|
A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:The real answer is to always poo poo in the showers at the gym so you don't have to worry about maintenance and can immediately wash your rear end to a sparkling shine. Alas, my county went back into lockdown & the gym showers are all off limits. Time to poo poo in their outdoor workout section they set up in the parking lot!
|
#
?
May 7, 2021 22:45
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 20, 2024 16:27 |
|
|
Getting athlete's foot to own the big TP lobby
|
|
#
?
May 7, 2021 22:46
|
|
|
Bloody Hedgehog posted:I want an intensive double blind study to PROVE bidets work. Stick your finger in peanut butter, then run it under the tap at full blast. It'll still have peanut butter on it when you turn the water off. I dont see how even a intense hydro blast of water can get all that dookie off. If peanut butter is a good physical analogy for your poop, your problems are beyond the bidet.
|
|
#
?
May 7, 2021 22:47
|
|
|
Data Graham posted:People convinced they don't smell because humans grow accustomed to their own stench Like smokers, who insist they don't smell like an ashtray because they burned away their sense of smell.
|
|
#
?
May 7, 2021 22:47
|
|
|
Cartoon Man posted:Let’s see who I can Doxx today… I cut my finger doing this FYI be careful everybody
|
|
#
?
May 7, 2021 22:49
|
|
|
Detective No. 27 posted:Like smokers, who insist they don't smell like an ashtray because they burned away their sense of smell. I quit smoking 3 years ago and about 4 months into it I ran across my first smoker and was absolutely appalled by the smell. Like holy poo poo, I can't believe I smelled like that for 15 years and thought I was hiding it with mouthwash.
|
|
#
?
May 7, 2021 22:51
|
|
|
https://twitter.com/GetGianni/status/1390758402431803392
|
|
#
?
May 7, 2021 22:54
|
|
|
A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:I quit smoking 3 years ago and about 4 months into it I ran across my first smoker and was absolutely appalled by the smell. Like holy poo poo, I can't believe I smelled like that for 15 years and thought I was hiding it with mouthwash. Yeah some people loving reek and have no idea Like distilled rancid piss that's been set afire
|
|
#
?
May 7, 2021 22:54
|
|
|
A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:I quit smoking 3 years ago and about 4 months into it I ran across my first smoker and was absolutely appalled by the smell. Like holy poo poo, I can't believe I smelled like that for 15 years and thought I was hiding it with mouthwash. Yeah same Like, holy loving poo poo does it reek when I pass by a smoker now, and I can smell it from a mile away.
|
|
#
?
May 7, 2021 22:56
|
|
|
Detective No. 27 posted:Like smokers, who insist they don't smell like an ashtray because they burned away their sense of smell. Or people who don't brush their teeth. Dude no I am not kissing you your mouth smells like a literal turd, how do you not know
|
|
#
?
May 7, 2021 22:56
|
|
|
How much TP do you guys even use? I have been able to get by with like four squares max in nearly all situations. Are you like just swaddling your entire hand each time? (I know people with fem genitals require more)
|
|
#
?
May 7, 2021 23:01
|
|
|
Bloody Hedgehog posted:I want an intensive double blind study to PROVE bidets work. Stick your finger in peanut butter, then run it under the tap at full blast. It'll still have peanut butter on it when you turn the water off. I dont see how even a intense hydro blast of water can get all that dookie off. I alternate TP and bidet. I also got the Toto Washlet and have been ghetto running an extension cord to it until I can get an electrician to come here through the plague Try cleaning up peanut butter in your carpet with just a hose. Now try it with just dry toilet paper. Now try both.
|
|
#
?
May 7, 2021 23:07
|
|
|
Nessus posted:How much TP do you guys even use? I have been able to get by with like four squares max in nearly all situations. Are you like just swaddling your entire hand each time? (I know people with fem genitals require more) I wrap my whole hand like a mummy then just go to town.
|
|
#
?
May 7, 2021 23:09
|
|
|
I go through a roll like every 2-3 months, never could picture what was going on with the people buying flats of the stuff once covid hit
|
|
#
?
May 7, 2021 23:12
|
|
|
This bidet has a four year break even point then we're saving twenty whole bucks a year This cheap plastic wand squirting water at my rear end in a top hat is a rock solid investment
|
|
#
?
May 7, 2021 23:17
|
|
|
I take a shower after I poo poo. Clean that rear end with soap every time.
|
|
#
?
May 7, 2021 23:19
|
|
|
PYF Mmrnmhrm: I farted, but i had a bidet
|
|
#
?
May 7, 2021 23:23
|
|
|
PLEASE someone post the mspaint wrapped/line-of-TP-around-leg-overhead wipe train please. I know you, the person reading this, knows exactly what I'm talking about
|
|
#
?
May 7, 2021 23:40
|
|
|
A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Why do you think the french smell so bad? European showers are cool. But there is a stereotype based on US army dudes coming in to France after DDay and it was like, what you guys don't bathe? Is there some kind of problem in your country? Something wrong with basic services?
|
|
#
?
May 7, 2021 23:46
|
|
|
You guys know you can just not poop right
|
|
#
?
