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Dwight draws himself a hot bath to relax after a long week, but when he steps into the tub his foot touches Jim's waterlogged corpse, ensuring he will not get to relax tonight and will always think of this moment when he steps into water.
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Jim Places the Lament Configuration upon Dwight's desk, with a note attached insulting his Rubics Cube solving skills. Pinhead mugs into the camera.
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May 14, 2021 18:02
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I just realized Dwight and Jim are Goofus and Gallant if Goofus pulled pranks on Gallant all the drat time
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May 14, 2021 18:04
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Jim shoots Dwight in the back of the head lol.
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May 14, 2021 18:06
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low key sex master posted:I just realized Dwight and Jim are Goofus and Gallant if Goofus pulled pranks on Gallant all the drat time I’ve been seeing Coyote and Road Runner for like a month
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May 14, 2021 18:20
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Jim sucks Dwight's dick. Prankishly.
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May 14, 2021 18:39
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low key sex master posted:I just realized Dwight and Jim are Goofus and Gallant if Goofus pulled pranks on Gallant all the drat time I always got a Bugs Bunny (Jim) and Daffy Duck (Dwight) vibe from them. Which I guess means Michael is Elmer Fudd.
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May 14, 2021 19:50
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Jim uses advanced marketing and subliminal advertising jutsu on Angela, causing a subconscious personality to break out that she stores her desire into. He manipulates her into purchasing several erotic tools. Soon, she begins squirting. Dwight is shamed by his inability to match her liquid output. A tiny leak develops above Dwight's phone, prompting Jim to comment on how weak and pathetic the pipe that supplies the fluid is. Dwight stores his essence for several months, unleashing it on Angela in a fury. The drop in blood pressure gives Dwight a stroke. Angela's neck snaps from the sheer pressure of fluid tossed upon her. Jim wheels a half-comatose Dwight into the office. He places a water feature in front of him to keep him entertained. Drip. Drip. drip. The droplets contain reflections of JIM mugging into the camera.
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May 14, 2021 20:22
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Dwight confides in Jim that he feels inadequate towards Angela. Jim bestows upon him a tome that promises to maximize his lingham with daily exercise, meditation, and an hourly application of prickly ointment. Jim also counsels Angela, as he explains she will need time to meditate and accept the newly overwhelming girth that Dwight will hold in only 1 month. After the month passes, Dwight confides in Jim that he feels even more inadequate as he can now barely graze the walls. Dwight's regimen is put into overload. 2 months pass and Dwight is at his wit's end. Jim explains that his mental state is creating a block, and that tonight they will break through it. He tells Dwight to gather essentials for a night of passion. When he arrives, he walks in on Angela being railed by Jim, whose manhood is equine and formidable. Jim screams, joined by Angela "14 INCHES DWIGHT. 14 INCHES" Dwight crumples as he realizes that he will never be able to fill the gap between Jim and himself. in a cut-away, a disheveled and white-haired Dwight laughs. "Joke's on him. It was never about Angela." He mugs for the camera as a line of blood flows down from his eye.
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May 14, 2021 20:29
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Jim convinces Dwight that he is allergic to paper. In a cruel move, Dwight creates Origami Doppelgangers of the Scranton branch, trapping Dwight in a world where he can know no touch. He cuts his hands off with a paper guillotine.
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May 14, 2021 20:35
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FilthyImp posted:Dwight confides in Jim that he feels inadequate towards Angela. lmao
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May 14, 2021 22:37
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Jim tricks Dwight into signing a marriage certificate thus marrying him, he then files for divorce and acquires 50% of Dwights assets and full custody of Mose.
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May 14, 2021 22:49
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Jim puts Mose down
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May 14, 2021 22:50
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Jim puts Carolina Reaper peppers in Dwight's butthole while Dwight is asleep.
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May 14, 2021 22:52
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jim farts in a garbage bag and puts it over dwight's face, giving him horrific blisters
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May 14, 2021 23:09
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Jim gifts Dwight a bath bomb, but it is actually heavily concentrated pure potassium and Dwight actually blows up in the bathtub.
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May 14, 2021 23:23
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Who What Now posted:Jim kisses Dwight platonically on the lips, which is allowed. It's true, it is
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May 14, 2021 23:23
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Just as Dwight is about to close an important sale, Jim unplugs Dwight’s phone. He then immediately calls the customer back and, imitating Dwight’s voice, calls the customer a string of racial slurs. When Dwight opens his mouth to yell for Michael, Jim places the nozzle of a foam insulation spray can in Dwight’s mouth and fills his throat with sticky foam.
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May 14, 2021 23:25
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Jim intentionally gives Dwight Covid19 and Dwight loses his sense of taste so Jim secretly dissolves obscene amounts of sugar in Dwight's coffee rendering him diabetic. Jim then steals Dwight's insulin and replaces it with glucagon. Dwight injects the glucagon and develops so severe hyperglycemia that he goes into a diabetic coma and his toes fingers and dick become gangrenous and need emergency amputation. Jim waits for Dwight to wake up and see the state of himself and panic and Jim turns to the camera with a devilish grin.
