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girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

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# ? May 11, 2021 09:21

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# ? May 29, 2024 05:11

venus de lmao: Apr 30, 2007; Call me "pixeltits"

girl dick energy posted:

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me?

# ? May 11, 2021 09:35

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

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# ? May 11, 2021 10:45

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

venus de lmao posted:

me?

No, not you, you're my favorite.

I was trying to come up with usernames and my roommate wouldn't stop talking.

# ? May 11, 2021 10:46

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

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# ? May 11, 2021 10:52

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# ? May 11, 2021 10:53

Super Waffle: Sep 25, 2007; I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM

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# ? May 11, 2021 16:29

Grumblepuff: Dec 29, 2018; You think you taught me a lesson, babe
Betcha think you "got through to me"
No one gets through here anymore
Right

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# ? May 11, 2021 16:51

Ventral EggSac: Dec 3, 2019

Reposted Gore

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# ? May 11, 2021 17:48

Talkc: Aug 2, 2010; Mizuki! Mizuki! Mizuki!
***DEVASTATINGLY HANDSOME***

Kurzgesagt Bird Death

Poor Man's Ham Recipe

Drowning At The Bean Factory

16 TONNES AND WHAT DO YOU GET?

T-Girl T-pose T-Time

Non-Compliant With The HOA

Syringe Is for Oral Use

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# ? May 11, 2021 19:38

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

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# ? May 11, 2021 19:51

venus de lmao: Apr 30, 2007; Call me "pixeltits"

Talkc posted:

Kurzgesagt Bird Death

Warning Do Not Eat
Corporate Smallwig
LCpl Punishment

# ? May 11, 2021 21:48

Mister Speaker: May 8, 2007; WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

A Cock, But Smaller

# ? May 11, 2021 23:41

Dr.Smasher: Nov 27, 2002; Cyberpunk 1987

Sins of the fresh

# ? May 11, 2021 23:48

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

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# ? May 11, 2021 23:49

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Dr.Smasher posted:

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# ? May 11, 2021 23:50

Mr_Companie: Jul 4, 2003; ARE YOU INTERESTED IN AN EXCITING BUISNESS OPPROTUNITY?

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# ? May 11, 2021 23:54

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

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# ? May 12, 2021 00:25

venus de lmao: Apr 30, 2007; Call me "pixeltits"

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Pre Malone
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# ? May 12, 2021 02:06

venus de lmao: Apr 30, 2007; Call me "pixeltits"

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# ? May 12, 2021 02:12

S.D.: Apr 28, 2008

Mr_Companie posted:

FragmasterReadsPost.mp3
FragmasterReadsPost.Wav

girl dick energy posted:

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# ? May 12, 2021 02:15

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

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# ? May 12, 2021 02:16

Super Waffle: Sep 25, 2007; I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM

Ventral EggSac posted:

Reposted Gore

Reposted Pomegranates

# ? May 12, 2021 10:22

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

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# ? May 12, 2021 10:34

Joust: Dec 7, 2007; No Ledges.

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# ? May 12, 2021 15:30

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

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# ? May 12, 2021 16:52

S.D.: Apr 28, 2008

Clitical Hit For Max Damage

# ? May 12, 2021 16:58

Grumblepuff: Dec 29, 2018; You think you taught me a lesson, babe
Betcha think you "got through to me"
No one gets through here anymore
Right

BreakFartsNotHearts

# ? May 12, 2021 17:44

Mr_Companie: Jul 4, 2003; ARE YOU INTERESTED IN AN EXCITING BUISNESS OPPROTUNITY?

Queef La Beefa

# ? May 12, 2021 18:06

18 Character Limit: Apr 6, 2007; Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!; Nap Ghost

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# ? May 13, 2021 02:57

Captain Splendid: Jan 7, 2009; Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

No Rugrats

# ? May 13, 2021 06:09

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

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# ? May 13, 2021 09:10

Commie Lasorda: May 15, 2009; IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

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# ? May 13, 2021 09:37

venus de lmao: Apr 30, 2007; Call me "pixeltits"

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# ? May 13, 2021 16:16

a mysterious cloak: Apr 5, 2003; Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!

External Organs posted:

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# ? May 13, 2021 16:33

Grumblepuff: Dec 29, 2018; You think you taught me a lesson, babe
Betcha think you "got through to me"
No one gets through here anymore
Right

Bag of Gas Baron

Internal Morgans

YOU'RE FIRED McFLY

Accordion Soiree

Call of Duty: VAGOP (inspired from discussions about the Virginia GOP doing dumb poo poo)

# ? May 13, 2021 16:42