[Guillotine.txt] Hang 'em by their bootstraps.

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Doktor Avalanche: Dec 30, 2008

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# ? May 11, 2021 10:56

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 17:27

Tubgoat: Jun 30, 2013; by sebmojo

That loving ram, man, poor guy's so majestic, he looks like a terrestrial deity. :cry:

# ? May 11, 2021 11:51

VideoTapir: Oct 18, 2005; He'll tire eventually.

tokin opposition posted:

Speaking as an Arizonian by birth it is a cursed and dead land which can support hundreds, not tens upon tens of invading boomers and colonialists and no good will ever come from it's burning simulacra of Hell itself

Flagstaff, Tucson, Prescott, and that marsh between Havasu and Yuma

# ? May 11, 2021 12:36

VideoTapir: Oct 18, 2005; He'll tire eventually.

Tubgoat posted:

That loving ram, man, poor guy's so majestic, he looks like a terrestrial deity.

had to shoot it before it breathed death upon him

# ? May 11, 2021 12:37

mandatory lesbian: Dec 18, 2012

Tubgoat posted:

That loving ram, man, poor guy's so majestic, he looks like a terrestrial deity.

It just looks like a sheep with horns

# ? May 11, 2021 12:59

Cup Runneth Over: Aug 8, 2009; She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/chief-executive-officer-pay-pandemic/?ftag=CNM-00-10aag7e

# ? May 11, 2021 19:57

World War Mammories: Aug 25, 2006

mandatory lesbian posted:

It just looks like a sheep with horns

what else is a terrestrial deity supposed to look like

# ? May 11, 2021 21:21

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World War Mammories posted:

what else is a terrestrial deity supposed to look like

I'm glad that dentist attacked and dethroned a god.

# ? May 11, 2021 21:26

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

World War Mammories posted:

what else is a terrestrial deity supposed to look like

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# ? May 11, 2021 21:27

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

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Isn't that star trek or shrek

# ? May 11, 2021 21:53

Tubgoat: Jun 30, 2013; by sebmojo

PathAsc posted:

Isn't that star trek or shrek

Salvia, iirc? Multiple people reported seeing her, but I never did.

# ? May 11, 2021 22:31

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PathAsc posted:

Isn't that star trek or shrek

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# ? May 11, 2021 23:27

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

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# ? May 11, 2021 23:27

mandatory lesbian: Dec 18, 2012

World War Mammories posted:

what else is a terrestrial deity supposed to look like

I would assume being immortal is like, baseline for a diety.

# ? May 11, 2021 23:39

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

gods dying is a staple of religion :confused:

e: I mean aside from the gigantic glaring example of Jesus, it's a common thing in a lot of religions
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_or_departure_of_the_gods

Flesh Forge has issued a correction as of 23:43 on May 11, 2021

# ? May 11, 2021 23:41

mandatory lesbian: Dec 18, 2012

Flesh Forge posted:

gods dying is a staple of religion
e: I mean aside from the gigantic glaring example of Jesus, it's a common thing in a lot of religions
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_or_departure_of_the_gods

I dont care none of this poo poo is real anyway

# ? May 12, 2021 00:12

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

mandatory lesbian posted:

I dont care none of this poo poo is real anyway

no, I know that there might be a god. first off nobody knows there's a god

# ? May 12, 2021 00:28

Tomfoolery: Oct 8, 2004

Goddamn hunters killing a god for sport and not even creating the world with its corpse

# ? May 12, 2021 01:22

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Flesh Forge posted:

gods dying is a staple of religion
e: I mean aside from the gigantic glaring example of Jesus, it's a common thing in a lot of religions
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_or_departure_of_the_gods

maui was eaten by a fanged vagina

you might know him from disney's moana

# ? May 12, 2021 01:33

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

maui was eaten by a fanged vagina

you might know him from disney's moana

i'm still mad they turned a story about a guy who died trying to give humans immortality into some lame poo poo about personal insecurity

it's like if you made an animated feature where the moral is "Prometheus was a pussy who should have given fire back to Zeus"

# ? May 12, 2021 03:48

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Tuxedo Catfish posted:

i'm still mad they turned a story about a guy who died trying to give humans immortality into some lame poo poo about personal insecurity

it's like if you made an animated feature where the moral is "Prometheus was a pussy who should have given fire back to Zeus"

it's 100% about his dick lmfao

# ? May 12, 2021 03:57

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Prometheus was a little bitch and if he�d stolen say guns instead of fire maybe he could have kicked Zeus�s rear end

# ? May 12, 2021 04:04

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mandatory lesbian posted:

I dont care none of this poo poo is real anyway

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# ? May 12, 2021 04:23

Proust Malone: Apr 4, 2008

Stavvy Baby posted:

I dont care none of this poo poo is real anyway

# ? May 12, 2021 05:10

Cpt_Obvious: Jun 18, 2007

christmas boots posted:

Prometheus was a little bitch and if he’d stolen say guns instead of fire maybe he could have kicked Zeus’s rear end

I would have appreciated q lightning bolt or two.