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May 15, 2021 00:19
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Dwight arranges a Lord of The Rings themed office party, where guests are encouraged to dress as their favorite Tolkien characters. Jim arrives dressed as Elric of Melniboné, the anti-Frodo.
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Jim infects Dwight with COVID-19 and says it’s no big deal because “it’s just the flu.” Then he shows Dwight video suggesting people “take bleach, internally.” Meredith is rushed to the hospital.
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May 15, 2021 00:32
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Jim abducts Dwight and waterboards him in a dark room, telling Dwight that he will be released as long as he answers Jim's questions truthfully. The questions themselves are gibberish however, such as "how many?" or "what are it?" or "which is they?" which Dwight cannot possibly give satisfactory answers to
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Jim paints little black "Q"s all over Dwights belongings. Under his phones receiver, on the underside of his mouse, on a few of his pencils, and maybe even on a bobblehead. Dwight is enraged at the mystery of "Q" and suspects Jim, but Jim says he can't tell Dwight what it means or the deep state shadow government will get him. Dwight begins to delve deep into Qanon conspiracies and he loses himself trying to connect the dots. This leads to Dwight joining the January 6th insurrection in a vain and ill thought out attempt to find answers. Dwight is spotted on Twitter sitting by some bathrooms in the capitol building and Twitter quickly identifies him via his Dunder Mifflin employee badge that he failed to remove beforehand. By the time he goes back to work FBI agents are already waiting in the parking lot. He is arrested and sent to federal prison. Jim mugs at the camera with a little Q painted on his coffee cup.
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May 15, 2021 00:49
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Jim walks in on Angela blowing Dwight and slaps the drat dick out of her mouth.
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May 15, 2021 00:53
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Jim corners Angela in the break room to show her something on his phone. "I saw this and thought of Dwight." It is a novelty mug. It reads "World's Greatest Lover". "I think he'd love it. Would you get it for him?" Partly put off this bizarre confrontation, and mostly just confused, Angela stammers "What? No, I mean, what?!" But it's too late. Jim was recording Angela's reaction to the Mug on camera.
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Gatto Grigio posted:Jim walks in on Angela blowing Dwight and slaps the drat dick out of her mouth. "I'll show you how it's done!" Jim says, and proceeds to give several very useful pointers to increase the satisfaction of all parties.
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May 15, 2021 01:06
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"And that's *mmph, gulp* how you do it!" He says with a wipe and a smirk.
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May 15, 2021 01:07
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Jim tricks Dwight into selling his soul to Milhouse.
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May 15, 2021 01:17
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Dwight gets pink eye three times in one year. The next time he "inexplicably" contracts pink eye, Jim mugs the camera.
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May 15, 2021 01:30
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Who What Now posted:"I'll show you how it's done!" Jim says, and proceeds to give several very useful pointers to increase the satisfaction of all parties. Who What Now posted:And that's *mmph, gulp* how you do it!" He says with a wipe and a smirk. 
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May 15, 2021 03:07
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Jim and Pam beg Dwight and Angela to send them to Kamp Krusty, going so far as to fake Jim's death before Jim reveals that he is "dead serious" about going to camp.
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Who What Now posted:Jim and Pam beg Dwight and Angela to send them to Kamp Krusty, going so far as to fake Jim's death before Jim reveals that he is "dead serious" about going to camp. Jim upsets Dwight by misidentifying Bart's fake death as being part of the Kamp Krusty episode when it was actually the Itchy and Scratchy land episode. It bugs Dwight way more than it should bug a normal person.
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May 15, 2021 03:21
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Michael is horrified to hear that Toby "doesn't want any drat vegetables", and blames Dwight for not raising Jim properly.
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May 15, 2021 03:21
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Jim steals Mister Mxyzptlk's power and banishes Dwight to the Paper Zone, where he's tormented by the existence of being an assistant to the regional manager at a failing mid-sized paper supply office, along with being a beet farmer
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May 15, 2021 03:30
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Jim convinces Dwight that the apocalypse has began and that he must hide in a dumpster refrigerator to survive, only so he can steal his ticket to Casa Bonita.
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https://i.imgur.com/RDePPMr.mp4
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May 15, 2021 03:55
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Jim breaks the 4th wall by walking out into the set, takes the script and cuts every mention of Dwight from it, Dwight vanishes from the screen and Jim asks "Where's Dwight?" signature smile
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May 15, 2021 04:03
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Jim destroys Dwight's Shadow in the Cognitive World, leading to a dramatic Change of Heart.
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May 15, 2021 04:23
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Jim makes a poop in Dwight's butt. Meredith has to be taken to the hospital.
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Jim irritates Dwight by wearing white after Labor Day.
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