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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Orange Devil posted:

iirc more bald eagles live in Canada than in the US.

This would be true if Alaska were not part of the United States.

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papa horny michael
Aug 18, 2009

by Pragmatica
jeremy corbyn's unapologetic antisemitism

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
"They waved a beetroot in the air and shouted gently caress CAPITALISM - Inside the SEDER from HELL!"

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
Keir Starmer is in charge of the Labour Party.

Pibur
Jan 28, 2019

Hpbby Lobby directly funded ISIS through buying black market "religious artifacts"

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
Training Osama Bin Laden on CIA terrorism techniques and then acting surprised when he did terrorism to us with it

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
literally given money and weapons to protect their religious freedom from the soviets and get confused when they go extremely jihad

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Benjamin Franklin posted:

the “Bald Eagle...is a Bird of bad moral Character. He does not get his Living honestly…[he] is too lazy to fish for himself.”

About the turkey, Franklin wrote that in comparison to the bald eagle, the turkey is “a much more respectable Bird, and withal a true original Native of America...He is besides, though a little vain & silly, a Bird of Courage.”

nailed it

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Bald Eagles have stupid cries so they are always dubbed over with a cooler sounding birds

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Toph Bei Fong posted:

Back when the W. Bush-era Iraq war was riding high, they printed up custom poker decks for the soldiers to get familiar with their targets



We still have a pack or two of those somewhere around the old family house

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Orange Devil posted:

iirc more bald eagles live in Canada than in the US.

most canadians live within 50 miles of the border

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009


holy gently caress

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider
Barry Soetoro is a good name for junk forms

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

Benjamin Franklin posted:
the “Bald Eagle...is a Bird of bad moral Character. He does not get his Living honestly…[he] is too lazy to fish for himself.”

About the turkey, Franklin wrote that in comparison to the bald eagle, the turkey is “a much more respectable Bird, and withal a true original Native of America...He is besides, though a little vain & silly, a Bird of Courage.”

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

MikeCrotch posted:

Bald Eagles have stupid cries so they are always dubbed over with a cooler sounding birds

Bald Eagles have excellent PR teams

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

i just remembered it again lol

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo
jack nicholson endorsed bernie and I never heard about it wtf

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


christmas boots posted:

Bald Eagles have excellent PR teams

Bald eagle's voice actor is red tailed hawk

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUzjGlkMgjQ

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Low Desert Punk posted:

i just remembered it again lol

The better one is the one with her silhouette wreathed in a halo of light imo

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


saw someone on twitter say obama "made 2 of the most important phone calls of 2020" —— killing the bernie campaign and killing the nba strike


good times, thanks obama etc

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

gee I wonder if this guy thinks the armenian genocide is real

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

gee I wonder if this guy thinks the armenian genocide is real

"They deserved it, also it never happened"

Shaffness
Jan 15, 2001

Echo Chamber posted:

Keir Starmer is in charge of the Labour Party.

This sounds like a Stormfront username.

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011


"we will only be taking questions about hair"

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider
the clients attorneys dream of

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
adult swim making where was it, Boston? shut down for a day with bright leds of the space invaders from aqua teen

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

Toph Bei Fong posted:

Back when the W. Bush-era Iraq war was riding high, they printed up custom poker decks for the soldiers to get familiar with their targets


I have one of these! I got it as a present and if had no idea that's why they existed.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Uday sure was handsome for a complete psychopath

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

Mr. Lobe posted:

Uday sure was handsome for a complete psychopath

I forgot how exactly he died but

quote:

The American forces then bombed the house many times and fired missiles. Three adults were thought to have died due to the TOW missile fired into the front of the house. In the third attempt, the soldiers killed Qusay's only remaining 14-year-old son after he fired. Saddam Hussein's 14-year-old grandson, Mustafa, has been the last to die in four-hour siege, and kept shooting even after Qusay and Uday, his father and uncle, had been killed, US military officials said.

:stare:

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
a whole family of Chris Dorners

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



i read that as John McClane lol

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps
does anyone have the gif of Bannon in, I think Saudi Arabia, looking terrified and getting spooked by the brown men in traditional dress?

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

Rah! posted:

i read that as John McClane lol

Maybe he did, too!

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

the gently caress is breadtube

https://youtu.be/6ai2c5vZGOs

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
Jared Kushner's plan for peace in the Middle East was just the Spongebob episode of taking a town and pushing it somewhere else

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Kitfox88 posted:

adult swim making where was it, Boston? shut down for a day with bright leds of the space invaders from aqua teen

Everything about the response to the boston marathon

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

gradenko_2000 posted:

Jared Kushner's plan for peace in the Middle East was just the Spongebob episode of taking a town and pushing it somewhere else

Oh hey! That's my plan for peace in the middle east, except a whole fake country. Israel is now at rhe bottom of the Marianas trench. Get moving.

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

jisforjosh posted:

I forgot how exactly he died but


:stare:

Gangster nation. Start poo poo and they'll wipe out your whole bloodline.

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Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Kitfox88 posted:

adult swim making where was it, Boston? shut down for a day with bright leds of the space invaders from aqua teen

It hosed up adult swim / cartoon network for a few years afterwards because their CEO had to fall on their sword. The replacement apparently didn't like animation at all and tried to turn the channel into a live action network lol

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