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May 10, 2021 03:31
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May 25, 2024 14:04
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- Khanstant
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Embezzlord, The Embezzling Pokemon
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May 10, 2021 03:31
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- Khanstant
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Sisypuss, a ripped cat forced to roll a giant hairball up a mountain but it always rolls down into the nearest village and has to start over again the next day
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May 10, 2021 03:33
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- Khanstant
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i forget it's name but the one that's like a long pig drinking milk from its own teets is still too hosed up, even after they removed the Star of David & Crescent pattern on it's forehead
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May 10, 2021 03:38
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- Khanstant
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Upsy-Dizzy is a cute name for a pokemon but the whole concept of a pokemon that's a a camera on a walking cane has no place in polite society
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May 10, 2021 03:39
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- Khanstant
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Polepot is admittedly the perfect name for a pokemon is essentially an anthropomorphic jar with a fishing pole sticking our of it... but that's just not okay
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May 10, 2021 03:41
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Cardi beedrill
lilitrump
Morrisseon
Megan Thee ponyta
spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot
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May 10, 2021 03:44
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- Khanstant
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Hangutang, like, the "Hangman's Pokemon" was never going to make it past the beta... but even so it was extremely poor taste to have the pokemon cry be the phone number of a journalist who gave the last game a bad review, especially in this era of dataminers who are always going to dig through cut content.
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May 10, 2021 03:51
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- Khanstant
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Sepsister, I was excited for the MicroPokemon games, but I was expecting more Osmosis-Jones type fun -- Sepsis alone was a disgusting basis for a pokemon but what was Nintendo thinking when they combined that with a porn fetish thing??
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May 10, 2021 03:54
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Broodklan
A giant wasp whose head is covered by a conical hood.
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May 10, 2021 03:56
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- Khanstant
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Rokyerixon, cool reference, but gently caress this pokemon for lookin exactly like a rock in every way. Made it impossible to get through some caves without starting a random battle every.single.step.
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May 10, 2021 03:59
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- FutonForensic
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Orifist, Fighting/Hole type
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May 10, 2021 04:16
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- wimsy
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Orifist, Fighting/Hole type
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May 10, 2021 05:24
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- wimsy
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i'm glad there isn't a pokemon that's a dog that runs out of a house and bites your dick
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May 10, 2021 05:26
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- wimsy
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a pokemon that lives in incredible pain and cannot die, this is a pokemon i am glad does not exist
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May 10, 2021 05:27
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- wimsy
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a pokemon, much like a human, in every way a human
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May 10, 2021 05:27
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- alnilam
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a pokemon, much like a human, in every way a human
yeah Mr Mime is kinda hosed up
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May 10, 2021 05:50
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Somnambulicle - a chunk of frozen water that sleepwalks
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May 10, 2021 06:17
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- Khanstant
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Roku - version exclusive pokrmon have always been kind of annoying, but a pokemon only available on Roku and the pokemon is called Roku, it looks like Roku... just too much advertising in one package. yeesh!
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May 10, 2021 06:48
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- super sweet best pal
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A pokemon that sneaks into your house while you're sleeping and whispers the exact date of your death into your ear.
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May 10, 2021 11:23
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- Escape From Noise
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Eckankar- The new religion (cult) Pokemon. Their spiritual home is in Chanhassen, Minnesota.
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May 10, 2021 11:28
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my therapist: so...you’re happy that Daryl doesn’t exist?
me: doc what did I tell you about uttering his cursed name
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May 10, 2021 12:58
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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May 10, 2021 13:52
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- barnold
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what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
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May 10, 2021 14:01
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- wimsy
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my therapist: so...you’re happy that Daryl doesn’t exist?
me: doc what did I tell you about uttering his cursed name
lmao
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May 10, 2021 14:13
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Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul, the owl therapist Pokemon
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May 10, 2021 14:15
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Ash: sometimes I ask myself... Do I really want to catch them all?
Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul: Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul
Ash: Confused, I guess .I always thought it was my quest to catch them, but what if there's no such thing as a quest? What if life is just one pointless episode after another?
Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul: Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul
Ash: When you're a kid you think your parents know everything but then you grow up and you realize that the reason they acted like there was a meaning to life wasn't because they knew what the meaning was, it was because they were desperately trying to protect you from an abyss of meaninglessness that was grinding them down every second of every day.
Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul: Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul
Ash: But... Maybe that *is* the meaning? Maybe we don't make meaning for ourselves, maybe we make it for *other people* because we love them and care about them. Love *is* the meaning.
Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul: Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul
Ash: Amazing! Thank you so much. Boy, this therapy thing really works! I feel so much better!
Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul: That'll be $200.
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May 10, 2021 14:25
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- Flavius Aetass
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Dikachoo, the sneeze-dick pokemon
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May 10, 2021 14:35
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- Finger Prince
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Iriemon
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May 10, 2021 14:39
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- alnilam
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Ash: sometimes I ask myself... Do I really want to catch them all?
Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul: Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul
Ash: Confused, I guess .I always thought it was my quest to catch them, but what if there's no such thing as a quest? What if life is just one pointless episode after another?
Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul: Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul
Ash: When you're a kid you think your parents know everything but then you grow up and you realize that the reason they acted like there was a meaning to life wasn't because they knew what the meaning was, it was because they were desperately trying to protect you from an abyss of meaninglessness that was grinding them down every second of every day.
Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul: Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul
Ash: But... Maybe that *is* the meaning? Maybe we don't make meaning for ourselves, maybe we make it for *other people* because we love them and care about them. Love *is* the meaning.
Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul: Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul
Ash: Amazing! Thank you so much. Boy, this therapy thing really works! I feel so much better!
Owlduzzthatmakeufeeyul: That'll be $200.
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May 10, 2021 15:28
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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i'm glad there isn't a pokemon that's a dog that runs out of a house and bites your dick
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May 10, 2021 17:56
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Judas
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May 10, 2021 18:05
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- Slumpy
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no im glad they all exist, e very twisted hosed up fabrication
slumpy
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May 10, 2021 18:42
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May 25, 2024 14:04
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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a monkey that swings around like spiderman, suspended from a pendulous adhesive scrotum.
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May 10, 2021 19:11
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