

Please tell me she's running in Belfast

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

I see the McOz is back

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


Does he know that for like $10 you can get pants taken up so they fit better?

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

OwlFancier posted:

If you want a funny british tea fact they have a kettle fitted permanently to almost all british military vehicles.

They invented an electric kettle for tanks in the 40's so that you could have a cuppa without having to get out of the tank and start a fire.

The boiling vessel is pretty useful, it isn't just for Tea. It's also good for hot water for washing in the field and just as important as the tea part, heating up rations so the crews can have hot food.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Ah, the cruelty of the system is laid bare.

You have technically unlimited vacation, but you will be shamed and professionally punished for taking any vacation.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Labor and employment attorney

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The transgender tsunami sounds pretty radical tbh.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Biplane posted:

What the hell kind of shitass rhyme is this??

A useful one. I spent like a decade thinking the woman who wrote "No Ad" had gone completely loving bonkers.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
I have two two kettles.

£7 from Morrison’s and it means I can boil the water for the vegetables/pressure cooker/dog food/tea at the same time.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Why do you need to boil water for dog food?

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Springer spaniels need a special diet or they turn into walking fart boxes - so we feed them vitalin which looks like rabbit food but it’s got a gravy coating that needs hot water to activate.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Skwirl posted:

Why do you need to boil water for dog food?

just lol if your dog doesn't exclusively eat packet soup

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Skwirl posted:

A useful one. I spent like a decade thinking the woman who wrote "No Ad" had gone completely loving bonkers.

Also, I remember hearing at some point that it's actually proven that you remember lovely-sounding mnemonics better than good ones.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Platystemon posted:

Ah, the cruelty of the system is laid bare.

You have technically unlimited vacation, but you will be shamed and professionally punished for taking any vacation.

Yeah, the solution to this is to hire enough people that everyone can take their allotted PTO without impacting the team.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Scratch Monkey posted:

is Spokane pronounced "spo-KANE", "spo-CAN" or "SPO-kun"?

She don't lie. She don't lie. She don't lie.

Spokane.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://twitter.com/hollis_jane/status/1390490404248690691?s=20

OP not idiot. Scientologists idiots

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
You should not tell us who the obvious idiot is so we can point and laugh at goons who somehow get it wrong.

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

Zetsubou-san posted:

I see the McOz is back

at least the burger king stranger things whopper came with retro packaging:

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

Zesty posted:

You should not tell us who the obvious idiot is so we can point and laugh at goons who somehow get it wrong.

IIRC this used to produce multiple pages of pointless arguing

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Zesty posted:

You should not tell us who the obvious idiot is so we can point and laugh at goons who somehow get it wrong.

Ahahahahahaha

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


Naomi Bad testified at the Michigan capitol about vaccine passports (which are not a thing):

https://twitter.com/Dave_Boucher1/status/1390325738339962886?s=19

The whole thread is magnificent

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Vaccine passports aren’t real, but I wish they were.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/bearwitness2019/status/1390272772459401221?s=21

Those well known strategic naval locations of *checks notes* the Chiltern hills.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



I looked up the article. I think this is a pretty good response:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQCU36pkH7c

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

ultrafilter posted:

I looked up the article. I think this is a pretty good response:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQCU36pkH7c

This one is way better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDcTU9zh3LU

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

RFC2324 posted:

why are the forums trying to interact with my VR set when I open the post page?

It's the Vimeo embedded video.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

:rolleye:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I'm nostalgic for the time when nostalgia was about things that actually happened to people at an impressionable age, not what movies they watched

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



I'm nostalgic for Minion memes

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009


wow this really blew up! thanks for the gold everyone

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ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004



https://twitter.com/hollis_jane/status/1390508095927840769

extremely not surprising lol

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