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Jim tugs awkwardly at his collar as he explains to his wife that that's not what he meant when he said she should "rip Dwight a new one"
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Jim works Dwight's penis shaft while paying particular attention to Mr Schrute's glans and balls with his tongue and fingers, respectively. Dwight cums an acrid, steamy load on Jim's face and Jim eats it until it's gone then Dwight pees on Jim.
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May 13, 2021 17:09
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Jim replaces all of Dwight's personal belongings with those made of uncooked beets. Shirts, pens, pencils, even a working computer made out of beet silicon chips and connected to a beet mouse and a beet keyboard Dwight isn't even mad, he's impressed. Jim smashes him over the head with a bunch of beets, knocking him out cold.
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May 13, 2021 17:17
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Jim dies in Dwight's attic and decomposes slowly over the course of several weeks so that Dwight wakes up to discover blood dripping down on him through the ceiling. When the coroners find Jim's body his face is frozen in a smug rictus.
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May 13, 2021 22:34
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Applewhite posted:Jim dies in Dwight's attic and decomposes slowly over the course of several weeks so that Dwight wakes up to discover blood dripping down on him through the ceiling. When the coroners find Jim's body his face is frozen in a smug rictus. Cursed to break the 4th wall forever.
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May 13, 2021 23:08
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Dwight wins two tickets to a football game in a radio contest. Jealous, Jim plans to bash Dwight's head in with a pipe and steal the tickets.
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May 14, 2021 00:00
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Jim turns himself into a pickle and allows himself to be eaten by Dwight in accordance with his fetish.
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May 14, 2021 01:26
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Jim mansplains Rick and Morty's sophisticated level of humor to Dwight, who already considers himself a Rick and Morty fan. Dwight is furious at Jim's incisive observations about the layers of humor on the show, but refuses to let Jim be more right than he is, so starts making up bullshit on the spot to try and sound more knowledgeable. Jim films Dwight's tirade and puts it on the internet, causing Dwight to become the new face of the insufferable R&M fandom.
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May 14, 2021 02:15
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Dwight cums in Jim's mouth and then Jim spits it into Dwight's waiting, eager mouth and then he spits it back into Jim's mouth that is open for cum.
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May 14, 2021 02:38
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Dwight cums in Jim's mouth and then Jim spits it into Dwight's waiting, eager mouth and then he spits it back into Jim's mouth that is open for cum. Meredith has to be taken to the hospital
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May 14, 2021 04:19
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Having exhausted every prank he can use on Dwight, Jim punches Ryan in the dick.
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May 14, 2021 04:56
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Jim reverse-psychologies Dwight into emptying his savings and selling Schrute Farm in order to underwrite a global PR campaign to convince the people of the world to lend Dwight their energy for a Spirit Bomb big enough to defeat Jim It succeeds, and Dwight hurls the Spirit Bomb at Jim, scoring a direct hit and obliterating the terrain around them for miles. Dwight hovers above the blast, wide-eyed and panting from exhaustion Dwight's relief turns to horror as the smoke dissipates to reveal a lone figure standing at the bottom of the impact crater. It is Jim, fully nude aside from a few lingering scraps of his office attire, scuffed with dirt but otherwise perfectly unharmed. Jim mugs to the camera
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May 14, 2021 05:08
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Jim puts Dwights stapler in his rear end
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May 14, 2021 06:37
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Jim invites Dwight to go play laser tag after work and shoots him with a pistol after they arrive, afterwards claiming to the police he thought Dwight was pointing a real gun at him. In the confessional booth, he refuses to confirm it was all a ruse to murder Dwight and smirks knowingly
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May 14, 2021 07:48
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Jim invites Dwight to visit him on his new space ship The Event Horizon. During the visit Jim is heard to remark "Where we are going to go we will not need paper to print." horrifying Dwight, a paper salesman by trade.
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May 14, 2021 09:42
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PinheadSlim posted:Jim puts Dwights stapler in his rear end This sentence is frustrating. Did Jim put the stapler in his own rear end or in Dwight's rear end? Please comment.
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May 14, 2021 11:34
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Jim deadpans into the camera that is always present. Dwight notices that Jim can't help but do this. Dwight pities this loving piece of poo poo. "Piece of poo poo." Dwight mutters. "What?" Jim barks, like a dog. Like a dog in heat that wants to gently caress another dog real bad. "Nothing," Dwight demurs. "Naw naw it's too light it's happening now." "Cmon man that cameras aren't even rolling," Rainn Wilson says. "Let it happen SSSHHHH SHHHH," Jim Krasinski presses his index finger to actor Rainn Wilson's lips which are attached to Rainn Wilson's very concerned face. Now fully transformed into JOHN Krasinski, he places his ovipositer inside former actor Rainn Wilson's parched mouth, now frozen in terror. The vessel formerly known as Rainn Wilson is now home for our babies. Home and food for our babies. We are Jim.
