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Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Did I tell you about the time I was so hung over from previous night's campfire party that I threw up My breakfast cloudberry pizza slice?

(bad snipe)

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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Hatebag posted:

That's probably a slime mold colony that's on the move. Slime molds exist as single-celled organisms until some environmental trigger causes them to coalesce into an ersatz multicellular creature and scoot along the ground or start shooting out jisms in the air or whatever slimy business they get up to

We could learn a thing or two

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
gently caress they even photographed it horizontally so it looks like it's hung up on a wall like some sick trophy

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Wow. Brazilian pizza vs Brazil pizza. Who wins?

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002


Aardvark! posted:

gently caress they even photographed it horizontally so it looks like it's hung up on a wall like some sick trophy

Batepapo: "We have such sights to show you"

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

AHH F/UGH posted:

Batepapo: "We have such sights to show you"

haha, that was where my mind went straight away. :lmao:

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Looks like some torture device from Hellraiser.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

AHH F/UGH posted:

Batepapo: "We have such sights to show you"

I texted the uncommented picture to my brother and he immediately responded "Jesus wept"

Empty Sandwich fucked around with this message at 18:47 on May 12, 2021

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


*Emerges from a sickening pile of catupiry, whole roast chickens and turd steaks.*

And to think I hesitated.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Pizza Necronomiccione

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/8bdbjpH.gifv
:megadeath:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Really disappointed by the lack of sound on that one.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
now: *note on uncommandeered sign saying due to communism nobody wants to spin anymore*

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋


Jesus wept

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Legitimately terrifying, far moreso than the movie, unironically

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010


Still better than some of the dirt posted here

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/H6ZwzvZ.gifv

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


drat that must have stung

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



Why would you try to remove a pizza with a turning peel?

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

Also if a pizza does this, its fukken raw

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Jack-Off Lantern posted:

Also if a pizza does this, its fukken raw

"if the crust is real floppy, your work is quite sloppy."

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007




I think I posted this in like page one or two of this thread. It’s the mainstay of Croatian delivery menus, the Sexy Pizza. Usually a kranjska sausage is used instead of the frank to symbolize the penis. It is thicker than a frankfurter and curved, with a grainier texture. The eggs symbolize the testicles and they are homonyms in Croatian.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Post the worst pizza ever: the eggs symbolize the testicles

JonathonSpectre
Jul 23, 2003

I replaced the Shermatar and text with this because I don't wanna see racial slurs every time you post what the fuck

Soiled Meat
"Yeah lemme get a large dick and balls with extra dick. And extra balls."

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

What do the two olives symbolize

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
your swollen prostate

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

laserghost posted:

What do the two olives symbolize

Your CHRAM

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



laserghost posted:

What do the two olives symbolize

They already ate the third one

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

laserghost posted:

What do the two olives symbolize

Obviously the second smaller pair of testicles we men all have.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
distracting my horny spiderwife by doing a beguiling assdance and flashing her the ol' False Scrotes

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




laserghost posted:

What do the two olives symbolize

spare testes e:f;b

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

The surgery to remove the tumour was a success

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


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Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

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