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Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.


https://www.khou.com/article/news/w...aa-56ecab682c28

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hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

thepopmonster posted:

Slightly beaten, but part of the problem is that nobody knows for sure - you have both the right to bear arms and no prohibition against whole tigers in Texas per these:

https://www.gunstocarry.com/gun-laws-state/texas-gun-laws/
https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/verify-are-there-more-tigers-in-texas-than-in-the-wild/287-588841948

This motherfucker wrote that there are more tigers in Texas then in the wild, twice, then wrote the problem is bigger than three tigers

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

When you anger the gods and the gods are on some rube goldberg poo poo

That broken headrest don't look good :ohdear:

https://mobile.twitter.com/spann/status/1391763494425485313

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are
And I thought Arcadia having a roaming band of feral peacocks was weird.

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



shame on an IGA posted:

When you anger the gods and the gods are on some rube goldberg poo poo

That broken headrest don't look good :ohdear:

https://mobile.twitter.com/spann/status/1391763494425485313

No one rides in the middle seat anyway, the driver and passenger probably only got their right and left sides of their faces ripped off.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

tangy yet delightful posted:

No one rides in the middle seat anyway, the driver and passenger probably only got their right and left sides of their faces ripped off.

Just give them a coin to flip to help with future decision making and send them on their way. I'm sure they'll be fine

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Just weld them together into one whole person, and hope no supervillain creates a henchman from the discarded halves.

... I'm somehow reminded of the stupid "all recessive genes / all dominant genes" thing from Metal Gear.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

I imagine something like this happened.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ll7GSiad0ko

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007



Geese don't fear the reaper, if anything, the repear fears them.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

I wonder if these webisodes being in 240p is part of the schtick?

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


Drone_Fragger posted:

Geese don't fear the reaper, if anything, the repear fears them.

It's amazing how smart kittes are when they're not hungry. No bloodlust and such. This would just be like a cat and a giant centipede.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

monolithburger posted:

I wonder if these webisodes being in 240p is part of the schtick?

They were originally released via Flash Player on their own website in 2010. Internet connections and video decoding were not what they are today.

I imagine the producers thought it was a win/win/win. They saved money on production, they reached more people with weak hardware and Internet connections, and it was thematically appropriate.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/4XpceFx.mp4

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

"Manion said he removed his service weapon at the cat before a man emerged from a home"

God I want that journalist and his editor to be fed to tigers.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

You’re telling me that a hunk of fabric can lift a car?

Next you’ll tell me that it can propel a ship across the Sea.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin


"uhh that is a negative on runway Two Five, tower"

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Oldie but a goodie:
https://i.imgur.com/kuplW0m.mp4

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
The osha is all the people bashing their heads against walls because it doesn't show the actual collision.

SpaceCadetBob
Dec 27, 2012

AmbassadorofSodomy posted:

The osha is all the people bashing their heads against walls because it doesn't show the actual collision.

Yep that is physically painful to watch. It felt like it got closer and closer every loop.

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Batterypowered7 posted:

Oldie but a goodie:

Antici--

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Memento posted:



"uhh that is a negative on runway Two Five, tower"

"Going around.
[break]
And around.
And around..."

I know I would not try to land in one, but on the ground, dust devils aren't that bad.

Usually they're just wind strong enough to pepper you with pebbles and weeds and litter, but not to really blow you around unless it's particularly strong.

Wasabi the J fucked around with this message at 03:20 on May 11, 2021

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

You absolute bastard.

Vlaphor
Dec 18, 2005

Lipstick Apathy
Relief, if you want it.

Doctor Zaius
Jul 30, 2010

I say.

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

And I thought Arcadia having a roaming band of feral peacocks was weird.

Oh trust me, as someone who used to live there, Houston has those too.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.
tornado

https://i.imgur.com/6hEM4iD.mp4

they should just make the building out of whatever they made the camera out of

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Dirt Road Junglist posted:

And I thought Arcadia having a roaming band of feral peacocks was weird.

Come to south Jersey for the low-rent version (with sound)

https://i.imgur.com/jawmYyo.mp4

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

PainterofCrap posted:

Come to south Jersey for the low-rent version (with sound)

https://i.imgur.com/jawmYyo.mp4
I've seen how this ends
https://youtu.be/d921M-ACMM4?t=74

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/Thinkwert/status/1391183719915048966

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Someone please find that post where a goon found a dumpster filled with old pizza yeast and water which had been slowly eating countless rats and getting more and more powerful.