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May 14, 2021 11:42
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PinheadSlim posted:Jim puts Dwights stapler in his rear end Jim encases Dwight's rear end in Jello.
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May 14, 2021 11:45
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Dwight opens his desk drawer and finds his stapler encased in jello. “You already did this one, Jim,” Dwight says flatly, unimpressed. “What? What?!” Jim seems horrorstriken. He begins to look around the room frantically. From dark pools that appear on the floor, hundreds of small black demons pour and swarm Jim, seizing him and dragging him down to Hell for failing to keep his end of the unholy bargain that Jim made three hundred years earlier.
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May 14, 2021 13:10
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Jim shows up at work wearing a hard hat and a shirt that says "Ask me about my hard hat". The entire day, he keeps standing around Dwight, thrusting his chest at him to try and get him to ask about the hat. Dwight refuses to take the bait until Jim starts pouting at his desk and hanging up on customers, threatening the livelihood of everyone in the office. Dwight finally asks Jim about the hard hat. Jim removes it, revealing his exposed brain. Dwight vomits and Jim mugs for the camera until a fly lands on his brain, causing Jim to twitch violently.
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May 14, 2021 13:17
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jim frames dwight. through fraudulent documentation he makes it look as though dwight authorised the shipping of all the scranton office items off to various parts of Australia, and was only stopped just in time. of course, jim needs to make this believable, meaning some items actually have to be shipped - so while dwight gets roundly chewed out and ostracised by office staff, Jim's mug's in Canberra
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May 14, 2021 13:21
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Did u guys know dwight is in galaxy quest
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ilikedirt posted:Did u guys know dwight is in galaxy quest Jim teleports Dwight to an alien civilization and erases his memory so that Dwight lives among them for many years, believing himself to be one of them.
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May 14, 2021 13:32
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Jim spikes Dwight's coffee with an ungodly amount of LSD and takes him to a Star Trek convention. On the way there he convinces Dwight that Battlestar Galactica was never a real show and he had been a Star Trek fan all along. Jim feeds Dwight Star Wars facts that he can use when getting into arguments with Trekkies.
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May 14, 2021 13:50
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Jim replaces Dwight’s antipsychotic medication with methamphetamine.
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Jim replaces Dwight’s antipsychotic medication with methamphetamine because psychiatrists are just shills for big pharma. Dwight notices no change and realizes he’s been had by corporations that don’t want him to discover the truth. Now that his eyes have been opened, Jim invites Dwight to have a quick thetan reading, beginning Dwight’s long journey...
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poisonpill posted:Jim replaces Dwight’s antipsychotic medication with methamphetamine because psychiatrists are just shills for big pharma. Dwight notices no change and realizes he’s been had by corporations that don’t want him to discover the truth. Now that his eyes have been opened, Jim invites Dwight to have a quick thetan reading, beginning Dwight’s long journey... Jim hooks live power lines to the metal parts of Dwight's thetan readers, and mugs for the camera
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May 14, 2021 14:19
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:This sentence is frustrating. Did Jim put the stapler in his own rear end or in Dwight's rear end? Please comment. Great art is able to be interpreted several ways, it's up to the reader
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May 14, 2021 14:33
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Passing Dwight in the break room, Jim whispers "I've found a way to bust the Krust." Dwight is taken aback and his face becomes flush. All day, Dwight pleads with Jim to share the Krust busting secret, and Jim declines to explain the method. Driven mad by this denial, Dwight jumps from the roof and plummets to his demise. Jim looks towards the camera and smirks. "You can't bust the Krust."
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May 14, 2021 14:51
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Jim kisses Dwight platonically on the lips, which is allowed.
