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Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

SneezeOfTheDecade posted:

They're by Emmy Cicierega, but I'm not sure she ever made any more of them. Her public art posting's kind of trailed off now that she's working on TV cartoons full-time.

Did she get creeped off the forums too or was that just Kate Beaton?

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

kate beaton didn't get creeped off the forums and she gets deeply embarrassed every time some goon pops up in her replies apologizing for it

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

SneezeOfTheDecade posted:

They're by Emmy Cicierega, but I'm not sure she ever made any more of them. Her public art posting's kind of trailed off now that she's working on TV cartoons full-time.

is she the sister of the dude who made mouth sounds?

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era

snergle posted:

is she the sister of the dude who made mouth sounds?

Yup!

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

By popular demand posted:

I really want this to be a part of some modern fantasy miniseries, the fish somehow talks (psychically?) And is carried by a mute servant everywhere. Could be a detective/CSI type or even an evasive informant giving clues to the heroes.
The reason for a talking sapient fish being possible maybe lightly hinted at but never revealed, it's more intriguing this way.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




snergle posted:

is she the sister of the dude who made mouth sounds?

Fun fact: he created potter puppet pals to make her laugh

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
I think it was Neil who was on the boards and left

I want to say helldump was giving him poo poo but I can't check saclopedia from the awful app

Antitonic
Sep 24, 2011

Invented By Gandhi

Phy posted:

I think it was Neil who was on the boards and left

I want to say helldump was giving him poo poo but I can't check saclopedia from the awful app

Apparently they both were?
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2989669#post351002154

“Trapezoid” and “Bindi”, if the thread’s to be believed.

Oh, right:

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

Phy posted:

I think it was Neil who was on the boards and left

I want to say helldump was giving him poo poo but I can't check saclopedia from the awful app

Yeah Helldump was giving him poo poo, so he trolled the thread by pretending to be the most famous and egotistical celebrity ever. It was hilarious, the dumpers lost their poo poo and got themselves probed, but it worked a little too well and an annoyed mod perma'd him. One of many permas that ought to be reviewed and rehabilitated by the new regime.

edit: gently caress, beaten

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





I bet that fish is having a really weird day.

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Syd Midnight posted:

Yeah Helldump was giving him poo poo, so he trolled the thread by pretending to be the most famous and egotistical celebrity ever. It was hilarious, the dumpers lost their poo poo and got themselves probed, but it worked a little too well and an annoyed mod perma'd him. One of many permas that ought to be reviewed and rehabilitated by the new regime.

edit: gently caress, beaten

Looks like he was unperma'd at some point? Not that he'd ever come back

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

Facebook Aunt posted:

I bet that fish is having a really weird day.

"Yep, that's me, you're probably wondering how I got myself into this situation..."

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Despite all my sass
I'm still just a bass in some glass

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

FreudianSlippers posted:

Despite all my sass
I'm still just a bass in some glass

:hmmyes:

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Ghost Toast
Nov 4, 2005


reefcase

White Light
Dec 19, 2012

By popular demand posted:

I really want this to be a part of some modern fantasy miniseries, the fish somehow talks (psychically?) And is carried by a mute servant everywhere. Could be a detective/CSI type or even an evasive informant giving clues to the heroes.
The reason for a talking sapient fish being possible maybe lightly hinted at but never revealed, it's more intriguing this way.

You just described Bob the Goldfish from Earthworm Jim.

Ninurta
Sep 19, 2007
What the HELL? That's my cutting board.

Radio Paranoia posted:

I was just thinking about this earlier today!



So am I, isn't that the point of porn?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Radio Paranoia posted:

I was just thinking about this earlier today!



Catholics try to push the whole Jesus judging you for sinning thing, but Jesus hung out with the hookers and lepers. He's probably heard about and seen all kinds of weirder poo poo than whatever you're into, and he'd just look at it with amusement.