EDIT: Was in the schadenfreudo thread.

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

This is the story of when they had to evacuate a city block in Baltimore because of a smell I made.

We were starting construction on a new restaurant location they were expanding and I was the GM for the new location so we got to work clearing out the mess left by the last restaurant. They were a bakery and out back there was a dumpster. They closed two years before. Not sure why it was there considering this alley basically has no street access other than a tiny door for I assume fire code reasons. Honestly I don’t know how they got it in there we had to cut it up with a torch to get rid of it.

It was full of dough and water we figured we could use the dumpster for something so we got to work tipping it over to get the water out. It was not water it was liquified rat. Hundreds of liquified rats. The three of us all began projectile vomiting immediately, before my brain could process the smell. It was a smell so strong you could feel it deep inside your chest and no amount of vomiting made it go away.
There were so many goddamn rat bones. They snuck in to eat the rotting dough and got stuck and drowned in what I’m assuming was a combination of rain water and soup made of their friends.

Covered in vomit and rat juice we did our best to regain our composure we went to the front of the building and tried to smoke cigarettes but they just tasted like death. It had been about a minute since we tipped the dumpster over and we heard screaming from around the corner. You see we weren’t the only ones projectile vomiting in fact most of the people on the street were and those that weren’t were running and screaming. Everywhere you looked people were wrenching I watched a little old lady get down on her knees and just erupt into a planter.

Then the fire department and the police and ambulances showed up. They cleared out everyone they could so they could hose down the streets and eventually came to the scene of the crime. A firefighter vomited into to his respirator. This got everyone including us into a vomitous fervor again but at least we were in the alley behind the restaurant to hide our shame.

“I’ve been a cop in Baltimore city for 30 years and I found a dead body that had been sitting in a vacant house for a month last week and this smells worse”

After a day of professional cleanup the city didn’t blame us because it was the trash of the previous owner. My wife made me take the train home instead of my car because I had a stench that literally woke nodding heroin addicts and made them move to another car. My wife made me strip in the yard and sprayed me with a hose. The clothes were destroyed, I even had to buy a new phone because it always carried the faintest hint of death smell. That was the worst thing I have ever smelled and I pray to god I never smell anything worse.

My personal theory is that there was still active yeast in the dough and it was fermenting the sugars from the rat corpses.

Megillah Gorilla fucked around with this message at 05:20 on May 11, 2021

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Fermented Rat Corpses is a very solid comedy thrash metal band name.

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Vlaphor posted:

Relief, if you want it.



You should have relinked mine instead for the ultimate gotcha.

Kibayasu
Mar 28, 2010

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Someone please find that post where a goon found a dumpster filled with old pizza yeast and water which had been slowly eating countless rats and getting more and more powerful.

EDIT: Was in the schadenfreudo thread.

Going to guess this restaurant may not have done well.

emptyspace
Oct 21, 2008
Not tiger specific, but when I was a kid in rural TX, a guy down the street had lions. One of them got out and peoples' dogs started going missing. After a couple days, the cops cordoned off the whole neighborhood. That was a weird walk home from the bus stop.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Someone please find that post where a goon found a dumpster filled with old pizza yeast and water which had been slowly eating countless rats and getting more and more powerful.

EDIT: Was in the schadenfreudo thread.

Ratagooey!

McDeth
Jan 12, 2005
:nws: :nms: Warning, Human dies in this video https://www.reddit.com/r/nononono/comments/n9po54/pipe_laying_gone_wrong/ :nms: :nws:

Goes about as expected

Somebody fucked around with this message at 19:40 on May 11, 2021

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem

An untagged video of a man dying is just what I needed to start the day, thanks buddy :thumbsup:

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Good lord, it's bad enough when you see a vid/pic where a guy is working in a 5 foot deep hold without shoring. That was like 15 feet deep with zero shoring. That was guaranteed to happen at some point.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Jabor posted:

An untagged video of a man dying is just what I needed to start the day, thanks buddy :thumbsup:

Yeah I think this one justified a heads up.

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Jabor posted:

An untagged video of a man dying is just what I needed to start the day, thanks buddy :thumbsup:

He was unshore about it.

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