# ? May 12, 2021 13:57

Cup Runneth Over: Aug 8, 2009; She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate

https://archive.ph/yqVYE

quote:

Opinion: As a CEO, I worry about the erosion of office culture with more remote work
While some employees might like to continue to work from home and pop in only when necessary, that presents executives with a tempting economic option the employees might not like. I estimate that about 20 percent of every office job is outside one�s core responsibilities � �extra.� It involves helping a colleague, mentoring more junior people, celebrating someone�s birthday � things that drive office culture. If the employee is rarely around to participate in those extras, management has a strong incentive to change their status to �contractor.� Instead of receiving a set salary, contractors are paid only for the work they do, either hourly or by appropriate output metrics. That would also mean not having to pay for health care, a 401(k) match and our share of FICA and Medicare taxes � benefits that in my company�s case add up roughly to an extra 15 percent of compensation. Not to mention the potential savings of reduced office space and extras such as bonuses and parking fees.

[...]

While remote working is certainly industry- and job-dependent, and the future employment scene will probably be some type of hybrid, the CEOs I have spoken with fear erosion of collaboration, creativity and culture. So although there might be some pains and anxiety going back into the office, the biggest benefit for workers may be simple job security. Remember something every manager knows: The hardest people to let go are the ones you know.

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/05/07/business/washingtonian-staff-protests.html

quote:

Washingtonian staff protests C.E.O.�s article on remote work by refusing to publish.
Editorial staff members at Washingtonian are refusing to publish online on Friday after the D.C.-based magazine�s chief executive wrote an opinion piece about the future of remote work that generated an immediate backlash.

Cathy Merrill, the chief executive of Washingtonian Media, wrote in The Washington Post on Thursday that she was �concerned about the unfortunately common office worker who wants to continue working at home and just go into the office on occasion.�

Ms. Merrill wrote that by choosing to continue to work from home, employees are offering executives �a tempting economic option the employees might not like.�

Employees who are not in the office are not able to participate in what she called �extra� responsibilities, such as mentoring junior co-workers, helping a colleague, or celebrating a birthday, she explained, and managers may thus be less inclined to continue providing these workers with the status, and benefits, of being a full-time employee.

�If the employee is rarely around to participate in those extras, management has a strong incentive to change their status to �contractor,�� she wrote.

By doing so, she wrote, companies could save money by no longer having to pay for costs such as employee health care, retirement benefits, office space and parking fees.

# ? May 12, 2021 17:03

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mandatory lesbian posted:

I dont care none of this poo poo is real anyway

imaginary friend is real and my friend

# ? May 12, 2021 17:41

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Truga posted:

imaginary friend is real and my friend

The best description of Disco Elysium ever written

# ? May 12, 2021 17:52

Gene Hackman Fan: Dec 27, 2002; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ceos trash so what

# ? May 12, 2021 19:26

Cup Runneth Over: Aug 8, 2009; She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate

Gene Hackman Fan posted:

ceos trash so what

strike about it

# ? May 12, 2021 21:54

Gene Hackman Fan: Dec 27, 2002; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Cup Runneth Over posted:

strike about it

yeah, but there's still individual actions one can undertake as well.

openly bullying the rich and powerful has an effect on people. i mean, hell, ellen's quitting tv.

# ? May 12, 2021 22:13

The Saucer Hovers: May 16, 2005

mandatory lesbian posted:

I dont care none of this poo poo is real anyway

says the person with the lain avatar

# ? May 12, 2021 22:14

Malleum: Aug 16, 2014; Am I the one at fault? What about me is wrong?; Buglord

The Saucer Hovers posted:

says the person with the lain avatar

what the gently caress, man :mad:

# ? May 12, 2021 22:25

Tubgoat: Jun 30, 2013; by sebmojo

Gene Hackman Fan posted:

hell, ellen's quitting tv.

Holy gently caress, that owns!

# ? May 12, 2021 23:33

tokin opposition: Apr 8, 2021; I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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The only reason I don't have a lain avatar is because I already have a lain wallpaper

# ? May 12, 2021 23:49

Gene Hackman Fan: Dec 27, 2002; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tubgoat posted:

Holy gently caress, that owns!

couldn't have happened to a more-deserving piece of poo poo.

although it could have happened sooner, and it not being her decision at all but whatever good news that can be found is good news indeed.

# ? May 12, 2021 23:49

FacelessVoid: Jul 8, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhk-iwmGBFI

# ? May 12, 2021 23:50

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

well if it makes you feel better she's walking away with something like four hundred million of the american dollars

# ? May 12, 2021 23:51

Gene Hackman Fan: Dec 27, 2002; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Flesh Forge posted:

well if it makes you feel better she's walking away with something like four hundred million of the american dollars

not really, i just hope she and george bush manage to sit next to each other when they're all burning in hell.

# ? May 12, 2021 23:54

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Cup Runneth Over posted:

https://archive.ph/yqVYE

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/05/07/business/washingtonian-staff-protests.html

You know you could save money on office space and parking fees if your employees are working from home.

Also toilet paper, water coolers, energy costs

# ? May 13, 2021 01:48

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