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May 14, 2021 14:58
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Jim opens a new video rental store, Block-jimster. Dwight, eager to support a small business, goes opening day and rents 3 films. When he gets home he finds that Jim has included a blank VHS tape, marked "BONUS SECRET FILM!". Never one to pass up a mystery, Dwight heads to the barn to grab his old VCR. He pets his dog, Mose, on the way and remarks how much fun this might be, like solving an old mystery. Dwight hooks the VCR up and watches the tape, which is immediately very disturbing. The first shot is a man looking down into a well, followed by a shot of Pam combing her hair in the mirror. Jim walks in on her and the mirror briefly disappears, then Pam turns to look at Jim. Then there is a shot of the Dunder Mifflin office, witht he words "PRANK DWIGHT" floating in front of the screen. Dwight shifts uneasily on his couch as the video continues. A man with a towel covering his head is standing on the beach that the office crew visited for a team building exercise years ago. Dwight thinks it may be Kevin, but he's unsure. Then there is a close-up shot of Jim's eye with the word "JIM" superimposed over it. The eye blinks and the tape mercifully ends with a shot of an old well, presumably the well the man was looking into at the beginning. Disturbed, Dwight shuts off his TV and goes to bed without watching the movies he actually chose to rent. The next day, Dwight returns to the video store to demand that Jim explain that weird tape. However, he finds the store surrounded by police. One of the officers explains that Jim "Cut his own head off" last night. Even more disturbed and uneasy, Dwight heads home to clear his head. Distracted, he misses a phone call on his cell phone. When he gets home he realizes that he recognizes the number - it's his own. And the voicemail is dated two days in the future. Dwight listens to the voicemail and realizes, with growing horror, that he's hearing his own screams on the voicemail. Seeking answers, Dwight returns to the video store late at night and breaks in, hoping to find some kind of clue to what's going on. He sees a deathly pale figure peering at him from behind a shelf and screams as he realizes it's Jim. Or, at least, it once was Jim. The spirit lets out a death rattle and charges at Dwight, causing him to run in terror out the front door and into the street. Dwight runs home, his mustard yellow shirt drenched in sweat. He slowly realizes what's going on. Jim gave Dwight a cursed video tape. Jim killed himself to create another curse in the video store. And the phone call was also a curse created by Jim's desire to constantly prank Dwight, even after death. Dwight locks himself inside his house, unplugs the TV, and throws his phone in a junk drawer. He sits, terrified, as long strands of brown hair start to snake towards him from under the front door.
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Who What Now posted:Jim kisses Dwight platonically on the lips, which is allowed. The Romans now know which of them is the Messiah and arrest Dwight
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May 14, 2021 15:01
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Jim mimes being trapped in a glass box for over 45 minutes - long enough for Dwight to start to wonder if he might really be trapped. As soon as Dwight gets up to see what's going on Jim walks off and says he was just stretching.
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May 14, 2021 15:26
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Jim starts burning a candle at work that smells like bacon. Dwight politely asks him to stop as it's distracting and not a pleasant smell, so Jim starts frying bacon in the break room instead.
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May 14, 2021 15:33
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A Fancy Hat posted:Jim starts burning a candle at work that smells like bacon. Dwight politely asks him to stop as it's distracting and not a pleasant smell, so Jim starts frying bacon in the break room instead. lol
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May 14, 2021 15:45
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Dwight creates a long, detailed r/AITA post laying out what Jim has done to him at the office, and asking if he gets Jim fired would he be the rear end in a top hat? Jim creates a script that registers 2700 reddit accounts, each posting a variation of "Yes you would be the rear end in a top hat" to the thread and downvotes the thread to hell, while upvoting all his other sockpuppet replies, drowning out any real and actual feedback Dwight may be getting.
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May 14, 2021 15:53
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Jim's all-Jello diet has begun to take a tool on his health and appearance. He's showing signs of scurvy and malnutrition, but it's worth it for the soupy Jello shits he keeps tricking Dwight into drinking as an all-in-one meal-replacement shake.
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May 14, 2021 16:03
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dwight is really looking forward to a UK beer festival at which a rare beet beer is being served. however, on the day he learns that the member of staff detailed with obtaining the keg has been waylaid by a violent assailant on his way back, and has had his belongings stolen. dwight is inconsolable to learn that on a shadowy street corner in Bolton, Jim mugs the CAMRA
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May 14, 2021 16:31
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Dwight witnesses strange lights over his farm for several nights, eventually leading him to call MUFON - the Mutual UFO Network - for help. They send an incredibly socially awkward representative to the farm who makes Dwight uncomfortable, but the man seems to know what he's doing and creates a very professional setup to hopefully capture the lights on film. Night comes and Dwight shares a beer with the investigator as they sit under the stars, waiting for the lights. They're both about to give up and call it a night when a single green light appears in the sky. That's quickly followed by a dozen more green lights, then a single red one. The lights form into a circle with the red light at the center, which then begins flashing on and off. Dwight and the investigator are thrilled with this, especially when the lights begin changing colors rapidly and shine a spotlight onto the beet fields. Several of the beets travel up the beam of light as if being teleported up, and the investigator is practically salivating with excitement now. The entire experience lasts until the sun begins to rise, Dwight and the investigator have captured nearly 5 hours of the most compelling evidence of UFOs in history. As they're packing up everything a monster truck, driven by Jim, zooms onto the farm headed directly for them. The investigator is crushed under a front tire along with all of his equipment, forever destroying the evidence from the last night. Jim leans out the window and lets out a long "Woooooooo!" as he starts to do donuts in the beet field. The lights never show up again and Dwight refuses to tell the story for fear of being labelled a crackpot.
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Jim puts a few sliced radishes in his salad. The next day, he has some radishes for flavor in a turkey sandwich. Finally, he takes to eating raw radishes like apples for lunch, each day. It does bother Dwight. Jim mugs the camera, trying to blink away tears from the spicy radish lunch.
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