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poo poo POST MALONE posted:I have a four year old who sometimes won't go to sleep until 11:00. sucks rear end edit, eventually they were out of daycare and no longer took naps, so they'd naturally be tired at 8-9ish.
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posting this here for all of you to also inflict endless psychological trauma to your kids just, don’t use the drake meme since he’s a sex pest
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Insanite posted:zero sleep regressions in almost two years this is literally how she was right up until last week, it owned the only solace is knowing it will end
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Gringostar posted:posting this here for all of you to also inflict endless psychological trauma to your kids gonna wish my kid good luck on graduating high school by taking out an ad in the yearbook that is a loss edit picturing her running through the hospital to an image of the school sitting on the bed at the end "REMEMBER [kid], YOU CAN ALWAYS MOVE PAST IT, AND HEAL"
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Good soup! posted:this is literally how she was right up until last week, it owned no…. no! this is a paradise that can never end!
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May 8, 2021 20:47
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it took us loving years to figure out sleep with our first child. eventually we realized we had different bedtime routines. once we synched that up it was sooooo much easier. for our second kid, they were in the same room and she just took to her older siblings schedule. 8pm to 7am for years. oldest is 9 now and they get up and do morning chores and get ready before we even get up they're probably serial killers or something
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wow that's one of those places that makes me really happy that it exists while simultaneously wondering how it still exists
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our new little guy just hit 1 month and I'm really looking forward to this fascinating concept of a "sleep schedule" Right now my wife is up nonstop cluster feeding and I'm up nonstop helping him through the subsequent cluster farting and boy I would like to sleep for more than two hours at a time
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you got about 6 months before you can try some sleep training and try to get some sleep but it gets better!(eventually)
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PsychoInternetHawk posted:our new little guy just hit 1 month and I'm really looking forward to this fascinating concept of a "sleep schedule" Anyways look forward to this, Kid rolled on the ground freaking out for an hour after realizing that, after making popsicles, they wouldn't be immediately ready to eat. Having to wait a day for something is the equivalent of the world ending.
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oh yeah we got a rock tumbler and that was a fun lesson in waiting.
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Willzilla posted:
Aww man that makes me want to move back to Richmond. Just across the James River there is an awesome train museum that we used to take my son to that he loved. He doesn't really like trains anymore though (it's all swords and minecraft and smash bros these days)
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my first kid would not sleep for more than 2 hours at a time until she was like 16 months old, and we lived in a small 1 bedroom apartment so you couldn't escape the crying everything after that has been smooth sailing by comparison tbh, even after adding 2 more kids to the mix
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I was hanging out with my older brother last night and he has one kid. a two year old. I invited him to the driving range and he said "oh I can't I have to watch [son] and [wife] can't do it solo." they want to have a second one. it's the worst idea on the planet.
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Someone gave my child a Christmas edition Big Mouth Billy Bass we found while we were cleaning out the garage and oh boy let me tell you, I will take any aforementioned terrible YouTube channel 24x7 straight to my brain than listen to one second of this demonic artifact. My only hope is to encourage the child to play with it so roughly that it breaks. I'm pretty sure the design and construction of this device came from an ancient tome of unspeakable evil. No toy or video to date has managed to produce such a visceral reaction in me. Join me in my pain. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5MShp3FUv8
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everyone in the 90s: get this-- it's a fish. but it sings lmao
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The first Billy Bass being assembled broke one of the seals of the apocalypse.
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poo poo POST MALONE posted:I have a four year old who sometimes won't go to sleep until 11:00. sucks rear end nite kids!!!
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I love pbs kids, but there is something, I don't know, lifeless? Just not as good? Between the CGI toons and the 2d stuff and if isn't just me being a curmudgeon about loving traditional (looking) cartoons for kids and poo poo. Both my wife and my brother alluded to the same thing after watching a block of shows and the getting to Ready Jet Go which I feel like I should like (I loving LOVE SCIENCE), but just has that lifeless wannabe DreamWorks vibe to it all and if prefer not to watch it Which means I'm doomed to have a kid that loves it lol
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I'm honestly happy whenever the kid watches Teen Titans Go. It's probably the least awful thing she consumes.
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Basically if it has a plot I'm satisfied
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Help my kids are getting into anime
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the year or so of only watching pinkfong and lovely little angel videos are behind me now thank god. do not have grand parents expose your kids to shows because they don’t give a poo poo and you have to deal with the fall out for months.
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sonatinas posted:do not have grand parents expose your kids to shows because they don’t give a poo poo and you have to deal with the fall out for months. paw patrol 
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Another Bill posted:Help my kids are getting into anime is it good anime
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U-DO Burger posted:is it good anime You're asking the wrong guy. Its on Netflix.
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fosborb posted:paw patrol i straight up banned paw patrol, she asks for it and I’m like we don’t have it
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sonatinas posted:i straight up banned paw patrol, she asks for it and I’m like we don’t have it Same, absolutely no way we're ever putting that on
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fosborb posted:paw patrol Agree about the 3D PBS shows, they're just so empty feeling. Whereas True/Starbeam and others are much more lively and enjoyable.
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I think you need to have cable or pay for something to get Paw Patrol because it's never even an option in anything we typically use.
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I forbid the Paw Patrol cartoons but family keeps giving her the toys and I'm not a monster enough to take a toy away from her once she has it if it's not directly dangerous (obligatory "trusting the cops is suicide"), but I make sure she knows that Chase is a very bad doggie who is mean to the good and useful doggies like Rubble and Rocky. If Paw Patrol excluded the pigdog, I'd probably be fine with it, since firefighting and recycling and rescue operations are all good and fine things. In most situations in the show, Chase seems to only be useful at bossing everyone else around while taking the credit.
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whos that cspam poster who just loving hates firefighters? i could use a paw patrol rant from them. get some hate for marshal too. "probably pops car windows if they're even near hydrants when they dont need to just to prove a point" etc
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 my daughter threw this in the trash and then acted like it was something to be ashamed of smh
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Top quality work, imo
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my 6 and 9 year olds also regularly call me a n00b and "grief" each other. I really need them back in a real classroom
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oh and for anyone with artistically inclined kids, we discovered (pre pandemic) that some of those "wine and art" studios do kids classes. My daughter did this at 7  we found this great Chinese American teacher who does art classes on zoom, right now they're working on the shuimo or freehand watercolor technique. She's the only white kid in the class lol
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My three and a half year old had a meltdown because she saw me peeing and I had to tell her she wouldn't grow a penis. She is developing an amazing sense of humor though and it's fantastic to see it come out. We are not religious but my parents are and she was reciting a prayer and at the end she just yelled A POOP and started cackling like an insane person.
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