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tangy yet delightful posted:hooking up my buttplug to my next page button on SA
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Doing kegels so I can hands-free the scroll wheel
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MC Crammypants posted:i apologize if this is an issue already dealt with but i'm all hot for the palying of games i couldn't before and don't have archive access...
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# ? May 13, 2021 23:45 |
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zedprime posted:That feeling when your brain is on reading autopilot but suddenly wakes up and needs to figure out what thread you're in because of what you read I'm not sure if I should be happy or sad that I knew what that was referring to before I clicked it.
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Byzantine posted:In the middle of the eighth century, as the Empire's grip on Italy weakened because of the Arab conquests, the Bishops of Rome decided to snuggle up to the Frankish kingdom instead. To justify this, the "Donation of Constantine" was created, a fake document supposedly written by Constantine the Great himself in 315 AD, before moving his capital to the east. christmas boots posted:Not surprised that Byzantine would give a biased view on the subject
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# ? May 14, 2021 03:56 |
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SMH at this illiterate greek that doesn’t speak the Lᴏʀᴅ’s tongue and doesn’t know that Anno Domini precedes the year. Adding to his sins, he used the heretical numerals of the Arabs.
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# ? May 14, 2021 07:28 |
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Platystemon posted:SMH at this illiterate greek that doesn’t speak the Lᴏʀᴅ’s tongue and doesn’t know that Anno Domini precedes the year. they're Hindu numerals
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Platystemon posted:SMH at this illiterate greek that doesn’t speak the Lᴏʀᴅ’s tongue and doesn’t know that Anno Domini precedes the year. What's the name for those small capitals there? The LORD ones?
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Tree Bucket posted:What's the name for those small capitals there? The LORD ones? Small capitals
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zedprime posted:That feeling when your brain is on reading autopilot but suddenly wakes up and needs to figure out what thread you're in because of what you read
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# ? May 14, 2021 09:56 |
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Skwirl posted:What kinda loving psychopath feeds Canadian Geese? I live where they are common and most people who have an opinion about them are pissed that it's illegal to shoot them. Vincent Van Goatse posted:I mean, people appeased Hitler so I guess it makes sense they'd try to appease the avian equivalent. Heath posted:Is that what goose-stepping means?
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The Bloop posted:Performative Ruralness
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# ? May 14, 2021 18:07 |
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Full on, 2 in the morning . The internet was a mistake. Content: zoux posted:https://twitter.com/SenorTren/status/1387623368107626499
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# ? May 15, 2021 07:15 |
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Stoatbringer posted:Which house is "transparent.png"? Piell posted:None, Rowling is a TERF, she would never allow a trans parent in her books
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# ? May 15, 2021 15:23 |
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We need an / combo
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# ? May 15, 2021 20:55 |
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I was thinking of this one from the Era of Huge Posts (and it definitely has some stuff that flew then but not now) today, and drat if it still doesn’t make me laugh. quote:
It’s weird but it doesn’t really feel like monkey cheese bullshit to me. Everything comes from what came before it but it just keeps going in weirder directions. Ugly In The Morning has a new favorite as of 21:07 on May 15, 2021 |
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Joshdig is one of my all time favorite posts. I miss those days. Nobody posts like that anymore.
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# ? May 15, 2021 21:42 |
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Thank God for that
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Ugly In The Morning posted:I was thinking of this one from the Era of Huge Posts (and it definitely has some stuff that flew then but not now) today, and drat if it still doesn’t make me laugh. I've definitely had writing sessions while I was drinking that started normal but got progressively more unhinged as my BAC increased. Nothing like what that dude wrote, sadly.
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# ? May 15, 2021 22:04 |
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Matlack Radio posted:Full on, 2 in the morning . The internet was a mistake. I guess Sampson's not biting his thumb in this version.
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# ? May 15, 2021 22:13 |
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:It's upside down. But it doesn't really matter that much, you can just tell the time by where the hands are pointing redgubbinz posted:Maybe it's just a grandfather clock owned by Alessandra Mussolini
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# ? May 15, 2021 22:31 |
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Joshdig is hellagood.