Or just sit there commenting on it, I reckon;

"That knot's totally tied wrong"

"They are doing that wrong, and I'm amazed they haven't both hurt themselves yet".

"She's faking it".

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Catholics try to push the whole Jesus judging you for sinning thing, but Jesus hung out with the hookers and lepers. He's probably heard about and seen all kinds of weirder poo poo than whatever you're into, and he'd just look at it with amusement.

Or just sit there commenting on it, I reckon;

"That knot's totally tied wrong"

"They are doing that wrong, and I'm amazed they haven't both hurt themselves yet".

"She's faking it".

"they don't make cat'o'nine tails like they used to"

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Jesus critiquing the joinery on your sex rack

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

OwlFancier posted:

Jesus critiquing the joinery on your sex rack

"That thing couldn't hold me for six minutes, let alone six hours!"

Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

💀
Jesus was a white man with blue eyes and most likely american

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Careful now, someone might remember that he considered himself a practising Jew.
And he also may have been gay.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Catholics try to push the whole Jesus judging you for sinning thing, but Jesus hung out with the hookers and lepers. He's probably heard about and seen all kinds of weirder poo poo than whatever you're into, and he'd just look at it with amusement.

Or just sit there commenting on it, I reckon;

"That knot's totally tied wrong"

"They are doing that wrong, and I'm amazed they haven't both hurt themselves yet".

"She's faking it".

I mean he was a doomsday preacher, those folks don't tend to get much play in civilised society

I imagine a bunch of his pals probably thought that they were the odd one out

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Someone should write the gospels of yehoshua ben avraham, a mild mannered leper who follows Jesus around and jokingly hits on all the ladies as a psychological coping mechanism with his mortality until his condition clears unexpectedly but people misdiagnosed leprosy constantly back then.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



No joke though, Willem Dafoe has only grown more into the role

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Collapsing Farts posted:

Jesus was a white man with blue eyes and most likely american

Yeah duh, I'm an American we all know this is true.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Jesus changed the wooder into wine.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Catholics try to push the whole Jesus judging you for sinning thing, but Jesus hung out with the hookers and lepers. He's probably heard about and seen all kinds of weirder poo poo than whatever you're into, and he'd just look at it with amusement.
https://twitter.com/bartlebytaco/status/951865301611794434

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Is that a sin, tho

Asking for a friend.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Isn't there a doctrine that explains Jesus saw every sin that ever was and ever would be performed so he could absolve it all on the cross? Cranking it to double amputee porn at the XXX truck stop is gonna be pretty low in the strange poo poo he would have seen.

Fake efb

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Grendels Dad posted:

Is that a sin, tho

Asking for a friend.

It's at least 4 or 5 different types of sin at the same time

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

It's at least 4 or 5 different types of sin at the same time

Those are rookie numbers.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Perhaps he just wanted to die after seeing it, tbh. I feel like he didn't really get a choice in the matter, either you live with it or you die and everyone is happy.

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



zedprime posted:

Isn't there a doctrine that explains Jesus saw every sin that ever was and ever would be performed so he could absolve it all on the cross? Cranking it to double amputee porn at the XXX truck stop is gonna be pretty low in the strange poo poo he would have seen.

Fake efb

at least one person is aware of this fact and has masturbated specifically to make jesus watch them do it

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

OwlFancier posted:

Perhaps he just wanted to die after seeing it, tbh. I feel like he didn't really get a choice in the matter, either you live with it or you die and everyone is happy.

"Hey Dad, what's the quickest way I can get off this planet? Oh, crucifixion? Hell yeah sign me up. See you and Mom soon!"

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

By popular demand posted:

Careful now, someone might remember that he considered himself a practising Jew.
And he also may have been gay.

Is that why he kept saying "Ah, Men"?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


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SnafuAl
Oct 20, 2010

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By popular demand posted:

And he also may have been gay.

"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you"

Jesus was a switch.

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