May 7, 2021 23:50
|
|
|
dialhforhero posted:Okay but moist towelettes aka baby wipes is a pretty good poor mans rear end cleaner ngl. I love, LOVE moist towelettes.
|
|
#
?
May 7, 2021 23:50
|
|
|
A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:I wrap my whole hand like a mummy then just go to town.  BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:European showers are cool.
|
|
#
?
May 7, 2021 23:51
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
May 7, 2021 23:51
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
May 7, 2021 23:51
|
|
|
How! posted:You guys know you can just not poop right Some techbro who was on Soylent tried to stop pooping, he decided he would only intake the exact amount of material his body needed to function with no waste, and took an insanely powerful antibiotic to kill all of his gut flora. I think he hospitalised himself with weapons-grade hellshits.
|
|
#
?
May 7, 2021 23:53
|
|
|
BaronVanAwesome posted:PLEASE someone post the mspaint wrapped/line-of-TP-around-leg-overhead wipe train please.  e: What I've always wanted to know: how does the poop get on the side of the toilet paper opposite the anus?
|
|
#
?
May 7, 2021 23:54
|
|
|
hell, if I had a tail, I would too
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2021 00:01
|
|
|
I loving told you people who haven't used it to stay in your loving lane. Ya don't know poo poo.Bloody Hedgehog posted:I want an intensive double blind study to PROVE bidets work. Stick your finger in peanut butter, then run it under the tap at full blast. It'll still have peanut butter on it when you turn the water off. I dont see how even a intense hydro blast of water can get all that dookie off. If you use it properly there's no poop left on you (your bidet will have a lot more pressure than your tap also holy gently caress eat some fiber. Peanut butter? Jesus, man). Azhais posted:That's why I made my own out of a 3000psi pressure washer Yeah, they have pressure and it works wonders. You can give yourself an enema if you're not careful (or on purpose if you want). Nessus posted:How much TP do you guys even use? I have been able to get by with like four squares max in nearly all situations. Are you like just swaddling your entire hand each time? (I know people with fem genitals require more) None. I keep it around for guests. Manager Hoyden posted:This bidet has a four year break even point then we're saving twenty whole bucks a year Yeah, and not wiping at all is even cheaper, so why no do that, you filthy loving animal? It's also less wasteful and healthier. If there's a better option that's inexpensive, has no maintenance cost, and is less wasteful, why not try it? Stexils posted:PYF Mmrnmhrm: I farted, but i had a bidet Don't think I've ever sharted, but I get bad swamp rear end and a good rinse down there does wonders in the summer. Good thread title. Even been sick and had to poo poo all day and wipe your rear end raw? Well, water doesn't have the same effect and you can let out sloppy cayenne shits all day and not punish your ring. Buy one of these and try it. It will change your life for the better instantly: https://luxebidet.com/product/neo-120-bidet-attachment/ You guys sound like a bunch of English sailors discussing how bathing more than once a year will give you plague.
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2021 00:09
|
|
|
Manager Hoyden posted:This bidet has a four year break even point then we're saving twenty whole bucks a year Memento posted:Some techbro who was on Soylent tried to stop pooping, he decided he would only intake the exact amount of material his body needed to function with no waste, and took an insanely powerful antibiotic to kill all of his gut flora.
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2021 00:09
|
|
|
Fatty Crabcakes posted:It was the dude who invented¹ Soylent, Robert idr his last name but it was something boche Isn't that the cool guy who ordered completely new shirts from some a sweatshop and threw them away after he wore them because he thought it was wasteful to do laundry
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2021 00:18
|
|
|
Manager Hoyden posted:Isn't that the cool guy who ordered completely new shirts from some a sweatshop and threw them away after he wore them because he thought it was wasteful to do laundry I mean it sounds like something he would do.
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2021 00:20
|
|
|
Yeah that's the guy
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2021 00:23
|
|
|
I like the leap that can't have a Telsa because it would use up too much energy to charge, but has no problems logging into a server farm when he needs real computing power.
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2021 00:26
|
|
|
Cocaine Bear posted:I loving told you people who haven't used it to stay in your loving lane. Ya don't know poo poo. I have used a bidet, multiple times, and I guarantee that you will tell me that I'm using it wrong when I say that every time I used it I walked around with a wet rear end for the next hour and felt filthy until the next time I went to the bathroom. You've turned your bidet into a religion and so your opinion can be discounted.
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2021 00:29
|
|
|
Edit: nm
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2021 00:31
|
|
|
i can smell my own stink but i happen to like my stink and everyone else is just gonna have to deal with it
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2021 00:31
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2021 00:32
|
|
|
SneezeOfTheDecade posted:I have used a bidet, multiple times, and I guarantee that you will tell me that I'm using it wrong when I say that every time I used it I walked around with a wet rear end for the next hour and felt filthy until the next time I went to the bathroom. You've turned your bidet into a religion and so your opinion can be discounted. Butt towel or TP. If you spill water on the floor do you just bitch until it evaporates?
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2021 00:34
|
|
|
Cocaine Bear posted:Butt towel or TP. I wipe it up with the socks I'm wearing
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2021 00:35
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 20, 2024 16:27 |
|
|
Cocaine Bear posted:Butt towel or TP.
|
|
#
?
May 8, 2021 00:36
|
|
cowboy