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# ? May 15, 2021 23:09 |
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Yestermoment posted:Joshdig is hellagood. The bit about “No, these here hands have spilled blood in every state from Colorado to Connecticut; sometimes my own, sometimes other people's, sometimes a mix of the two in what the Eutaw, Alabama Daily Times called "easily the most repulsive Easter Sunday in American history."” Has popped into my head for no reason so many times over the years and it always makes me laugh to myself.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I've definitely had writing sessions while I was drinking that started normal but got progressively more unhinged as my BAC increased. Nothing like what that dude wrote, sadly. When's thale last time we had a proper drinking thread? Have we done that before? Goons all over the world doing one shot every 15 minutes and desperately failing to post anything funny or clever.
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# ? May 15, 2021 23:39 |
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Outrail posted:When's thale last time we had a proper drinking thread? Have we done that before? Goons all over the world doing one shot every 15 minutes and desperately failing to post anything funny or clever. But enough about the rest of the forum, this thread will be different!
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# ? May 15, 2021 23:47 |
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Ugly In The Morning posted:I was thinking of this one from the Era of Huge Posts (and it definitely has some stuff that flew then but not now) today, and drat if it still doesn’t make me laugh. I think that’s the first thing I saved from the forums in a Word document. It moved from C drive to C drive since 2008 or so.
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freeedr posted:This is a pretty boring derail but don’t pull the ripcord on your emergency dildos just yet. I can explain why Jerry was confused. Jerry Cotton is a babbling toilet gorilla that gained an unreasonable facsimile of sentience over 40 years ago. The day that he crawled out of the sewer is remembered as the day that all theistic religion was proven incorrect, because he is a bigger mistake than any god could ever make. His primary language is nationalism, but he also speaks fluent dipshit. Studies suggest that it is the greatest desire of all conscientious beings that Jerry set himself alight and gently caress off forever, but as of yet there is no sign that this will ever happen. He has the endurance of a fart in the wind and assumes all other people do too. He could be run down by a lethargic snail. Bless
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Mother *fucker* you beat me to it
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null_pointer posted:Mother *fucker* you beat me to it It's a very good quote
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Gaius Marius posted:Anyways if were talking about things that'll make Euros lose their mind, my school only did away with it's Marskmanship class two years before I attended, they moved it to a park and held signups in the lunchroom. We did still have Archery though RapturesoftheDeep posted:Ours had riflery in regular gym classes up though my senior year (1992). They used the weight room for the football team for it-- a big, long, dark room underneath the pool. They did it until they made a pacifist hippie chick take it and out of revenge she shot at the ceiling instead of the targets. She took out the bottom of the pool and the whole thing emptied out into the rifle range. She didn't get into a lick of trouble either, because her dad was a teacher at our school.
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# ? May 16, 2021 14:56 |
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this is on par with those old heebie-gbs & Infrateal threads from years ago
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# ? May 16, 2021 16:53 |
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Babbling toilet gorilla is a hell of a turn of phrase
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# ? May 16, 2021 17:06 |
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Jerry is my evil posting twin, and I'm appalled at how he's being treated here!
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# ? May 16, 2021 17:13 |
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Paladinus posted:Jerry is my evil posting twin, and I'm appalled at how he's being treated here! Weird way to admit being dumpster spawn tbh
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BOOTY-ADE posted:this is on par with those old heebie-gbs & Infrateal threads from years ago This just reminded me of "the return of the ultimate hustler," which culminates in maybe one of the greatest posts ever made on this whole goddamn forum
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Toaster Beef posted:This just reminded me of "the return of the ultimate hustler," which culminates in maybe one of the greatest posts ever made on this whole goddamn forum Tell us more
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Platystemon posted:Hell of a way to find that Microsoft employs child labor.
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Captain Hygiene posted:We need an / combo
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Tell us more here’s the thread (archives required) and here’s the post (by Ingwit): code:
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