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The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

"Intestine To Nowhere" is my new punk band.

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

By popular demand posted:

I know what you guys want and that you don't have the time, so I did the needful:


Mods pls change my name to Carnal Armada kthx.
Some form of... butt... dick?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Intestine road to nowhere
Come on inside
Intestine ride to nowhere
We'll take that ride
I'm feeling okay this morning
And you know
We're on the road to paradise
Here we go, here we go

Super Nintendo 64
Feb 18, 2012

All these buttholes and nothing to poop

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Just kept hearing this as I read the article.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
I have no hands and I must hold on to my hundred butts

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



look upon my butts, ye mighty, and despair!

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Blue Footed Booby posted:

She's apparently being charged as an adult despite it all being overseen by mom. :geno:

She turned 18 a month after the arrest and appears to have been proudly doing and bragging about these crimes for years to her classmates.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


That's just the wrong type of pride crime for me to get behind.
If she'd have hosed up the computers of some anti-LGBT group, I'd support her fully.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
Ware the hecatonpyges!

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
"The Beast with 100 Butts" for me please

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



the face that launched a thousand butts

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

Captain Monkey posted:

"The Beast with 100 Butts" for me please

I am one, sir, that comes to tell you your daughter and the Moor are now making the beast with two backs100 butts.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
yeah i eat rear end

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



doverhog posted:

yeah i eat rear end

I read this in dr. Steve Brule's voice

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
that's too many butts

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
THAT'S A LOTTA BUTTS

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



imo five asses is max

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

Captain Monkey posted:

"The Beast with 100 Butts" for me please

"Butty, they won't even let me..."

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

chitoryu12 posted:

She turned 18 a month after the arrest and appears to have been proudly doing and bragging about these crimes for years to her classmates.

Truly a hardened criminal we should all be scared of.

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Truly a hardened criminal we should all be scared of.

the facts posted:

"Hundreds of votes had been flagged as suspicious, including 117 that came from the same IP address within a short period."

probably not

The General
Mar 4, 2007


After they get out in 16 years they will be :ohdear:

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019



Necking has changed since I was a kid :corsair:

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Inceltown posted:



Necking has changed since I was a kid :corsair:

Just because it didn’t lead to mounting and climax for you doesn’t mean that everyone else is weird

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012
Weird News Headlines, Quotes, & Articles: Necking, Mounting and Climax

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Inceltown posted:



Necking has changed since I was a kid :corsair:
I'm confused by the 6% heterosexual coupling between two males

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



It's only gay if the ossicones touch

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Splicer posted:

I'm confused by the 6% heterosexual coupling between two males

I think they’re saying that of all the mountings they observed between giraffes, 94% were between two males.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Sure, I get yelled at when I try to observe coupling but if scientists do it, suddenly it's all big and important :what:

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

AlbieQuirky posted:

I think they’re saying that of all the mountings they observed between giraffes, 94% were between two males.
I know, I was deliberately misinterpreting the phrase "Such interactions between males have been found to be more frequent than heterosexual coupling" for allegedly humorous purposes.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

drat liberals, turning all our animals gay. Flamingos, penguins, now giraffes. What's next. Peacocks?!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Lobok posted:

drat liberals, turning all our animals gay. Flamingos, penguins, now giraffes. What's next. Peacocks?!

pea is stored in the ... cocks?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Somebody must have been really drunk:
Drunk NJ Driver Found Behind Wheel Of SUV Missing Both Passenger Side Tires, Police Say

"The vehicle was missing both of its passenger-side tires, and it appeared that the driver -- Renu Chauhan, 38, of Secaucus -- had been driving only on rims "for quite some time," Miller told Daily Voice."

https://dailyvoice.com/new-jersey/m...ice-say/808645/

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1391679483732766729


https://twitter.com/GuardianUS/status/1391797727407837187

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/ArmandDoma/status/1391870724755841035

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/status/1391904124770291713

https://twitter.com/cnni/status/1391955727904755714

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

The GRRRRREAT Escape

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/cnni/status/1391921281705066498

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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

When cops arrived, the guy had enough time to load a tiger into his SUV and drive off? Were the cops sitting in their car waiting until a good song finished playing?

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